Will You Press The Button?

thesinisterelixirlast year

the sinister elixir would have widespread distribution through any fast food chain. This would cause it's plans of Sinister Saturday to come to fruition

MrRuma8 years ago

The devil is part-timer!

Yukitai4 years ago

But your abilities don't rely on negative emotions...

Jim_Hawkins3 years ago

I am currently working for McDonald"s. It is the worst company I have ever worked in. I will leave it immediately after I pay my debts. It is the worst company ever. The managers and most of the company"s clients do not treat you with respect. So what is t...[Show full comment]

AdamSpeiser7 years ago

Side job. If it says I have it forever, I can get another job, but never get fired fro MC donalds for not showing up. Cool!

lol3314 years ago

instead you will be killed by the button

Guitar289 years ago

I did not say anything about quitting

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Misspelled

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boredwlife8 years ago

Flaw in the question: It never said what position, so owner, CEO, or whatever. Not bad....

LemonFerret4 years ago

Ill just not go to work, ill still be an employee but i wont show up, maybe even get another job

lol3314 years ago

you will be killed by the button

Denver L Cornel12 years ago

It didn't mention minimum wage., CEO would be a good choice.

APersonWithNoName8 years ago

Maybe Owner for me.

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JuliaSnee8 years ago

Isn't that just like "The Devil Is A Part Timer".

Yukitai4 years ago

Only, you"re not a demon who"s power is relative to negative emotions, nor do you live with your worst enemy, a NEET, and someone who limits your budget.

Desire Snowy9 years ago

i can be the best damn mcdonalds worker known to man.

FOS-RO-DA7 years ago

Even if McDonald"s doesn't pay good money, fast enough to steal, smart enough to get away with it.

The Howling Wolf7 years ago

"Have to"? Bish, I'm a ninja you can't tell me what to do or what I have to do!

River Hess12 years ago

*become owner of entire McDonalds company with ninja speed and monstrous intellect* *still just plays computer games in off time*

lol3314 years ago

Thats exactly why I pressed the button.

R0R 1019 years ago

good pay for nothing

Bernard Nichols12 years ago

a jobs a job, maccy d's doesnt sound bad, and youre fucking smart, and fast as hell.

Yukitai4 years ago

Taking "fast food" to a whole new dimension of "fast" food. Forget your order being ready in 2 minutes, it'll be ready in 10 seconds, perhaps even 2seconds.

Dennis Gud Gynnestam12 years ago

Ninjas aren't faster than regular humans.

Crome8 years ago

They actualy are, but speed was not the most importent trait.

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John Castle12 years ago

can you say make a fortune for assasinations

Dizzy2119 years ago

Alot of us anyways ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

SkyGamer9117 years ago

Then I would have OWNED the whole McDonald"s

DaTroll9 years ago

Work at McDonald's, eat at McDonald's

nerdybucket8 years ago

Can I work at the Jewish Mcdonalds in Israel though?

God1zilla8 years ago

Side job-assasinations And become CEO

plazmafighter9 years ago

i quit by using an extreamly quick and smart methahod of escape

Guardian99789 years ago

Bat-manager

cash54669 years ago

fuck it. id be a badass, ninja warrior, batman-esque dude at night, and work day shift at McDonalds. no downside whatsoever

Brutal9 years ago

Do a bad gob and don't get the gob win win

K3114Fr4n10 years ago

I could use McDonald's as a cover for my Spy work.

DonnaAustin5 years ago

Its not that bad ive seen people at mc Donalds like when there like 78 years old

bigfatty9 years ago

Who press this button I called they Burgenja

PinkfluffyUnicorns8 years ago

That"s just A dream life.......Smelling all them burgers, getting paid well and best of all eating the burgers in the morning 4 breakfast OoO

Carolyna Rayne Willis12 years ago

lol both of sisters have worked at mcdonalds i can be quick to make the burgers and know how too

Sparkling vampire9 years ago

Cool! Downside?

Hamistagan8 years ago

D-d-d-Dora!

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago

Einstein was not actually that smart. He just kept on trying till it fuckin worked, dammit!

Jinx Me9 years ago

Ninja the cash.

Dot_Hog9911 months ago

make an online app where you can make money and buy stocks in Amazon

Dot_Hog9911 months ago

or buy mcdonalds

DoctorDonna9 years ago

I will be CEO of McDonalds at day and awesome superhero at night

MoltasAlkestam8 years ago

invent some new and better way for the company to run. sell it for a made up possition where you dont have to do anything. congrats you are working fulltime by doing nothing

TheHighestGuy19 years ago

Lol take over McDonalds then sell it if your a genius...

KevkyHD9 years ago

What if im the owner of McDonalds, HM?

Nfofjnrbt8 years ago

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vincentdu1510 years ago

NUCLEAR BURGER !

sonicj019 years ago

just dont go to work and get another job

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SSundee19879 years ago

Ninjas name:Ian OrderTaker:Order we have a person who wants 20 chicken nugget meal box, and a burger Ninja: *goes mega speed at the burger while the chicken nuggets are heating* *a few seconds later (about 4)* Dun! Manager:Ian the ninja come in my off...[Show full comment]

ainyt9 years ago

im a vegetar i dont like meat i dont like hamburgers and i alergik to meat

DFDragonFire7 years ago

That is fine, just be an advisor for McDonald"s.

FRankLin The niNjA TurTlE9 years ago

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GabseUzumaki8 years ago

"The Ninja is a part-timer"

24karhj8 years ago

Yes so i can be a smartass

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