73587 (82%) 16355 (18%)
73587 (82%) people have pressed this button, while 16355 (18%) did not.
You will die the moment you turn 75
but
You can cure the illness of anyone else you touch, even after death.
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Sehemhet last year
Эээээ.... Ну, я проживу на 50+ лет дольше и, вдобавок, смогу лечить других, зарабатывая на этом..... Звучит круто, давайте.

Futurefounda1 10 years ago
Who the hell wouldn't press it 75 is a good age and everyone is healthy!? What kind of messed up...

Thernor 10 years ago
avrage age of death in my country is 80-90

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago
Touch myself while turning 75. ?????? PROFIT!!!!

Josephx 5 years ago
You"re too dangerous to be left alive
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Skylord_Diamond 9 years ago
Science can just preserve your body after death and cure anyone at the touch of you. FUCK MY LIFE IM GOD

AlexPrim 9 years ago
Can't you cure degradation of the body A.K.A aging

Grifiano 9 years ago
I think that works

Josh Andrews 13 years ago
What if not pressing the button had you predestined to die sooner, except you don't know it?

CCthecat 10 years ago
Yeah...
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Outfeeder 9 years ago
I don't want people touching me >:[

Grifiano 9 years ago
I also don't hose ur ability and only do it if someone"s dying or else everyone will be like, I got a really common disease. Heal it please. Constantly
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sportsfreak423 9 years ago
So I get money and an instant death which is probably painless longer than I probably wouldn't have reached anyway, downside?

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
There is none 👍🏻

LordFrest 10 years ago
Wait, if its even after death, people would put my body into a shrine and everyday someone sick would touch it? Eh....

Latif Sabimbona 13 years ago
So be remembered as the man who cured Cancer, diabetes, aids and all sort of stuff before and after death and keep doing so... sign me up

Corinne Brignac 13 years ago
At least you can know when you die so you can get all your affairs in order...

Tyler J. Cooley 13 years ago
DONE i can live with 52 more yeas

Warren Gardiner 13 years ago
You kidding? With that kind of time and in that power you could really, and I mean REALLY do a lot of cool shit.

PancakeBuddy 11 years ago
I wanna save lives! :D

Mmmbop 11 years ago
Never even wanted to live till 75.

hiImBored 10 years ago
does it mean your healing power still works after YOU"RE dead or after the Other person is dead

nadiacraft2009 9 years ago
ILL DO IT ಥ_ಥ

Arahd Is Gold 12 years ago
That's worth it, Peradox ^^

Bobmarley 10 years ago
Eh 75 is old anyway

Wilkinson last year
75 is enough for my shit life

Sandvich Man 11 years ago
So basically, i would have Jesus powers but live longer? Sign me up!

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
not quite. being that you cant beat traps like "give unto caesar" or know what everyone thinks. and more likely than not you wont come back unless you poke at exactly 75.

CCthecat 10 years ago
So by the order, the upside is dying when ure 75 and the downside is u can cure ppl. What the hell.

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
what if i press the button when im 76?

power 11 years ago
BEST ONE EVER I WOULD DO THAT THAT MEANS THAT IM A GHOST OR ANYTHING ELSE ON EART ;DDDDDDDDD

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Can't I just touch my arm on my 75th birthday? Then I'll be cured from death :/

Server510015 6 years ago
Become the anti-grim reaper.

MeepKeep 11 years ago
Fuck ye

IdkTbh 10 years ago
Don't want to live past 72 anyways.

neonthekitten 11 years ago
HEALING CANCER + FILLING UP MY BUCKET LIST? HELL YEAH! No downside!

Fabregas 12 years ago
Fuck others....

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Fuck yeah!!!

Lonewanderer 11 years ago
New wonder. The curing corpse

hot mama👰 10 years ago
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PIZZABOOM 2 years ago
My bad luck will make me die in 20, and now i get to live to 75 and get a superpower??! I will od that

Joshi 11 years ago
Lol at 75 i'm alredy very old i can die no problem

Katie Riedy 13 years ago
But think about how sad it will be to everyone else that you die on your birthday...

Atroxiti 5 years ago
Poke yourself. Beat your curse

SEKK22 11 years ago
Yes 75 is a very old age so a long life and you will be able to cure every one you touch even after you die so really no downside

ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago
I'll just get someone to make me touch myself after I die: instant resurrection. I don't see a downside here.

Ludwig DaKo 13 years ago
Don't wanna know when I have to die.

-Jedi-Grimes- 11 years ago
they can just keep pieces of my body everywhere in the world so that everybody lives

DynazT 10 years ago
hold your finger over yourself right before you die. bam.

Pigrickton 11 years ago
I can stop ebola... GG

UchihaRecker 7 years ago
Downside??

Col_Roy_Mustang 11 years ago
75is a good age to ie at

SkeebeeDee last year
Zero downside

Mushroom? 11 years ago
You have a low chance of dieing at 60...so why not? I might've lived longer.

Grifiano 9 years ago
17% of people who got this app are douchebags

yunofunny 12 years ago
I will cure the illness known as aging!

Atheist Potato 10 years ago
I'll likely die at 70 anyway.
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