Will You Press The Button?

Futurefounda18 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't press it 75 is a good age and everyone is healthy!? What kind of messed up...

Thernor8 years ago

avrage age of death in my country is 80-90

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago

Touch myself while turning 75. ?????? PROFIT!!!!

Josephx4 years ago

You"re too dangerous to be left alive

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Skylord_Diamond7 years ago

Science can just preserve your body after death and cure anyone at the touch of you. FUCK MY LIFE IM GOD

AlexPrim7 years ago

Can't you cure degradation of the body A.K.A aging

Grifiano7 years ago

I think that works

Outfeeder7 years ago

I don't want people touching me >:[

Grifiano7 years ago

I also don't hose ur ability and only do it if someone"s dying or else everyone will be like, I got a really common disease. Heal it please. Constantly

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sportsfreak4238 years ago

So I get money and an instant death which is probably painless longer than I probably wouldn't have reached anyway, downside?

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

There is none 👍🏻

LordFrest8 years ago

Wait, if its even after death, people would put my body into a shrine and everyday someone sick would touch it? Eh....

Josh Andrews12 years ago

What if not pressing the button had you predestined to die sooner, except you don't know it?

CCthecat9 years ago

Yeah...

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Latif Sabimbona12 years ago

So be remembered as the man who cured Cancer, diabetes, aids and all sort of stuff before and after death and keep doing so... sign me up

Corinne Brignac12 years ago

At least you can know when you die so you can get all your affairs in order...

Tyler J. Cooley12 years ago

DONE i can live with 52 more yeas

Warren Gardiner12 years ago

You kidding? With that kind of time and in that power you could really, and I mean REALLY do a lot of cool shit.

Maggie11 years ago

The fuck is wrong with that 16%? Did they only read the first box? Or do they want to watch the world burn?

64ymmum9 years ago

Hey when you like 73 then leave a note saying make me touch myself

WouldIPressTheButton17 days ago

Over my dead body

what's the downside ?9 years ago

Haha I'm just imagining being buried entierly in the ground except for a skeleton hand sticking out and tons of people come to touch it, freaking awesome

glitched nightmare9 years ago

Love I tell you..love

Ihatezoophiles3 years ago

Umm YES

SuperKael9 years ago

hey, being able to live until 75 is a luxury I would probably not recieve.

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago

Not much to do after 75, worth

Qwerty15 years ago

So if i die, my lifeless corpse will be touched by everyone to vure whatever

suprakirby10 years ago

I wouldn't mind if I could cure ever illness by dickslapping people. Actually I WOULD LIKE IT!

WinnieWu8 years ago

touch yourself when u are 74

Notgratedcheese9 years ago

Wait I can heal my self while masterbaiting *Slams button so hard*

Reality9 years ago

I don't want to live long

Endygamer9 years ago

That's is a relly good idea

EineKartoffel7 years ago

So they are still dead but their corpse doesn't show any signs of the illness? Nice.

Fireball10 years ago

Man: I have AIDS. Doctor: Don't worry. Touch this dead guy and your cured!

DreamyYetti85771last year

You would never get any privacy ever again

MetaGiga9 years ago

Downside?

Tutitipp8 years ago

Someone messed up the upsidr and the downside!

Donavyn Shawfloyd12 years ago

16% are assholes

That_OP_Kitten9 years ago

what if i was meant to die in 5 seconds?

mrsquids9 years ago

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Sdsd74108 years ago

What if I was soppost to die way before... Profit

Mahziel Light12 years ago

You're welcome.

jack1239 years ago

Holy shit!

Lackingdownside4 years ago

Dude, 75 is really old.

Jean Has No Life9 years ago

That's much longer then I'll probably live so why not

MaxDaRkDrAgOn079 years ago

Hah! That was easy!

hatseflats6910 years ago

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likeasssnake9 years ago

If you don't press it you COULD die sooner and not heal people just by touching them (or you could train to be a doctor and just be careful and stay healthy) or die at close to the average age for deaths because of old age and heal anyone you touch

Peradox11 years ago

SAVE THE WORL- nah, not worth it.

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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

*Reads more comments* Never mind.

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Andisaur118 years ago

I will die with my hand on me

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

*realizes they can move myhand to poke me after and i can become undead*

talkingben3 years ago

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Gvidas2229 years ago

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Cheshire shadow9 years ago

death is an illness. i poke myself on the arm and are immortal/undead.

Cria_de_Elfo5 years ago

I think I'm going to die before the age of 75, so that"s okay.

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