Will You Press The Button?

Futurefounda18 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't press it 75 is a good age and everyone is healthy!? What kind of messed up...

Thernor8 years ago

avrage age of death in my country is 80-90

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago

Touch myself while turning 75. ?????? PROFIT!!!!

Josephx4 years ago

You"re too dangerous to be left alive

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Skylord_Diamond7 years ago

Science can just preserve your body after death and cure anyone at the touch of you. FUCK MY LIFE IM GOD

AlexPrim7 years ago

Can't you cure degradation of the body A.K.A aging

Grifiano7 years ago

I think that works

Outfeeder7 years ago

I don't want people touching me >:[

Grifiano7 years ago

I also don't hose ur ability and only do it if someone"s dying or else everyone will be like, I got a really common disease. Heal it please. Constantly

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sportsfreak4238 years ago

So I get money and an instant death which is probably painless longer than I probably wouldn't have reached anyway, downside?

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

There is none 👍🏻

LordFrest8 years ago

Wait, if its even after death, people would put my body into a shrine and everyday someone sick would touch it? Eh....

Josh Andrews12 years ago

What if not pressing the button had you predestined to die sooner, except you don't know it?

CCthecat9 years ago

Yeah...

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Latif Sabimbona12 years ago

So be remembered as the man who cured Cancer, diabetes, aids and all sort of stuff before and after death and keep doing so... sign me up

Corinne Brignac12 years ago

At least you can know when you die so you can get all your affairs in order...

Tyler J. Cooley12 years ago

DONE i can live with 52 more yeas

Warren Gardiner12 years ago

You kidding? With that kind of time and in that power you could really, and I mean REALLY do a lot of cool shit.

dankmemes1018 years ago

Can't I just touch my arm on my 75th birthday? Then I'll be cured from death :/

CCthecat9 years ago

So by the order, the upside is dying when ure 75 and the downside is u can cure ppl. What the hell.

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

what if i press the button when im 76?

power9 years ago

BEST ONE EVER I WOULD DO THAT THAT MEANS THAT IM A GHOST OR ANYTHING ELSE ON EART ;DDDDDDDDD

neonthekitten9 years ago

HEALING CANCER + FILLING UP MY BUCKET LIST? HELL YEAH! No downside!

Server5100154 years ago

Become the anti-grim reaper.

MeepKeep9 years ago

Fuck ye

IdkTbh8 years ago

Don't want to live past 72 anyways.

Fabregas10 years ago

Fuck others....

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Fuck yeah!!!

Lonewanderer9 years ago

New wonder. The curing corpse

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PIZZABOOM6 months ago

My bad luck will make me die in 20, and now i get to live to 75 and get a superpower??! I will od that

Joshi9 years ago

Lol at 75 i'm alredy very old i can die no problem

Katie Riedy12 years ago

But think about how sad it will be to everyone else that you die on your birthday...

Atroxiti3 years ago

Poke yourself. Beat your curse

SEKK229 years ago

Yes 75 is a very old age so a long life and you will be able to cure every one you touch even after you die so really no downside

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago

I'll just get someone to make me touch myself after I die: instant resurrection. I don't see a downside here.

Ludwig DaKo12 years ago

Don't wanna know when I have to die.

-Jedi-Grimes-9 years ago

they can just keep pieces of my body everywhere in the world so that everybody lives

DynazT8 years ago

hold your finger over yourself right before you die. bam.

Pigrickton9 years ago

I can stop ebola... GG

UchihaRecker5 years ago

Downside??

Col_Roy_Mustang10 years ago

75is a good age to ie at

Mushroom?9 years ago

You have a low chance of dieing at 60...so why not? I might've lived longer.

Grifiano7 years ago

17% of people who got this app are douchebags

yunofunny10 years ago

I will cure the illness known as aging!

Atheist Potato9 years ago

I'll likely die at 70 anyway.

mirandomesia8 years ago

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David Herzog12 years ago

make someone cut of my finger after my death and touch me with it. winwin.

That_OP_Kitten9 years ago

what if i was meant to die in 5 seconds?

Emil-Åberg3 years ago

I don't feel like living past that anyway, I don't want to be put on life support.

The_Judge9 years ago

R u kidding? Dood 75 years old isn't that bad, and having that power would be revolutionary

LTTB9 years ago

me dont wanna die i rather watch jar jar in all star wars movies and not die then cure people

I-like-pineapples4 years ago

Upside and downside flipped

Donderpants9 years ago

Okay? 75 is only slightly under average anyway.

Andra Mccray12 years ago

Why not press this button

ladygigi10 years ago

id do it in a heartbeat

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