Will You Press The Button?

Maharid2 months ago

So i will be Jack Dawson? No, thanks.

Calmdown89 years ago

I will have milions of bodyguards with me

Animaly7 years ago

Half a million will be assassins

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wisecrack39 years ago

never said tey want me dead, maybe they fall out of the sky, maybe they want hugs, maye they are hot chicks looking to fuck(batman strikes again)

YoniGonzalezVandeVen7 years ago

The assassins can run past and you have to avoid them by not bumping did not say there were coming for me

icell4 years ago

this is where bodyguards come in

coffhar7 years ago

I try to avoid assassins anyway. It doesn't come up often, but still.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I would have very well trained warriors as my most trusted bodyguards so the assassins would have to get through them first

Pika Girl9 years ago

I would be the assassin

FantasyKitten8 years ago

Hm.....I think i"d still be the king/queen but hiding as a assassin!

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Cathy Qiu12 years ago

I feel like this would be really fun actually.

insertrandomnameXD4 years ago

yeah, with half of the people in the world trying to kill you

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AVAGINTZ7 years ago

ahem im a GIRL y u assumin my gender!!!!

Braxbro7 years ago

First order - make a lead lined mech suit with titanium armor and framing, comfortable interior, USB relays in the hands that lead to the cockpit, insane amounts of guns, etc. fire all bodyguards when assembled, then when i get in, never get out.

DragonfuryMH7 years ago

So long as they"re not my Skyrim character.

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Ooh they can try >:)

iSoul7 years ago

Actually this would bring 500 times as much adventure into my life than my future career, which would probably be busting my butt for 15 hours in a cubicle

ImNotAFish8 years ago

If you became king of the world there would be assassins reguardless

RNJR8 years ago

Well I better get in shape.

Chimpmunklady8 years ago

Sorry I mean queen!!

Chimpmunklady8 years ago

I mean I'm already king!

Zletro8 years ago

The best way to avoid assassins is to become one

Assassin-king8 years ago

That"s why I became the assassin king

Tobias Stadler12 years ago

1 word: YOLO

Emily Turgeon12 years ago

It seems like this would be an obvious price to pay.

Brandon Gerholdt12 years ago

That's a norm as a person in power. i love that i had the atomic bomb as my effect and then i get this question. press the button for king of the world and i blow it up

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!ï»¿

Fat_ant7 years ago

Just get a lot of bodyguards

Hydrow10 years ago

You're the king! Make assassinations illegal!

DGLDOMINATOR8 years ago

I"d have the urge to constanly keep my head moving from snipers

boobear10 years ago

Just hire assassins to assassinate your assassins.

Hackatictac9 years ago

Ez I could have 2 identity's 1 would be king of the world while the other is a homeless person nobody cares about.

godlikekami1239 years ago

Im risking my life on it so i wont

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago

Why would i want a bad thing just to have assassins on my back? It's hard enough keeping the world in order!

UrMum342569 years ago

oops, accidently said 'I will not' you could have millions of bodyguards

xelbiq3 years ago

ok it seems good on paper. BUT NO ONE HERE HAS THAT KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY.

chonkeymonk3y12349 years ago

My life sucks so yea this would he a new twist

Unicorn1119 years ago

Shame I am a girl

Hyltran5 years ago

It comes with the package but who wants to be king all over the world? I don’t

Davynavy029 years ago

I just grab my MLG dorito launcher and nonescoped the assassins

James William Glass12 years ago

Ok so, my assassins are trying to find me for an assignment, but I don't want to give them one, so I'm avoiding them.

Mine Avatar 10 years ago

is there a way to become assasin... then it wouldnt matter

weewoopower1239 years ago

*queen

sergiuszek9 years ago

i want a ton of kinths

Bon_Bon6669 years ago

I would be QUEEN of the world, since i'm a girl

leixing10 months ago

世界的王是《CO2》

Lylyrics9 years ago

I prefer the term "Queen" of the world. But being me, I'd screw up the world so my brother can have it. He'd be a good leader... more or less...

Almightycooke10 years ago

Hire assassins to assassinate my assassins

parun4 years ago

I train to fight and it becomes epic constant battles

tans.9 years ago

i am not responsible enough to be a king of a world.

Ben369128 years ago

1. You would have tons of guards if you are king which means there is almost no way a assassin is going to you and you can make the world a better place

Chris Weeks12 years ago

Good thing I know Parkour

darco3799 years ago

me to

EvaBear8 years ago

The assassins are actually assassinating someone else, I need to avoid them because they"re really annoying

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