Will You Press The Button?

Matthew Zadrozny12 years ago

So this button is how the Christian god was created.

Theimposterstabbedme4 years ago

Yep probably

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jkmc12058 years ago

I don't think grammar exists on this button.

shinchaf15 years ago

yea i don't think it exists either.

kenokun9 years ago

AMAZING I WILL BE YATO FROM THE ANIME NORAGAMI lol

Cherxy8 years ago

Yusss

Arctic 69 years ago

I can just show myself and kill terrorists I'm a fucking god i can do whatever i want

IljamExposed7 years ago

I can kill I.S. And no one will know how???? FUCK YEAH

FearlessCavalry8 years ago

then I will send some books with some random people and make some people believe me. And this is the story of Bible...

AllieLlama8 years ago

Hhhah! I can mess with people and no one will know it was me!

StefanArtzz8 years ago

God doesnt exsist? Kids in Africa... why would god do that JUST SAYIN

LemonFerret4 years ago

@Hii23 exactly thats what people dont get god created everything if he is so good why is there so much suffer, he created a fucking universe in a week he can make all the suffering dissapear in a blink of an eye

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LinosaurusRex9 years ago

Show them you exist. Lighting, volcano eruptions, earthquakes, SOLVING WORLD HUNGER?

Doritos Master9 years ago

i make a miracle in front of a child

Jessika Maria WidÃ©n12 years ago

If no one really know, then they won't blame me or ask me for things! :D

Cheeseburgerthelegend3 years ago

Smart

Ethan Schroeder12 years ago

A god. A god.I'd be the god of pokemon.

August Boyer12 years ago

I am arceus

Kevin Shi12 years ago

I will make them know me

Gareth Battersby12 years ago

well yeah I'm now God... you cant get bigger than that

Jammcb6 years ago

I would just make a perfect world myself

GinkgoBiloba10 years ago

NO NEED TO SEE ME WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

Knucklesfan8 years ago

This will be fun... Eh eh.

Cherxy8 years ago

I could become Yato :>

SlendermanGermanylast year

I pressed the button on the 16th of june in 2012. Hey guys im german.

Mikey2110 years ago

No. Just, No.

wisdomhonor3 years ago

who cares i can do what ever i want

Gameguy3310 years ago

I'm ignored a lot anyway, I don't exist without being a god.

Kittycortez9 years ago

I have no friends or family. If I'm god i can give luck to those I want and not to those I dont like

Jormungand11710 years ago

So i make them know i exist.

Krusek8 years ago

I'll make a bunch of other gods, then have everybody seal off their divine powers and come down to the world of mortals to make families who fight monsters in dungeons.

J Jam 139 years ago

Holy crap Joe that escalated quickly. Lol

WhyW0uldY0uD0That5 years ago

So... no change except new god powers?

BlackRose2789 years ago

I would make a great god of Karma or god of Death :3 also, I'd be a god. I can literally show myself to anyone I want.

Schmidot20047 years ago

So like today

Nyibbut10 years ago

so.... Religion?

Watermelonman8 years ago

Take a chisel and use it on a mountain. Write in big letters: Stop doubting, you fools, turn on your brain! God exists!

Honk Honk9 years ago

Why does this remind me of One-Punch Man?

BrandonMirandaCarbajal7 years ago

Your god than just come down and when they pray to god just talk as a god

UnlikelyCompanion10 years ago

so you become god in the bible

Etharian9 years ago

Theoretically no one even knows if anything other than their mind really exists, so if I went by that logic I could continue going on in whatever way I feel like as usual, except with god powers now. Alternatively I, being a god could remove the button's d...[Show full comment]

Watermelonman8 years ago

If it shows like [show full comment], it looks like "Alternatively I, being a god could remove the butt... [Show full comment] Dude, i think it would be a bit harsh removing everyones butts. I mean, how am i supposed to go to toilet, then?

Rockylsb2 years ago

Just get down to earth and make them know?

bobman1018 years ago

Id be the god of snakes

Hero_In_IV9 years ago

haha easy

Dexagon4 years ago

Every atheist ever smh...

dtf3585gl9 years ago

COF COF Christianity COF COF

dudebro1019 years ago

Fear me mortals

JesusChristButBlack6 years ago

How do i english

morgan0310 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]