You can use fuel for free for 10 years
but
you have to raise 10 children at once
I will not

cowdisease 11 years ago
I'm not strong enough to lift 10 children :(

Chen44 last year
?,!

Marsh 9 years ago
It said you had to RAISE 10 children at once. Raise has multiple meanings. Liftup all 10 kids at once, put them down, and go enjoy your free gas. Or just buy an electric car and don't go through any of that shit.

Mailcs06 5 years ago
Yes pull a genie on them!

skirmantas3LT 11 years ago
Rise my child RISE!!!

FortuneFinder5656 9 years ago
Children
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JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
Americans liked that

MouseGirl 4 years ago
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Danni Head 13 years ago
They never said you had to raise the children well...

EpicCavy 4 years ago
Yes, sell the children.
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Nasho 6 years ago
Use the children as fuel

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
You are a f*king genius, you moron

KostyaHellstorm 6 years ago
YEET THEM ALL THE TIME

ST3ALTHY 9 years ago
Sell oil...with money you hire babysitters

Keaton Gregoire 13 years ago
Im sure I could get a reality show outta that

bobert456 10 years ago
Just raise the children literally.

LogicWizard314 10 years ago
I don't have a car

OtakuFeels 11 years ago
I ride my bike to work, so...

MouseGirl 4 years ago
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Tejas Lian Venugopal 13 years ago
The cost of raising children grately outweighs the cost of gas

Ig88 10 years ago
Well just send the kids to boarding school and make them eat whatever comes out of your butt
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Nicholas Spring 13 years ago
open a gas station.

Rhys Elkin 13 years ago
With all the money I'd save with the free gas raising 10 kids would be a breeze.

Phillip Schuylor Joseph 13 years ago
I'd use my access to unlimited free gas for years to build an oil empire and hire people to raise them.

MouseGirl 4 years ago
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Brian Poole 13 years ago
I mean on 5 hour energy there was an ad that said a won rasied 65 kids and counting so I'm sure I could do 10

MouseGirl 4 years ago
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Zan Gulic Nosan 13 years ago
well you can sell most of the fuel, become rich man and raise children

Emin Özlem 13 years ago
test

dodobal 10 years ago
İ hate children

turtlegrenades 11 years ago
Never said I could put them all up for adoption except 1

mynamesjef 9 years ago
Mug welfare money

Wolfygirl129 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. Say your name ten times say your mom's name five times. s... [Show full comment]

pro1234 5 years ago
I don't even drive so no

myselftfg 11 years ago
It is what I do anyway

Krusek 9 years ago
*Puts the kids in an elevator send them up a floor* "There I raised them."

muityu 12 years ago
i h a t e c h i l d r e n

VolcanicViper 10 years ago
is this even posible at my AGE

PressTheButton!!!! 11 years ago
I'm like 13 years old so......no

PANcakePride666 8 years ago
Children are assholes.

pussy 11 years ago
Wouldnt raising 10 kids cost more then gas

Princessofgame 11 years ago
What happens if one falls?

Kitty_cats_and_potatoes 9 years ago
I'll be a daycare teacher. I won't have to have 10 kids of my own, and the children will always be toddlers and cute.

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh! 11 years ago
Raise 10 children at once for ten seconds, then send them to the streets. Free gas for ten years for the loss of ten seconds sanity

MasterGeozy495 10 years ago
Just give them to someone

Revanty 9 years ago
my grandma raised ten kids on her own. yes she lives in salt lake city yes she is a mormon no you should not stereotype this

sambi 11 years ago
You sell the fuel and then you get baby sitters

Datb0ss 10 years ago
This situation is a win/win for me, since I cannot have kids, and my job requires me to drive around alot of places, since I am a sales rep, so I don't see a downside. And besides, they never said How long you had to raise the kid, you could raise them all... [Show full comment]

ShunAkiyama 2 years ago
Is money concidered children?

Keriko 11 years ago
I'm only 12!!

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 11 years ago
Me too high five

NOREGRETS 10 years ago
CHUCK THEM UNDER A BUS

Dannyboi07 6 years ago
I can't drive though

DarfleChorf 9 years ago
they never said i can kill the children

dankmemes101 9 years ago
You have to raise them. You can't raise them if they"re dead

HermioneJeanGrangerandJamesBuchananBarnes 8 years ago
I love children

Nod_Lucario 11 years ago
I'd rather not be like my uncle, thank you very much

Fused_Saiyan 10 years ago
Just hand the children to a pedophile

S1n2h3 11 years ago
I hate childs

Yosherstrudal 10 years ago
then you can drop off the others at other people's doorsteps.

Francine 11 years ago
NO THANKS. MY MOM ABILITIES AIN'T NO GOOD

mynamesjef 9 years ago
*Muh welfare money
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