Will You Press The Button?

thesinisterelixir 3 years ago

the sinister elixir would have widespread distribution through any fast food chain. This would cause it's plans of Sinister Saturday to come to fruition

MrRuma 9 years ago

The devil is part-timer!

Yukitai 6 years ago

But your abilities don't rely on negative emotions...

AdamSpeiser 9 years ago

Side job. If it says I have it forever, I can get another job, but never get fired fro MC donalds for not showing up. Cool!

lol331 5 years ago

instead you will be killed by the button

Jim_Hawkins 4 years ago

I am currently working for McDonald"s. It is the worst company I have ever worked in. I will leave it immediately after I pay my debts. It is the worst company ever. The managers and most of the company"s clients do not treat you with respect. So what is t... [Show full comment]

Denver L Cornel 13 years ago

It didn't mention minimum wage., CEO would be a good choice.

APersonWithNoName 9 years ago

Maybe Owner for me.

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Guitar28 10 years ago

I did not say anything about quitting

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Misspelled

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boredwlife 9 years ago

Flaw in the question: It never said what position, so owner, CEO, or whatever. Not bad....

LemonFerret 6 years ago

Ill just not go to work, ill still be an employee but i wont show up, maybe even get another job

lol331 5 years ago

you will be killed by the button

JuliaSnee 9 years ago

Isn't that just like "The Devil Is A Part Timer".

Yukitai 6 years ago

Only, you"re not a demon who"s power is relative to negative emotions, nor do you live with your worst enemy, a NEET, and someone who limits your budget.

Desire Snowy 10 years ago

i can be the best damn mcdonalds worker known to man.

FOS-RO-DA 9 years ago

Even if McDonald"s doesn't pay good money, fast enough to steal, smart enough to get away with it.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

"Have to"? Bish, I'm a ninja you can't tell me what to do or what I have to do!

River Hess 13 years ago

*become owner of entire McDonalds company with ninja speed and monstrous intellect* *still just plays computer games in off time*

lol331 5 years ago

Thats exactly why I pressed the button.

R0R 101 11 years ago

good pay for nothing

Bernard Nichols 13 years ago

a jobs a job, maccy d's doesnt sound bad, and youre fucking smart, and fast as hell.

Yukitai 6 years ago

Taking "fast food" to a whole new dimension of "fast" food. Forget your order being ready in 2 minutes, it'll be ready in 10 seconds, perhaps even 2seconds.

John Castle 13 years ago

can you say make a fortune for assasinations

Dennis Gud Gynnestam 13 years ago

Ninjas aren't faster than regular humans.

Crome 9 years ago

They actualy are, but speed was not the most importent trait.

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Nfofjnrbt 10 years ago

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vincentdu15 12 years ago

NUCLEAR BURGER !

sonicj01 10 years ago

just dont go to work and get another job

MouseGirl 5 years ago

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SSundee1987 11 years ago

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ainyt 10 years ago

im a vegetar i dont like meat i dont like hamburgers and i alergik to meat

DFDragonFire 8 years ago

That is fine, just be an advisor for McDonald"s.

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GabseUzumaki 10 years ago

"The Ninja is a part-timer"

24karhj 9 years ago

Yes so i can be a smartass

Uchimato 11 years ago

I could take the job, do nothing and leave while technically being employed. And take a job somewhere else. I couldnt get fired, becasue im technically cursed. But I can just not do anything there.

Gerias 10 years ago

Work full-time at McDonald's? Of course! Cause I am the fucking manager

Molly Brown 11 years ago

I would quit by using my nolige to shut it down

Crystaldiamonds 11 years ago

I just won't show up for work

Gaboseries 10 years ago

But during night, I'm Batman

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago

New devil is a part-timer spin-off: ninja Einstein is a full-timer

Yarsftks 11 years ago

They don't give u that many hours.

Sparkling vampire 10 years ago

Cool.Downside?

Liara11 11 years ago

Well I never even want to go into a McDonalds again, and I don't need the speed of a ninja or the smarts of Eintein, so.. um no.

sonhol 10 years ago

well what the hel would those abillitys be good for if you work fulltime at mcdonalds. oh im super fast and get your burgers ready super fast and im smart but i have to work at a fast food resturant for the rest of my life...

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Laurel 10 years ago

What is the point of having all of those smarts if you can't use them to do something good with your life?

Mimimi 9 years ago

I"d whipe africa from existance but never, and I meen NEVER would I work at Mc donalds

Cipher1 10 years ago

Fack off.

Galpal 2 years ago

I am climbing that chain all the way to the top

pressmedont123 11 years ago

But on my shifts I'm in I'm out. Plus Einstein came up with his theory of special relativity working an ordinary job. Also I could use my ninjas skills Einstein smarts in tandem to get the money I deserve and retire early