You can have whatever you want, whenever you want
but
Everytime you do so, a is taken off of your lifespan
I will not


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dogpond12 3 years ago
guys I dont get the lifespn joke can you please explain?

L_Is_Real_2401 2 years ago
Ugh, me hear you no get “lifespn” joke. Me tell you, it simple but also not simple. When we sit by fire and tell stories, sometimes we make words up to laugh. Like when we say big rock, but instead of saying rock, we say large-standing-sky-fall-slammer. It... [Show full comment]
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AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783 3 years ago
they will know my wrath

Magrathea_Castiel 5 years ago
Oh no my a

TheWiseOldMan 10 years ago
The only thing left is lifespn.

trumpsucks 10 years ago
i dont need any "a"s. all i need is 6s and 9s

XG 5 years ago
Most people suck.
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Q_ImpracticalJokers 3 years ago
hey mustache what's up

mario_bros_shoe 3 years ago
shoe

dogpond 3 years ago
I can make creamy flatulence without the button, im good

SIenderman 3 years ago
Will you collect my pages?

BEAR_5 3 years ago
⠀⠀⠀⠀

Iplaytoowin 3 years ago
IF ORANGE OR PUMPKIN BUT APPLE BANANA ALTHO PINEAPPLE

Hannah Brohawk Jury 13 years ago
I can handle living without 'a's.

SinthTober 6 years ago
I can live with life spn
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MouseGirl 5 years ago
Lifespn

tharmofta 10 years ago
i choose a femtosecond is taken off my lifespan. it didnt say the unit

Knassen123321 9 years ago
Pikosecond
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Caribou 5 years ago
I can live with everyone spelling mine "lifespn"

DSFKLJfydsiop7zd978 5 years ago
guess I have a lifespn now

thingee 11 years ago
then I'll have an A added back to lifespan.

Zaboom 9 years ago
I'll enjoy my "lifespn" then.

Maypaws 5 years ago
As tempting as it is, I prefer to keep all the A"s in my lifespan. "Cuse, y"see, it"s little wkwrd tryin" to tlk without "em.

Creeperkiller2000 10 years ago
So it would be my lifespn?

Darragh Oldham 13 years ago
There's only one 'a' in lifespan.

[{(TheOneAndOnly)}] 10 years ago
Oh no!! When I have something I only have a lifespn
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CoalCo 9 years ago
Just want a longer lifespan

AssHar 9 years ago
My life span has no a"s. For example: if my life span is seventy years, "seventy" has no "a" in it.

Lt-marshall 10 years ago
I cn live with out sying A"s, I just did in this sentence

Samuel Wells 13 years ago
II can live with just having a lifespn

Untedbear 11 years ago
I see what you did there

Cameron Christianson 11 years ago
I would have Immortality

UnmatchedBracket 4 years ago
You mean "Immortlity"?

HaremKingSenpai 11 years ago
omg...not the "a"s...please

Luigi2964 8 years ago
I don't have smaller lifespn

Labracadabrador 8 years ago
A? A what? A WHAT?!

DarthInvaderZim 9 years ago
Assuming it is a year, I can just ask for more years.

Wonkyplaya 9 years ago
How dare they take an ‘a’ from my word lifespan, then it would just be ‘lifespn’

ChronicDepression 10 years ago
If it means a nano second, heck yeah. If not... I can live without the letter a

Allison Whealy 13 years ago
A what?? A minute? A Second?

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
1/10000000000000 of an attosecond
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Hammerhands814 9 years ago
We can't live with out the ALPHABET

BlueDogXL 11 years ago
A nothing is taken of your life? AAALLLLL RRIIIIGHT!!!

Blogger 10 years ago
Same a's like any.NY NY lol

UgyMordanOems 8 years ago
I want my lifespn to have an "a" in it

TheOOOF 6 years ago
So i have lifespn?

Dorigo 11 years ago
So I end up with a lifespn

EineKartoffel 9 years ago
lifespan lifespn lifepn liepn iepen iPen

butterdomain 11 years ago
what is the fucken a for what!!!!!!!!!!

rms 5 months ago
我想要寿命不就行了？

Onii-chan 10 years ago
I can deal with a lifespn.

JohnPariah 12 years ago
how can I live with a "lifespn"?!!

Szokusia 9 years ago
I’ll just get immortality O∀O

Piratewaffle43 11 years ago
The letter a is taken off my lifespan. Oh well.

Anders Lisborg Simonsen 13 years ago
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nano second taken from me

ProphetofRegret 7 years ago
But There is only one a on my lifespan

1% Isnt That High 11 years ago
my lifespn is quite alright with out its "a"

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
Lifespn is my glory nd tret
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