First order - make a lead lined mech suit with titanium armor and framing, comfortable interior, USB relays in the hands that lead to the cockpit, insane amounts of guns, etc. fire all bodyguards when assembled, then when i get in, never get out.
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DragonfuryMH7 years ago
So long as they"re not my Skyrim character.
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Somerandomwizard7 years ago
Ooh they can try >:)
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iSoul7 years ago
Actually this would bring 500 times as much adventure into my life than my future career, which would probably be busting my butt for 15 hours in a cubicle
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ImNotAFish8 years ago
If you became king of the world there would be assassins reguardless
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RNJR8 years ago
Well I better get in shape.
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Chimpmunklady8 years ago
Sorry I mean queen!!
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Chimpmunklady8 years ago
I mean I'm already king!
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Zletro8 years ago
The best way to avoid assassins is to become one
Assassin-king8 years ago
That"s why I became the assassin king
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Tobias Stadler12 years ago
1 word: YOLO
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Emily Turgeon12 years ago
It seems like this would be an obvious price to pay.
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Brandon Gerholdt12 years ago
That's a norm as a person in power. i love that i had the atomic bomb as my effect and then i get this question. press the button for king of the world and i blow it up
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Banterfordays10 years ago
I would hire bodyguards to help me 24-7-365
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gabstargaryen9 years ago
Game Of Thrones life, why would i say no
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pressmedont1239 years ago
So like any other ruler then, right?
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Z Rhat9 years ago
That is a problem you would have even if the button didn't have a downside.
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Harada2 years ago
In Just gonna buy every bodyguard in the world
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da boss 19999 years ago
Po lolololololo
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tjzerm11 years ago
Easy; hire assassins to assassinate your assassins
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LORD_SHAXX4 years ago
"Hires Agent 47 as a Bodyguard like a boss"
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BloodBornAssassain9 years ago
So? Doctor Who?
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Raminxpirate8 years ago
Hold Mr boom boom at all times
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Benjamin Voissem12 years ago
I don't want a monarchy! The CURRENT system is BAD ENOUGH!!!
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Horsey9 years ago
EXOSUIT MADE WITH AR500. COME AT ME, PEASANT.
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Arkon_Raavus8 years ago
If I was king of the world, I could just order that assassins don't exist anymore.
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noh9 years ago
I'd have to do that anyway.
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cheeseburger537 years ago
That would be a cool movie
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Lpdlj10 years ago
God doesn't exist, ignorant
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GBrick5 days ago
Every kings have his assassins
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WeirdThing9 years ago
ermm... no?
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ULTRON10 years ago
loophole be the leader of the brotherhood
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Sans?9 years ago
HIRE ASSASSINS TO KILL THE OTHER ASSASSINS.
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Assassin-king8 years ago
What if I AM the assassin the assassin king
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Kevin Wilcox12 years ago
Power's overrated.
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Alexis Black9 years ago
Create an assassins guild maybe that would stop them
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NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Me: “So, what was your previous job?” Stranger: “Well, I used to be an assa-“ Me: “GET AWAY FROM ME!”
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Koolmoose9 years ago
If i was king, the world would be fucked lol
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Neuhhhhhh5 years ago
2 words p90 sheild
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xXXdude64broXXx9 years ago
what is a benefit of being king of the world when im king of the couch
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