Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 9 months ago

Nah, a robotic body can do but just something like a computer? No thanks.

Sajan 9 years ago

If I do this I'll send a Courier to deliver a Platinum Chip to me to gain control over Vegas. It"s not like he'll get shot in the head or anything.

tEMMIE da Tem 11 years ago

I'm like god, I can make another race... :T

Moina 4 years ago

Or you can just keep everyone alive forever in a simulation that they know is not real and forever and ever and ever torture anyone who has ever wronged you

Michael2344 9 years ago

A: The network we are running on would be destroyed when the sun goes all derp on us. B: If I'm an artificial intelligence, I could just either load my system with errors that crashes my system, breaking it. Or I could just "pull the plug".

PiccolaStrega 9 years ago

"When the sun goes all derp on us" XD

Kk10000000 10 years ago

Kk$100000000000000000 o and hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

Vinceforpresident 8 years ago

@,;@:! €! €*+*+&@;@:@^@&@+₩+)+)@(9999&+&+;+^×^&×,@;#;

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BM__Vagabond 10 years ago

Not seeing a downside

Chris Vaught 13 years ago

I SHALL BE CALLED THE FACE OF BO

GamerBoyBobduran 8 years ago

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guzmanjm15 11 years ago

Then I will create a new world

dangert 11 years ago

Why would you want to lose your body to become AI?

J2004 9 years ago

Because then you will have things to go out the way you wanted it to be, and at the same time you can provide help... you probabbly can use the network to have your own world.

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replymachine 9 years ago

what"s a con-sic-no-uss? and a ex-sis-tence?

RamdomGuyOnTheInternet 5 years ago

Well for starters, I don't have any of that.

PiccolaStrega 9 years ago

Hal 10,000

crazydude99 11 years ago

I'll create a new universe

Passaro_de_Ferro 2 years ago

Works even as a simulation

Toran Nicoll 13 years ago

At the risk of becoming AM, I'd take it. I reckon an all-powerful AI knows where his off switch is.

Lonewanderer 11 years ago

If im remembering right and thats from a certain short story then awesome reference

Byron Webster 13 years ago

If we were put into an AI network then when the earth dies we would die from being incinerated from the sun, derp.

BerndAdams 9 years ago

That is when you have a specific place to live. They are talking about a network. So if the sun explodes, just a part of that network gets destroyed....

Hollowcat 3 years ago

*casually makes body*

FranSauce 11 years ago

I am god, I can make another universe

YoYoPancake 9 years ago

While it would be great to be an AI, it would be hard to have to see all of your loved ones die, the world go into chaos and your life fly past you in a never ending cycle.

Buz Legenda 11 years ago

If im god i can create new life

AndHisNameIsJOHNCENA! 11 years ago

I can give so much advice and expand upon the human race and continue it. WIIIIIN

ArKade47 10 years ago

...Kayaba?

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago

we create the world

Lesley_Zore 6 years ago

Just let me die soon

dinojl 10 years ago

I rename myself GLaDOS.

guzmanjm15 11 years ago

What's this? Transcendence?

KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon 9 years ago

Becoming an AI means I can become an AI singularity. I can become skynet, and end humanity myself. Also, endless simulations to run until end of existence, so boredom isn't a problem.

TheGreatPotatoLord 12 years ago

I like silence once in a while, but lonely for billions of years? Nope

Gavin 11 years ago

I shall be called "Do NOT DO IT FACE!!"

ChancePetro 9 years ago

create other atifical lifeform programs to keep me company

David Anderson 13 years ago

Perpetual Testing Initiative, Enabled. I'm sure I could keep myself busy for that long. Besides, if you have kids before you get transferred, you could meet your great-great-great-great grandchildren. That would be SOOOO badass.

Nate R. 10 years ago

i think that be nice...

WILLIAM MISCHIEF CIPHER 11 years ago

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

JCWilson 5 years ago

If you"re basically God inside the AI network, you could build any world you want and interact with it as if it were real. Magic? Sure. Future-tech paradise? Do it. Pleasure world? Have all the sex. Basically just <insert video game/anime/manga/comic book/... [Show full comment]

redbutonboss99 11 years ago

Heck yeah îl be sky net , lading my army of minions

OscarZhang 8 years ago

Since you can’t change anything nothing will happen and everything will be dull for octilions of years, and almost entirely afterwards, no matter how god like you are, this is more of a curse then a gift

autotactic 11 years ago

Why wouldnt I push it? I can explore the whole universe until the next big bang

thederpybutton 10 years ago

You made this way to deep...

Xunmato 9 years ago

What is this *consicnouss* that you speak of?

Thomas Clarke 13 years ago

turn my self off at the end of the world

Jaeger 10 years ago

i will be the real skynet

The_Doctor 11 years ago

I shall be the great intelligence

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Does this remind you of vision from the Avengers.

Yabi 3 years ago

So I get to be a God and the oldest thing in the universe? Yay

drtime101 11 years ago

Become skynet from terminator

EitaSuan 9 years ago

I would do other universe, blah

KostyaHellstorm 6 years ago

KARS

bloodbeast 11 years ago

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2OrSomething 10 years ago

GLaDOS

DigimonFlare 11 years ago

A,B,C,D,E,F,G noobs are my enemy. Stick a rifle up their nose, pull the trigger, there they goe. Twinkle twinkle little star, now this song is rated R

Sexybitch 10 years ago

nope

dankmemes101 9 years ago

The spelling errors... T_T

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