Will You Press The Button?

Sehemhet last year

Эээээ.... Ну, я проживу на 50+ лет дольше и, вдобавок, смогу лечить других, зарабатывая на этом..... Звучит круто, давайте.

Futurefounda1 10 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't press it 75 is a good age and everyone is healthy!? What kind of messed up...

Thernor 10 years ago

avrage age of death in my country is 80-90

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago

Touch myself while turning 75. ?????? PROFIT!!!!

Josephx 5 years ago

You"re too dangerous to be left alive

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Skylord_Diamond 9 years ago

Science can just preserve your body after death and cure anyone at the touch of you. FUCK MY LIFE IM GOD

AlexPrim 9 years ago

Can't you cure degradation of the body A.K.A aging

Grifiano 9 years ago

I think that works

Josh Andrews 13 years ago

What if not pressing the button had you predestined to die sooner, except you don't know it?

CCthecat 10 years ago

Yeah...

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Outfeeder 9 years ago

I don't want people touching me >:[

Grifiano 9 years ago

I also don't hose ur ability and only do it if someone"s dying or else everyone will be like, I got a really common disease. Heal it please. Constantly

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sportsfreak423 9 years ago

So I get money and an instant death which is probably painless longer than I probably wouldn't have reached anyway, downside?

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

There is none 👍🏻

LordFrest 10 years ago

Wait, if its even after death, people would put my body into a shrine and everyday someone sick would touch it? Eh....

Latif Sabimbona 13 years ago

So be remembered as the man who cured Cancer, diabetes, aids and all sort of stuff before and after death and keep doing so... sign me up

Corinne Brignac 13 years ago

At least you can know when you die so you can get all your affairs in order...

Warren Gardiner 13 years ago

You kidding? With that kind of time and in that power you could really, and I mean REALLY do a lot of cool shit.

Tyler J. Cooley 13 years ago

DONE i can live with 52 more yeas

mebruh 11 years ago

Alright good

Psykness 5 years ago

Given the horrible diet and GALLONS of soda I"ve subjected my body to, I"d be lucky to make it to 75. After my inevitable death, I"d have pieces of myself donated to charities. 🔴👈🏾

NinNin 11 years ago

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PunmAst3r 9 years ago

Where I come from 75 is a long age to live to

Keith Linn Larsen 13 years ago

It gives me a good long while to live, but I can do allot more in those years.

Zugarelli 12 years ago

Fuck yeah

dudeimabyss 10 years ago

bingo MARCELO FERREIRA

gorgatberkovick 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

HomeTaleUniverse 11 years ago

dipshit i dont have a crush stop spammin bullshit

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Wak 10 years ago

Downside?

Evil_J last year

Ooo, I become a sacred magical object

The_Button_Presser 11 years ago

How is there any downside? :D

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago

I will just cure death then I won't die

JAssalRishi 12 years ago

i don't want people to fucking touch my body after death

MrDudeFace 4 years ago

After reading the downside to this I got a horrible image in my head of someone bashing people with my dead body to cure them.

Digital_Cake_ 11 years ago

Loop holes.

Snow-Flake 9 years ago

since most people only live to be 85 you only lose 10 years and can cure death?

Lancha Fabuloso 13 years ago

I thought it would be a hard choice untill you said even after death. I can take care of the ones close to me in secret and tell the world to fight over my dead body once I'm gone (because you know they are so not going to share it peacefully)

EverFreeGaming 11 years ago

I like how He/She Wrote the Dilemma

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago

But still my oldest family member was 105,Well I cant die but screw that says the button.Still worth it

Zhyywash 6 years ago

Die with my hand in the air and when I die my hand will fall and touch me therefore bringing me back

Kuroshinai 11 years ago

75 is long enough

Cody Beahrs 11 years ago

Call me john coffey

Black9ja 9 years ago

In the future their will be more medicine to cure ppl so u won’t have to cure them 😊

EmilStvring 8 years ago

But u can save a lot of people before the awesome kind of medic is coming out

Iodyne 12 years ago

i don't see the upside

The_old_hag 10 years ago

I won't make it to 75

RumblyBiscuit66 9 years ago

average lifespan where I live for males is 80

dannycor2001 10 years ago

So iam a sort of jezus christ

SabrinaBea 2 years ago

I don’t want to die that young, but for the good of humanity, it’s an acceptable trade off.

fastest_jack 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago

Even if the loop hole of touching yourself doesn't work it still is has my dream of being a god

The steak 11 years ago

I dont want to die at being 50 *Pressesprecher button*

CCthecat 10 years ago

What of u were destined to live till 130?

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

I love Bewbs 11 years ago

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DarkEevee2 9 years ago

I WILL LIVE FOREVER!

Mmmbop 11 years ago

Never even wanted to live till 75.

hiImBored 10 years ago

does it mean your healing power still works after YOU"RE dead or after the Other person is dead

PancakeBuddy 11 years ago

I wanna save lives! :D

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