Will You Press The Button?

Sehemhet last year

Эээээ.... Ну, я проживу на 50+ лет дольше и, вдобавок, смогу лечить других, зарабатывая на этом..... Звучит круто, давайте.

Futurefounda1 10 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't press it 75 is a good age and everyone is healthy!? What kind of messed up...

Thernor 10 years ago

avrage age of death in my country is 80-90

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago

Touch myself while turning 75. ?????? PROFIT!!!!

Josephx 6 years ago

You"re too dangerous to be left alive

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Skylord_Diamond 9 years ago

Science can just preserve your body after death and cure anyone at the touch of you. FUCK MY LIFE IM GOD

Josh Andrews 13 years ago

What if not pressing the button had you predestined to die sooner, except you don't know it?

CCthecat 11 years ago

Yeah...

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AlexPrim 9 years ago

Can't you cure degradation of the body A.K.A aging

Grifiano 9 years ago

I think that works

Outfeeder 9 years ago

I don't want people touching me >:[

Grifiano 9 years ago

I also don't hose ur ability and only do it if someone"s dying or else everyone will be like, I got a really common disease. Heal it please. Constantly

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sportsfreak423 9 years ago

So I get money and an instant death which is probably painless longer than I probably wouldn't have reached anyway, downside?

WhiteLotusGod 9 years ago

There is none 👍🏻

LordFrest 10 years ago

Wait, if its even after death, people would put my body into a shrine and everyday someone sick would touch it? Eh....

Latif Sabimbona 13 years ago

So be remembered as the man who cured Cancer, diabetes, aids and all sort of stuff before and after death and keep doing so... sign me up

Corinne Brignac 13 years ago

At least you can know when you die so you can get all your affairs in order...

Warren Gardiner 13 years ago

You kidding? With that kind of time and in that power you could really, and I mean REALLY do a lot of cool shit.

Tyler J. Cooley 13 years ago

DONE i can live with 52 more yeas

The_Button_Presser 11 years ago

How is there any downside? :D

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago

I will just cure death then I won't die

JAssalRishi 12 years ago

i don't want people to fucking touch my body after death

Wak 10 years ago

Downside?

Evil_J last year

Ooo, I become a sacred magical object

Snow-Flake 9 years ago

since most people only live to be 85 you only lose 10 years and can cure death?

Lancha Fabuloso 13 years ago

I thought it would be a hard choice untill you said even after death. I can take care of the ones close to me in secret and tell the world to fight over my dead body once I'm gone (because you know they are so not going to share it peacefully)

EverFreeGaming 11 years ago

I like how He/She Wrote the Dilemma

MrDudeFace 4 years ago

After reading the downside to this I got a horrible image in my head of someone bashing people with my dead body to cure them.

Digital_Cake_ 11 years ago

Loop holes.

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago

But still my oldest family member was 105,Well I cant die but screw that says the button.Still worth it

Zhyywash 6 years ago

Die with my hand in the air and when I die my hand will fall and touch me therefore bringing me back

Kuroshinai 11 years ago

75 is long enough

Black9ja 9 years ago

In the future their will be more medicine to cure ppl so u won’t have to cure them 😊

EmilStvring 8 years ago

But u can save a lot of people before the awesome kind of medic is coming out

Iodyne 12 years ago

i don't see the upside

The_old_hag 10 years ago

I won't make it to 75

Cody Beahrs 11 years ago

Call me john coffey

dannycor2001 10 years ago

So iam a sort of jezus christ

SabrinaBea 3 years ago

I don’t want to die that young, but for the good of humanity, it’s an acceptable trade off.

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RumblyBiscuit66 9 years ago

average lifespan where I live for males is 80

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

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DarkEevee2 9 years ago

I WILL LIVE FOREVER!

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago

Even if the loop hole of touching yourself doesn't work it still is has my dream of being a god

The steak 11 years ago

I dont want to die at being 50 *Pressesprecher button*

CCthecat 11 years ago

What of u were destined to live till 130?

hiImBored 10 years ago

does it mean your healing power still works after YOU"RE dead or after the Other person is dead

PancakeBuddy 11 years ago

I wanna save lives! :D

Mmmbop 11 years ago

Never even wanted to live till 75.

Wilkinson last year

75 is enough for my shit life

Sandvich Man 11 years ago

So basically, i would have Jesus powers but live longer? Sign me up!

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

not quite. being that you cant beat traps like "give unto caesar" or know what everyone thinks. and more likely than not you wont come back unless you poke at exactly 75.