Will You Press The Button?

Victor_Z_Awesome10 years ago

Downside? The prequels are better, Jar Jar is awesome, and i'm a Jedi.

BrendanCross8 years ago

And besides, here"s jar jar"s character arc: Episode I: low-intellegence thing for the kids Episode II: Jar Jar"s a f*cking SENATOR! Episode III: Jar Jar Binks is diRECTly RESPONSIBLE, for the legislation allowing Palpatine to commit INTERGALACTIC JEDICIDE!

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visualtrav10 years ago

One thing. Who the $&*#(@ wants to kill Jar Jar. he has no life. That way, you are a jedi that wont die. Mind trick him, go anywhere you want, bOOM! I BROKE IT!

Stebbins8 years ago

I shall teach Jar Jar the ways and confirm DARTH JAR JAR!

hampuzorgaming9 years ago

what if i turned to the dark side and killed jar jar?

dinojl7 years ago

What if I mind tricked him while in front of a cliff to walk forward? It would be untraceable!

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SamuelFink8 years ago

It never said you can't quit

Highschool1238 years ago

that doesnt mean i cant quit the job

Pls no10 years ago

Mind trick Jar Jar into going where you want to so you have to follow him, so you can participate in all the notable events by just having him nearby.

Melissa Major12 years ago

No one ever said I had to be GOOD at my job...

CyberX1147 years ago

yey

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BenMiller7 years ago

I kinda like jar jar binks Hate my If you want

Schmidot20047 years ago

I would drop him off on a planet controlled by the enemy on a mission to kill high ranked targets steal plans for secret weapons from the headquarters of the planet so when he dies I would go I’m my self finish the mission and continue living my life

Jorja2467 years ago

No one said I had to protect him so.... I could ACCIDENTALLY kill him on the first day

Pokeminer7 years ago

Oops, I accidentally stabbed him with my Lightsaber

BlackRose667 years ago

But... I’m a Sith already- I have the reflexes too- and I swore to myself if I had the chance, I would erase jar jar forever

AlexanderBrown7 years ago

WHO CARES! I LOVE STER WURS TO MUCH!!!!!!

BurtCokain7 years ago

Lol have fun during the purge suckers

Nabalo7 years ago

Well then I’ll get fired by letting him get killed by a wampa

SquidGirl8 years ago

YEAH! I love Jar Jar

ShirahGantman8 years ago

Jar Jar is in trouble if he has me for a body guard! I'm disabled!

Flameice2 8 years ago

Sneaks into the emporers chamber. Asassinates before anikan turn s

Superstar579 years ago

what if i... didn't press the button even though i could be like using the force to grab some blue milk with a ton of Oreo's- wait... there wouldn't be oreo's....... NOOOOOO well good thing i didn't press the button and i still have my island that i can pu...[Show full comment]

DJ Vader9 years ago

I already went through this and I can say its not that bad. Ended up killing a couple hundred younglings though...

Zacattac9 years ago

oh no were getting shot at better use him as a human body shield what was i supposed to do use my lightsaber?

Normac210 years ago

Jokes on you, I like Jar Jar

Alex Butterfield12 years ago

I pressed that button so fast.

Jawesome200612 months ago

You don't have to be a GOOD Bodyguard. You can let him die.

Elduin59499 years ago

kill jar jar and say a droid killed him. simple

Bend229 9 years ago

I am a bounty hunter. I just kill him

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Who said I needed to be a Jedi?

jintoya10 years ago

aaaaaand that was the moment i turned to the dark-side and decapitated jar jar "the abomination" binks, i might be evil, but as the saying goes "it takes one, to know one" and i have seen the face of evil, it hides behind the face of a binks

Qwertyone9 years ago

*accidentialy* Leave my lightsaber where he could reach it. Eventually he'd stab himself.

Pirocão4 years ago

I kill jar jar binks

xXxBUTTONDESTROYERxXx9 years ago

where is the downside? kill jarjar and boom everyone loves you and you are a jedi

Maksy7 years ago

I dont even lik starwars

turtlegrenades9 years ago

YAY bodyguard of the REAL SITH LORD!!!!!!

Rob Anybody9 years ago

He is not a sith lord. George Lucas is an idiot but he isn't that dumb. He even said himself that that was a stupid theory.

LordMackerel8 years ago

the only downside is the jedi purge

Blake Mullins12 years ago

How bout I get to press a button that erases anything star wars related from this planet forever??? Jesus christ with the nerdy bullshit

Jacksepticeyefan 9 years ago

Ima kill you bitch

TerribleHistory7 years ago

I wish to become a Jedi

Whackycascade56 10 years ago

Just be a jedi who were's a awesome high tech set of armor and your helmet is really high tec and no one will entirely know who you are or what star wars race you are.

blackpink8 years ago

theory of jar jar being a sith master?

montie12129 years ago

its not the worst case in starwars

TheWingedBunting10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]