Will You Press The Button?

Maharid27 days ago

So i will be Jack Dawson? No, thanks.

Calmdown89 years ago

I will have milions of bodyguards with me

Animaly7 years ago

Half a million will be assassins

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wisecrack39 years ago

never said tey want me dead, maybe they fall out of the sky, maybe they want hugs, maye they are hot chicks looking to fuck(batman strikes again)

YoniGonzalezVandeVen7 years ago

The assassins can run past and you have to avoid them by not bumping did not say there were coming for me

icell4 years ago

this is where bodyguards come in

coffhar7 years ago

I try to avoid assassins anyway. It doesn't come up often, but still.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I would have very well trained warriors as my most trusted bodyguards so the assassins would have to get through them first

Pika Girl9 years ago

I would be the assassin

FantasyKitten8 years ago

Hm.....I think i"d still be the king/queen but hiding as a assassin!

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Cathy Qiu12 years ago

I feel like this would be really fun actually.

insertrandomnameXD4 years ago

yeah, with half of the people in the world trying to kill you

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AVAGINTZ7 years ago

ahem im a GIRL y u assumin my gender!!!!

Braxbro7 years ago

First order - make a lead lined mech suit with titanium armor and framing, comfortable interior, USB relays in the hands that lead to the cockpit, insane amounts of guns, etc. fire all bodyguards when assembled, then when i get in, never get out.

DragonfuryMH7 years ago

So long as they"re not my Skyrim character.

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Ooh they can try >:)

iSoul7 years ago

Actually this would bring 500 times as much adventure into my life than my future career, which would probably be busting my butt for 15 hours in a cubicle

ImNotAFish7 years ago

If you became king of the world there would be assassins reguardless

RNJR8 years ago

Well I better get in shape.

Chimpmunklady8 years ago

Sorry I mean queen!!

Chimpmunklady8 years ago

I mean I'm already king!

Zletro8 years ago

The best way to avoid assassins is to become one

Assassin-king8 years ago

That"s why I became the assassin king

Tobias Stadler12 years ago

1 word: YOLO

Emily Turgeon12 years ago

It seems like this would be an obvious price to pay.

Brandon Gerholdt12 years ago

That's a norm as a person in power. i love that i had the atomic bomb as my effect and then i get this question. press the button for king of the world and i blow it up

Neuhhhhhh5 years ago

2 words p90 sheild

xXXdude64broXXx9 years ago

what is a benefit of being king of the world when im king of the couch

Gods_Opinion8 years ago

Um How very gender-specific

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago

I can hire a ton of my best people as bodyguards to protect me from assasins.

Koolmoose9 years ago

If i was king, the world would be fucked lol

Queen Turkeygirl9 years ago

Kings already have to avoid assassins

Chinese potato9 years ago

Becomes a king... Makes it a democracy .

Nykane Mundoe9 years ago

I don't want to be king.

anikin10 months ago

so if im the king cant i have like bodyguards

MKP9 years ago

Well what if i just get in bunker that's surrounded with 100K guards with best shield's and best weapons in world+bunker is fully made of diamond, gold, iron and bullet proof foam...