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The Force, Jedi, And Lightsabers are real and you become a Jedi.

but

The government will hunt you down with the goal of figuring out how your abilities and your ligthsaber work.

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ShadowMarco 10 years ago

i'm not the jedi that you are looking for.. YOU ARE THE JEDI YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!!

CormacMcG123 9 years ago

*starts shooting self*

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SwagAddict338 3 years ago

so true!!!w

Marco Paschetta 13 years ago

Hunt me down, come on, I dare you motherfuckers.

SuperGamin 4 years ago

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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KillerCubePlays 11 years ago

This is not the jedi you're looking for

masterDoge 10 years ago

CUT EM UP WITH THE LIGHT SABER AND THROW THEM OFF THE WORLD WITH THE FORCE

lifree13 3 years ago

.......

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ur_mum 9 years ago

execute order SIXTY SIX

Zombiebrofist 10 years ago

Kill him with the.............FORCE and seriously government vs Jedi come on people

TheGamerSage 9 years ago

They"d probably win, a metric shitton of Jedis die

gay_retard 10 years ago

Come at be mothafuckas, I can throw a tank with my mind, bitch.

Noor 11 years ago

I am a Jedi!!!!!!!!!

Heylox 11 years ago

soo ill just slice and dice

Diego Santiago 13 years ago

use jedi mind trick, to make them believe you don't exist

Price511 8 years ago

You don't need to see his identification

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Leemurweeks 10 years ago

I Would Become A With Force Lightning Motherf**kers

CormacMcG123 9 years ago

I saw star wars and lightsabers in the title and pressed it instantly

JordanTurner 9 years ago

FUCK JEDI I WANT TO BE SITH.

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

And I like sith and Jedi

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

I love Star Wars

idothesuperepic 9 years ago

This is not the human you are looking for...

SamuelSarver 9 years ago

I can use the jedi mind trick

MinePro9 11 years ago

Too fucking bad, I'll slice em in half.

Helox Darkstar 11 years ago

Wait we are all jedis because we pressed da button JEDI ARMY DA HELL OUT OF THEM

Fridge Logic 13 years ago

Your average plot in every action movie on earth,

Angel Lewis 13 years ago

I'll kill all you bitches with two light sabers

lifree13 3 years ago

pls no

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago

this is not the pony you are looking for

Crystal_Iceheart 9 years ago

Where is that from? If it"s pony related I must know

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FrostBlocker 10 years ago

The government is already hunting me down.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

ill give them a stick named "ligthsaber" and then use MY LIGHTSABER to cut them all into pieces from miles away using the force

Jammcb 7 years ago

All the jedi could team up and fuck up the government

Solley 10 years ago

IT'S ON BITCHEZ

NomNomSnake 9 years ago

I'm a grey Jedi now, get some lightning!

Agarillobob 11 years ago

not into star wars that much

dan_018374 8 years ago

tell them how it works

DaRealestMVP 11 years ago

i guess the government is the dark side and that i have a life with kate upton

Litsquadpizza 9 years ago

Two double sided light sabers

leobuttons 11 years ago

Come on bros ill destroy you

Muliate 10 years ago

What if i am kirito from SAO bullets cant hit me i just cut them ez lyfe hack

Migdin1 9 years ago

I am not the jedi youre looking for.... BECAUSE I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!

Loopiloop 11 years ago

just tell it to them

Pixel-Storm 5 years ago

I"d like to see them try

GamingSimon 10 years ago

well. I will just explain how they work in that case. also even if they know how my lightsaber works They have no possible idea how to use it. Not even the best of the best sword duelers in the star wars universe knew how to use a lightsaber without the fo... [Show full comment]

Ultimate genesect 9 years ago

You have the force just kill everything that trys to kill you first

SebastianAGK 11 years ago

Fuck the dark side in the Jedi you get even more cookies!!!

Spots24 6 years ago

Kill the mother fuckers till they are nothing but a hot fucking corpes and then kill the presidant, FUCK TRUMP

Sellsprint 10 years ago

Saber throw!! *kills all government agents hunting me*

Punkzila 9 years ago

Could I be a a Sith Lord instead

TheButtonRekt 11 years ago

government can't beat a jedi

ckewish 10 years ago

*government rolls up to capture me* *ignites lightsaber* Me: ITS RAPING TIME

mrgreatguy 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure I could preach my new religion to all the starwars fans so they fight along my side

Ocelotz 9 years ago

I wanna be a sith

damieon 11 years ago

I will kill all the governments men or women

masterchief1177014 10 years ago

bring it bitches

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