What bout a truck, motorcycle?, quadcrasher?, golf cart?
yourmomisgay3 years ago
yourmomisgay
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Shakeel Patel13 years ago
Yeah, rent a car. Or get a free jetpack - you won't need a car after that :P
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All_the_good_names_were_taken8 years ago
If you have free technology just hack the dictionary and make car mean something else. Also money printers count as technology so who gives a f*ck you could just teleport.
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PressMe1129 years ago
No car? Sure i was going to get a truck anyway
StabbyTheRaccoon3 years ago
A truck is a type of car dumbass
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Pleshy9 years ago
Motorcycle
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jkmc120510 years ago
GET A TRUCK!
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GameboyTalbott10 years ago
Motorcycles
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oldnotweak10 years ago
ok ill rent/lease one.
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Star_killer10 years ago
I own a truck not a car so no downside.
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tripdacon11 years ago
travel by matrix
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Craig Craig-Chicken13 years ago
I'll get a motorbike then. Sell a few enthusiast-level computers and use the money.
SixtyFourMan10 years ago
I like ur username
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Alyssa A. Lloyd13 years ago
I'll supply you with the latest technology, and you be my chaufer
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Robert Coon13 years ago
But a car is technology so that means I get free car(s) for life.
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James Hamman III13 years ago
Guess I'll be driving a truck..
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Lucas Monteiro13 years ago
I can Own a Cyber Cycle or a Fucking Metal Garurumon
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Mike Lively Jr.13 years ago
So I'll just get Mack Truck to drive through that loophole there...
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Robert Misner13 years ago
I don't need to go anywhere. I'll give you a computer if you bring me a pizza.
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Diego Tutweiller10 years ago
(New York City residents laughing hysterically in the background)
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SabF2412 years ago
Ill buy a Mopet...
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daevik285 years ago
get a skatebord or biccycle
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GDPYT10 years ago
GET A POTATO
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coolsawesome511 years ago
3d print a car.BEAWCH
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Tyler Wilchek13 years ago
DONE!
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RagnhildBugge8 years ago
If I had all that technology I would never leave the house
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gerbenbuijze 10 years ago
I see no downside.
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jackattack200511 years ago
So... get somebody to buy a car that is "yours" that they keep but you drive it arround
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TeaVee2 years ago
Too bad for you, I don't drive.
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keithisemo9 years ago
i don't go outside anyway
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beepthe1dot10 years ago
Easy just get a scooter or something
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Subzero11 years ago
Sell some lectronics hire someone to drive you around in a limo
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1337master9 years ago
We all drive in a massive submarine. Massive submarine. Massive submarine. We all live in a massive submarine, deep down in the dark deep down. Deep down.
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bjorryboy11 years ago
I take a jet
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buttonboya3 years ago
just uber.
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Everynot9 years ago
Get a van. Or a minivan
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BLU Engineer12 years ago
No thanks, I can just build myself a teleporters.
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Neuhhhhhh6 years ago
@corey warman YOU ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON I"VE SEEN ON HERE
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