Will You Press The Button?

ChaosNe09 years ago

Just because I get a letter doesn't mean I have to go to Hogwarts but it means that I'm a wizard, which is nice.

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

Noses are overrated...

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

No u

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PeetaFangirlForever9 years ago

I'M A SLYTHERIN!!

Mana10 years ago

I GET A WAND!? OF COURSE I'D PRESS THE BUTTON!

James Willows12 years ago

he dies after though and a new headmaster

sadielover9 years ago

long live volodemort .... noses are overrated

Brandon Ross Sprague12 years ago

OVERTHROW THE HEADMASTER

Arthur_Sarue8 years ago

Actually, it"s quite simple. "Voldy-sensei, check out this amazing spell I"ve learned. It"s called Tactical Nuke."

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Aaron Waterson12 years ago

I always wanted to learn the Dark Arts.

DutchCraft6 years ago

Me to

Sha Azure12 years ago

Nah, not sound so bad.

Joao Kleber Nixon12 years ago

i give no shat i get to learn with out rules

Nbhnc12 years ago

Aha good thing i always liked slytherin - sparks

Kaiyanni10 years ago

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AlexArt8 years ago

Voldemort is Evil, I am a Demon, Half Demon, I WILL.

Warebutton1019 years ago

Downside?

KINGLINUS18 years ago

he"d be killed soon anyway...

Deadpoolcolony9 years ago

Hes a weakling when you really think about it

ColeSoper8 years ago

If he makes it to headmaster he must not be that bad

Galway Ghost10 years ago

I'd just have to team up with other students and stage a coup

PGD4 years ago

WTF? This means nothing to me. Hand me that piano. See how that feels.

wateves1239 years ago

SENPAII

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago

Assuming he's ACTUALLY Headmastering, i don't see very many problems with this. I mean, a proper headmaster is probably forbidden to, say, murder a student's entire family because he refused to join the headmaster's cult.

TrollerXXL9 years ago

Nope. I don't want him to steal my nose.

Pikachulover16088 years ago

Lol me neither

NiteUmbrium8 years ago

Not a fan of the Dark Lord. But I wanna be a witch and go into Slytherin.

Astrid Linnea Heggem12 years ago

Screw Voldemort, this is Hogwarts.

EpicAwesomeAryan9 years ago

I don't have to go to Hogwarts, but since I'm invited to it, it means I'm a wizard. I GET A WAND!

Thehitmanofmeems7 years ago

KI"LL THE HEADMASTER

Heavymetal610 years ago

I could just poison him

superluigi699 years ago

how is this possibru

spookytrash10 years ago

i never even read harry potter oops

DerpyKitten8 years ago

Give me a wand, I'll kill myself and probably some people in a couple of countries.

imzyidol10 years ago

I'll just sit around and wait for some hero to save the day. Someone will do it eventually

Pikachulover16088 years ago

He dies so it doesn't matter

dog3pwner9 years ago

Lets overthrow him XD lets go find Harry.

Black Night2039 years ago

Well that doesn't mean Harry Potter won't kill him so ya I'll take and if Harry is dead he will just come back because he is the chosen one

AshTheBeast6 years ago

Ok I'll learn a curse spell and kill him with it

Lego Las Elfico12 years ago

it's 2014 all is well

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Hate Harry Potter

Condroix9 years ago

Downside please

2hello98 years ago

I wish I said yes because V. Is dead

xarre9 years ago

Easy, just be evil. Done. But be bad at it so he doesn't force you to work for him.

Sudokori 10 years ago

That wouldn't be a school. That'd be a concentration camp.

R00h4n3 years ago

Harry: hey valdemar wanna play Simon says? Voldemort: let"s do it. Harry: Simon says touch your nose Voldemort: *silence*

deanluver9 years ago

i dont understan the harry potter stuff

Shawn Torres12 years ago

yay......house slitherin forever

patopotato9 years ago

ew hogwarts

floopy78910 years ago

EEEEEVIL

Jojo_C8 years ago

YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!PUSH DA BOOTON!

Laura Vance12 years ago

I could always ues 'Avada Kedavra' on him

spurius1878 years ago

No you can't, it wouldn't kill him. His... I forget what they are called... lets say artifacts contain pieces of his soul, and they protect him. He can only die when they are destroyed.

KawaiiUnitato9 years ago

I've never watched harry potter

ICE-MinecraftandMore7 years ago

All hail Voldemort!(secretly a double-agent)

RootinTootinPutin8 years ago

Well, after having read the books and watched the films several times, you know where to locate and destroy the horcruxes,so, why not?

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