Will You Press The Button?

You can have whatever you want, whenever you want

but

Everytime you do so, a is taken off of your lifespan

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dogpond12last year

guys I dont get the lifespn joke can you please explain?

L_Is_Real_24012 months ago

Ugh, me hear you no get “lifespn” joke. Me tell you, it simple but also not simple. When we sit by fire and tell stories, sometimes we make words up to laugh. Like when we say big rock, but instead of saying rock, we say large-standing-sky-fall-slammer. It...[Show full comment]

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AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783last year

they will know my wrath

Q_ImpracticalJokerslast year

hey mustache what's up

mario_bros_shoelast year

shoe

dogpondlast year

I can make creamy flatulence without the button, im good

SIendermanlast year

Will you collect my pages?

BEAR_5last year

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ONLY_REPLY_TO_NOOBSlast year

already be able to do what you want noobs

Iplaytoowinlast year

IF ORANGE OR PUMPKIN BUT APPLE BANANA ALTHO PINEAPPLE

Magrathea_Castiel4 years ago

Oh no my a

TheWiseOldMan8 years ago

The only thing left is lifespn.

trumpsucks8 years ago

i dont need any "a"s. all i need is 6s and 9s

XG3 years ago

Most people suck.

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MouseGirl3 years ago

Lifespn

Hannah Brohawk Jury12 years ago

I can handle living without 'a's.

SinthTober4 years ago

I can live with life spn

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Caribou3 years ago

I can live with everyone spelling mine "lifespn"

DSFKLJfydsiop7zd9783 years ago

guess I have a lifespn now

tharmofta8 years ago

i choose a femtosecond is taken off my lifespan. it didnt say the unit

Knassen1233218 years ago

Pikosecond

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Maypaws4 years ago

As tempting as it is, I prefer to keep all the A"s in my lifespan. "Cuse, y"see, it"s little wkwrd tryin" to tlk without "em.

Zaboom8 years ago

I'll enjoy my "lifespn" then.

thingee9 years ago

then I'll have an A added back to lifespan.

Creeperkiller20008 years ago

So it would be my lifespn?

CoalCo7 years ago

Just want a longer lifespan

Darragh Oldham12 years ago

There's only one 'a' in lifespan.

[{(TheOneAndOnly)}]9 years ago

Oh no!! When I have something I only have a lifespn

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AssHar8 years ago

My life span has no a"s. For example: if my life span is seventy years, "seventy" has no "a" in it.

Lt-marshall8 years ago

I cn live with out sying A"s, I just did in this sentence

Cameron Christianson9 years ago

I would have Immortality

UnmatchedBracket2 years ago

You mean "Immortlity"?

HaremKingSenpai9 years ago

omg...not the "a"s...please

Samuel Wells12 years ago

II can live with just having a lifespn

Untedbear9 years ago

I see what you did there

Luigi29647 years ago

I don't have smaller lifespn

Labracadabrador7 years ago

A? A what? A WHAT?!

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago

Assuming it is a year, I can just ask for more years.

Wonkyplaya7 years ago

How dare they take an ‘a’ from my word lifespan, then it would just be ‘lifespn’

ChronicDepression8 years ago

If it means a nano second, heck yeah. If not... I can live without the letter a

Allison Whealy12 years ago

A what?? A minute? A Second?

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

1/10000000000000 of an attosecond

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M7a7t7t79 years ago

So every time i have a battery it won't be double a or triple a, only double and triple batteries.

writerfriend7 years ago

So it would be a lifespn I'm cool with that

ZenZant9 years ago

please specify

Toopty22568 years ago

I can live without a"s. Even the my name will be Cetrstuck

grayfire10 years ago

OPEN! GATE OF THE GOLDEN BEAR! FREDDY! ...wait OOMG NOOO GTFO

PreetyChtulu7 years ago

a nanosecond...

Davimalu9 years ago

I can live without a

TeamKobus28 years ago

I want to live longer. LOOPHOLE

Matthew Dunn12 years ago

Here comes a new language.

RAGEOLGY4 years ago

NOOOOOOO NOT THE "A"s

Swagraptor9 years ago

Dafuq is an a in time measures?

RyleeWinterBlade9 years ago

its a lifespn

Thatguywithnospacesinhisname8 years ago

I can have lifespn

Janae Jones12 years ago

aww i didn't press it on accident i can live with a lifespn

Musical_Nerd7 years ago

Lifespn Seems legit

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

doesnt hurt. after all, its second in my eyes.

ZippyDoggey8 years ago

Who needs the "a" in lifespan? I can spell it like this : Lifespn

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