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You can have the partner of your dreams
but
His or her breath smells like shit and nothing can make it smell better
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leapfroggrr 4 years ago
theyre non binary. no downside

JazmineLowen 11 years ago
Surely if you love the partner then it doesn't matter?

SinonMercer 8 years ago
Have fun sleeping in the same bed with them.
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99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
Remove your nose smelly cell things. That or DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK BC YOU ACTUALLY LOVE THEM. YOU KNOW?!

Justin Wolfe 13 years ago
But then she isn't the partner of my dreams. The partner of my dreams has breath that smells like freshly-baked elephant ears.

masonlikesplanes 16 days ago
jesus christ 13 years ago
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DanTheDestroyer29 4 years ago
Just don't smell them

Groverwil 5 years ago
Just dont smell

Hamato_jacky 5 years ago
im non binary aromantic asexual so i dont even have one

the_weird1 5 years ago
but the partner of my dreams is a sexy ghost

kursor 5 years ago
*cuts nose off*

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Ha, I'm aromantic. My partner doesn't exist!

LS_Fan 9 years ago
Cool:)

pog 6 years ago
i allready have good friends

John Herbert 11 years ago
Sounds kinky!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
as in literal shit? or just smells really bad?

Annoying_shitster_who_likes_cookies 8 years ago
Just, don't smell there breathe -_- (aka don't go near there face)

User555 8 years ago
And if you want to kiss your partner -_-

Sans_is_lazy 8 years ago
Just don't smell their breath..

Sunshinesun 8 years ago
My crush is a anime character who can breath fire so yeah lol

KassyFrost 9 years ago
I can marry Robert Downey Jr....or Benedict Cumberbatch....or Johnny Depp.. I don't care about their breath. I can still wear a cloth in front of my nouse. Or I will wear so much perfume that I won't smell anything.

DepressedUnicorn 9 years ago
So like a sexual partner. So in that case I will push it I'm asexual bitches. I don't want a sexual partner.

Lostsoul62 2 months ago
Could be romantic not explicitly sexual
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DontPressButton 10 years ago
Jokes on ha you. I lost my sense of smell at least for ****

Supergirl1623 10 years ago
So basically I'm still dating my boyfriend?

MichaelNight 10 years ago
Ha! my breath smells like acid shit.

rule 10 years ago
...but what does her ass smell like?

IdkTbh 10 years ago
What do you think it smells like? xD

Rin05 10 years ago
People are wired to shut out senses that don't change. Like, people can go "nose-blind" to bad smells over time. So, when enough time goes by, you won't even smell it.

GrowlingMammal7 10 years ago
So someone who is like me in terms of breath... My breath smells like shit... (I never brush my teeth)

SeabassJames 10 years ago
I dream of a partner whose shit smells like fresh mints. Their breath will smell like their minty, not stinky shit.

Kazue 10 years ago
This cracked me ip lol

BUTTONZDURP 10 years ago
Yup NOOOOOOOOOO THEY NOT BECAUSE MY DREAM IS SOMEONE WITH BREATH LIKE CUPCAKES AND BLOO- STRAWBERRIES YES THAT WAS WHAT I WAS SAYING BECAUSE IM NOT A ROBOT OVERLORD DEMON

DeaLeR 11 years ago
That's not the partner of my dreams,my partner smells good.

Castiel Winchester 12 years ago
My dream partner is Misha Collins and he smells like watermelon and cinnamon and he is married already so screw that question

Nathaniel Kline 13 years ago
I can't smell...

Ren-Mercado 5 years ago
Me too I Can't Smell
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Ebony Hutchins 13 years ago
the partner of my dreams is Taylor Lautner, and i aint never gonna pass on that!

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
the partner of my dreams has a breath that smells like a regular breath, idc

tornado943 11 years ago
Well if you put a thing thats cover your nose you be fine :)

Xxx_Doge_xxX 11 years ago
plug ya nose

TheOfficalReoGoldingWYPTB 3 years ago
chasers paradise

Jalisa-Ramos 10 years ago
The partner of my dreams is an anime character do it would be all good!

probium 5 years ago
Just name your spray nothing, PROFIT

redboots 10 years ago
i want to be forever alone then

TheMagicalKiwi 11 years ago
Eh I can't smell anyways...

Mastermaxie 10 years ago
But then there not the partner of my dreams

NatureMaster64 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

hortentia 12 years ago
I already have him

Huygoskip 11 years ago
My nose is stuck...

ardonis 11 years ago
hten its not the partner of my dreams

spird 11 years ago
I already can't smell so.....

TheOOOF 6 years ago
Its not the partner of my dreams then lol. The breath of my dream partner is great

Thatcowhugger 11 years ago
this question: would you stay with the love of your life for some bad smells?

Jeffrokid 9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

LordOfTheToilet 11 years ago
i couldnt kiss her. lol

Magician3957 10 years ago
Isnt the partner of my dreams then. I already have a partner so technically i couldnt have the partner again. Im safe.
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