It said you had to RAISE 10 children at once. Raise has multiple meanings. Liftup all 10 kids at once, put them down, and go enjoy your free gas. Or just buy an electric car and don't go through any of that shit.
With all the money I'd save with the free gas raising 10 kids would be a breeze.
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Phillip Schuylor Joseph13 years ago
I'd use my access to unlimited free gas for years to build an oil empire and hire people to raise them.
MouseGirl4 years ago
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Brian Poole13 years ago
I mean on 5 hour energy there was an ad that said a won rasied 65 kids and counting so I'm sure I could do 10
MouseGirl4 years ago
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Zan Gulic Nosan13 years ago
well you can sell most of the fuel, become rich man and raise children
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Emin Özlem13 years ago
test
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dodobal10 years ago
İ hate children
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turtlegrenades11 years ago
Never said I could put them all up for adoption except 1
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mynamesjef9 years ago
Mug welfare money
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Wolfygirl12911 years ago
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pro12345 years ago
I don't even drive so no
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myselftfg11 years ago
It is what I do anyway
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Krusek9 years ago
*Puts the kids in an elevator send them up a floor* "There I raised them."
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muityu12 years ago
i h a t e c h i l d r e n
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VolcanicViper10 years ago
is this even posible at my AGE
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PressTheButton!!!!11 years ago
I'm like 13 years old so......no
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PANcakePride6668 years ago
Children are assholes.
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pussy11 years ago
Wouldnt raising 10 kids cost more then gas
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Princessofgame11 years ago
What happens if one falls?
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Kitty_cats_and_potatoes9 years ago
I'll be a daycare teacher. I won't have to have 10 kids of my own, and the children will always be toddlers and cute.
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JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!11 years ago
Raise 10 children at once for ten seconds, then send them to the streets. Free gas for ten years for the loss of ten seconds sanity
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MasterGeozy49510 years ago
Just give them to someone
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Revanty9 years ago
my grandma raised ten kids on her own.
yes she lives in salt lake city
yes she is a mormon
no you should not stereotype this
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sambi11 years ago
You sell the fuel and then you get baby sitters
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Datb0ss10 years ago
This situation is a win/win for me, since I cannot have kids, and my job requires me to drive around alot of places, since I am a sales rep, so I don't see a downside. And besides, they never said How long you had to raise the kid, you could raise them all...[Show full comment]
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ShunAkiyama2 years ago
Is money concidered children?
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Keriko11 years ago
I'm only 12!!
xXX_n00bslayer_XXx11 years ago
Me too high five
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NOREGRETS10 years ago
CHUCK THEM UNDER A BUS
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Dannyboi076 years ago
I can't drive though
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DarfleChorf9 years ago
they never said i can kill the children
dankmemes1019 years ago
You have to raise them. You can't raise them if they"re dead
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HermioneJeanGrangerandJamesBuchananBarnes8 years ago
I love children
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Nod_Lucario11 years ago
I'd rather not be like my uncle, thank you very much
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Fused_Saiyan10 years ago
Just hand the children to a pedophile
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S1n2h311 years ago
I hate childs
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Yosherstrudal10 years ago
then you can drop off the others at other people's doorsteps.
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