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cowdisease 11 years ago

I'm not strong enough to lift 10 children :(

Chen44 2 years ago

？，！

Marsh 9 years ago

It said you had to RAISE 10 children at once. Raise has multiple meanings. Liftup all 10 kids at once, put them down, and go enjoy your free gas. Or just buy an electric car and don't go through any of that shit.

Mailcs06 5 years ago

Yes pull a genie on them!

skirmantas3LT 11 years ago

Rise my child RISE!!!

FortuneFinder5656 9 years ago

Children

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JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago

Americans liked that

MouseGirl 4 years ago

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Danni Head 13 years ago

They never said you had to raise the children well...

EpicCavy 4 years ago

Yes, sell the children.

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Nasho 6 years ago

Use the children as fuel

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago

You are a f*king genius, you moron

KostyaHellstorm 6 years ago

YEET THEM ALL THE TIME

ST3ALTHY 9 years ago

Sell oil...with money you hire babysitters

Keaton Gregoire 13 years ago

Im sure I could get a reality show outta that

bobert456 10 years ago

Just raise the children literally.

LogicWizard314 11 years ago

I don't have a car

OtakuFeels 11 years ago

I ride my bike to work, so...

MouseGirl 4 years ago

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Tejas Lian Venugopal 13 years ago

The cost of raising children grately outweighs the cost of gas

Ig88 10 years ago

Well just send the kids to boarding school and make them eat whatever comes out of your butt

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Nicholas Spring 13 years ago

open a gas station.

Rhys Elkin 13 years ago

With all the money I'd save with the free gas raising 10 kids would be a breeze.

Phillip Schuylor Joseph 13 years ago

I'd use my access to unlimited free gas for years to build an oil empire and hire people to raise them.

MouseGirl 4 years ago

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Brian Poole 13 years ago

I mean on 5 hour energy there was an ad that said a won rasied 65 kids and counting so I'm sure I could do 10

MouseGirl 4 years ago

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Zan Gulic Nosan 13 years ago

well you can sell most of the fuel, become rich man and raise children

Emin Ã–zlem 13 years ago

test

Revanty 9 years ago

my grandma raised ten kids on her own. yes she lives in salt lake city yes she is a mormon no you should not stereotype this

sambi 12 years ago

You sell the fuel and then you get baby sitters

Datb0ss 10 years ago

This situation is a win/win for me, since I cannot have kids, and my job requires me to drive around alot of places, since I am a sales rep, so I don't see a downside. And besides, they never said How long you had to raise the kid, you could raise them all... [Show full comment]

ShunAkiyama 2 years ago

Is money concidered children?

Keriko 11 years ago

I'm only 12!!

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 11 years ago

Me too high five

NOREGRETS 11 years ago

CHUCK THEM UNDER A BUS

Dannyboi07 6 years ago

I can't drive though

DarfleChorf 10 years ago

they never said i can kill the children

dankmemes101 9 years ago

You have to raise them. You can't raise them if they"re dead

HermioneJeanGrangerandJamesBuchananBarnes 9 years ago

I love children

Nod_Lucario 11 years ago

I'd rather not be like my uncle, thank you very much

Fused_Saiyan 10 years ago

Just hand the children to a pedophile

S1n2h3 11 years ago

I hate childs

Yosherstrudal 10 years ago

then you can drop off the others at other people's doorsteps.

Francine 11 years ago

NO THANKS. MY MOM ABILITIES AIN'T NO GOOD

mynamesjef 9 years ago

*Muh welfare money

IM A DOCTOR TRUST ME :D 11 years ago

I GOT ALDREADY 2 CHILDREN I DONT WANT ANY MORE

RoryDen 5 years ago

I get to choose the children then

4804072914 9 years ago

Yes, damage the economy further by taking one of the most precious resources we have and not even giving anything in return, while at the same time neglecting 10 poor children who, unlucky, landed with you as a foster parent. They"ve suffered enough, okay?

noddiah 12 years ago

At once.... Give birth to ten kids at once. You couldn't survive that

ZenVoid 10 years ago

I will get a pull up bar and lift them ( rise them up over the pull up bar )

GangsternauwL 10 years ago

My armmuscles are strong enough to lift 10 children at once. Not willing to bring them up tho

Jdog157 11 years ago

fuel=polution

Jaerun_The_Pug 7 years ago

Who said the kid were alive? Hahaha...

luker65 11 years ago

That would not save any money

Zacattac 11 years ago

sell the fuel for lots o money then raise children well with some help from nannies and people like that

3ogdy 9 years ago

Can I teach? Can I teach them to kill each other so that I can live my fucking life freely? Well, a gun with 10 rounds will do.

zombiekiller 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

MaryamTubeHD 10 years ago

This is cool I have 10 children in one day.

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago

Noooohohohoho! NOPE! Nope! Nuh-uh!

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Kittysfartlikeme12345 10 years ago

Wtf nahh ahh

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