Will You Press The Button?

DungeonMaster2510 years ago

My ideal life would be to not feel pain. LOOPHOLES

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

You won't feel pain even when you have your hand on a hot pot

Justin Frank12 years ago

In my ideal life I wouldn't need to walk

paltil7 years ago

Same

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TechMark7 years ago

my ideal life would have me with super powers including telekenisis letting me float everywhere

AssassinBoi8 years ago

But... In my ideal life I would never stub a toe or feel like I'm stubbing one. Paradox?

tessiebear10 years ago

Just fly duh

s_exybeast7 years ago

in my ideal life I’d have a fucking flying wheelchair

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago

Okay, let"s think about this. If I wanted to press this, I would make myself immune to the feeling of stubbing my toe, or actually stubbing it. I would make myself taller than anybody that teases me for being short, and be able to break any law or rule wit...[Show full comment]

Ryan3nd3r2 years ago

That, is SMORT

VirginiaHB7 years ago

That’s a living hell

CorrosiveStar07 years ago

Well i clicked a button and I don't have legs I have wings and I can fly at 150 MPH! So HELL YEAH!!

MoistBiscuit8 years ago

One word...........moped

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

My life is already ideal

jkmc12059 years ago

Then it wouldn't be an ideal life.

CMHammond9 years ago

In a ideal life, ignoring the countless other things, anyone who stubs their toe(s) doesn't feel anything, and it doesn't get damaged.

Tim Lowery12 years ago

oh look satin made a thing...

jaymock79 years ago

I think he means satin like the material

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Noah Warkentine12 years ago

My ideal life is one in which I never stub my toe. Eat it.

Electric Dinosaur9 years ago

It said it feels like it

Nathan Tebedo12 years ago

In your Ideal life you could have a Meca-Suit that would walk you around, thus eliminating the toes problem

Luqueasaur10 years ago

You FEEL you stub your toe, you don't necessarily do

Blue Shrooms9 years ago

deal with the pain

EntityZer06 years ago

So I will jump

mighetto9 years ago

but in my ideal life I wouldn't stub my toes every time I walk :/

RGPZ7 years ago

Its Called A Wheel Chair

Slider456910 years ago

Use a wheelchair

lh00009 years ago

in my ideal life that wouldn't happen

Lzke8 years ago

In my Ideal life I can fly and levitate

Swisses11 years ago

It hurts just thinking about it

SwagCat9 years ago

In my ideal life i just sit down playing games all day in my bedroom naked.

paratela9 years ago

You have pressed the button 100% did not press the button Dafug?

velvetunion9 years ago

remember you're not actually stubbing your toe the initial stubbing is not that bad most of the pain comes after its "stubbing" not "have stubbed"

BluePantalaimon4 years ago

Get a wheelchair

zaki4341010 years ago

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CMHammond9 years ago

Spam...

Darkgnaw8 years ago

Two words SUPER POWERS

Thrilmalia11 years ago

My ideal life is the life of a queen and I don´t have to go anywhere!

You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago

My ideal life. Ride a segway everywhere

MrSnipeySniper10 years ago

In my ideal life, I wouldn't need to walk or run or anything!

seashaw8 years ago

My ideal life I'm a metamorphous wizard so that would happen anyway?

Melanin Coating9 years ago

That would make my life mych less ideal

TheMightyJagrafess10 years ago

Wheelchair

Petalmoon9 years ago

I would be a winged person with fox ears a fox tail and a pet dragon

jayfeather9 years ago

peh i have rocket boots

FredHorvatin7 years ago

then it would be a paradox

( Jeff The Killer )9 years ago

In my ideal life I fly not walk so.....problem solved

Petergriffin1122 years ago

Pains go away after you get use to it, or just kill the nerves.

The cow that wanted to rule the world9 years ago

In my ideal life I could fly, turn invisible, be forever young, be able to swap genders at any time, change my appearance at any time, not be able to feel pain, be rich, everyone agreeing with me, be the best at drawing, be super strong, be really fast, no...[Show full comment]