Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 9 months ago

Someone psych enought here? Not me!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

at first i was like FUCK YES THAT SOUNDS AWESOME *looks at downside* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE (i can handle violence until it goes to the eyes)

Gravityfallsfan 3 years ago

MY EYES ARE SENSITIVE EVEN WHEN NOTHING TOUCHES THEM

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Who's forcing me? I'll kill them TEXASSSS SMASHHHHH

Weerwet 11 years ago

So that also means I get back my foreskin? Worth it. I'd buy a bunch of dolls, and since they belong to me, so do their eyes. So if I gouge out the eyes of a doll I own, I'm technically gouging out my own eyes.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer 3 years ago

Good idea! :D

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E-coli 10 years ago

Who the fuck wants to live forever I want to die right now

Archer_shoob 5 years ago

Can find internal happiness longer

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Archer_shoob 5 years ago

I would throw up all over of i saw someone dping that

AleX)28 10 years ago

I read "orgasms" instead of "organs" first :D

CheeseburgerFreedomMan 8 years ago

If you get old just regrow it

CastorDarkHeart 9 years ago

Anesthetics are a thing you know. Numb your eyes and the surrounding tissues: et voila, no pain eye gouging.

Atomicman960 9 years ago

That"s FUCKING METAL

dinojl 10 years ago

Upside?

Mike8910 10 years ago

why would anyone want immortality without an opt out clause?

ahermitt 11 years ago

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Archer_shoob 5 years ago

#true

18ferran 11 years ago

You'll get used yo it

shadowdrift45 11 years ago

pain killers

Ynan 11 years ago

like in that song "Who wants to live forever?" everyone else would die and you would go through emotional and physical agony every day and what happens when the world ends you float around in space having your head blown off every day... yeah screw that

Bryan Hall 13 years ago

smoke a bowl, poke the eyes. they grow back.. im ok with this.

Ahmad Iksi 13 years ago

And if I had two other eyes without any nerve ?

Luckyducky72 10 years ago

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Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

nopenopenopenopenope train!

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago

NOPE.

Leafheart 11 years ago

OW plus that's GROSS

avalisawesome 11 years ago

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

GOGETA25 11 years ago

Ur bill ur op

Dekusero420 6 years ago

Man donates a kidney and becomes a hero i donate 20 and get questions from the police

Hunter Henderson 13 years ago

with the stupid powerful painkillers that exist, this shouldnt be problem

fanuerysm 10 years ago

so, basically deadpool but with a downside

Mike9090 9 years ago

I don't want to live forever. Neither do I want to put a rusty fork in my eye and get it out.

The Sir 10 years ago

Novocain, it works, very, very effectively

Chan1019 11 years ago

i just regrow and then I clean or buy new fork

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago

The second part ruins the whole point of the first part.

bluejay 11 years ago

you'ld become immortal though

Atomicman960 9 years ago

Grow other eyes!

Kristen_kn1 5 years ago

Downside 😫

Mykael Creo 12 years ago

Too arbitrary. What would dictate this need to gouge my eyes out, and why with a rusty fork? You also don't specify how quickly our organs would regrow, so if it were rapidly or instantly, how could I gouge them out? They'd heal the moment I attempted.

AcidArcher123 10 years ago

My eyes needed PLEASE

CraftE04 11 years ago

Pain killer, like they use in surgery

T3ktr0nix 10 years ago

The thing is.. You can just get killed by someone and then it's over..

finnman3000 11 years ago

deathsroke man

Sjdj 9 years ago

Clean the fork

jdchocolate 10 years ago

you would get used to it... SO YES

Lurufim 25 days ago

Well... All I'd have to do is take a ton of painkillers, and considering I'd have endless cool organs, I could become an eternal organ donor and quickly become very rich.

Chess_Player 9 years ago

no upside. I don't wanna live so long everyone I know dies and I become lonely.

1number 3 years ago

Ima just sell all my organs, including my eyes, because You would just get used to it. Try replacing the fork with a lit match and i'll reconsider

Sigitplayz 11 years ago

Yyyyyy

JoshuaRyanG 11 years ago

ill get use to it

Babes 10 years ago

No. My eyes are too good to go every day.

Re2pect 11 years ago

You would get used to it after the first twenty days. Plus you probably won't feel anything cause u will be in shock.

Imastrangeone 6 years ago

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOO

koiran 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Killaboi936 9 years ago

I couldn’t die? FUCK THAT*never hits button again*

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