Will You Press The Button?

thesinisterelixirlast year

the sinister elixir would have widespread distribution through any fast food chain. This would cause it's plans of Sinister Saturday to come to fruition

MrRuma8 years ago

The devil is part-timer!

Yukitai4 years ago

But your abilities don't rely on negative emotions...

Jim_Hawkins3 years ago

I am currently working for McDonald"s. It is the worst company I have ever worked in. I will leave it immediately after I pay my debts. It is the worst company ever. The managers and most of the company"s clients do not treat you with respect. So what is t...[Show full comment]

AdamSpeiser7 years ago

Side job. If it says I have it forever, I can get another job, but never get fired fro MC donalds for not showing up. Cool!

lol3314 years ago

instead you will be killed by the button

Guitar289 years ago

I did not say anything about quitting

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Misspelled

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boredwlife8 years ago

Flaw in the question: It never said what position, so owner, CEO, or whatever. Not bad....

Denver L Cornel12 years ago

It didn't mention minimum wage., CEO would be a good choice.

APersonWithNoName8 years ago

Maybe Owner for me.

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LemonFerret5 years ago

Ill just not go to work, ill still be an employee but i wont show up, maybe even get another job

lol3314 years ago

you will be killed by the button

JuliaSnee8 years ago

Isn't that just like "The Devil Is A Part Timer".

Yukitai4 years ago

Only, you"re not a demon who"s power is relative to negative emotions, nor do you live with your worst enemy, a NEET, and someone who limits your budget.

Desire Snowy9 years ago

i can be the best damn mcdonalds worker known to man.

FOS-RO-DA7 years ago

Even if McDonald"s doesn't pay good money, fast enough to steal, smart enough to get away with it.

The Howling Wolf8 years ago

"Have to"? Bish, I'm a ninja you can't tell me what to do or what I have to do!

River Hess12 years ago

*become owner of entire McDonalds company with ninja speed and monstrous intellect* *still just plays computer games in off time*

lol3314 years ago

Thats exactly why I pressed the button.

R0R 1019 years ago

good pay for nothing

Bernard Nichols12 years ago

a jobs a job, maccy d's doesnt sound bad, and youre fucking smart, and fast as hell.

Yukitai4 years ago

Taking "fast food" to a whole new dimension of "fast" food. Forget your order being ready in 2 minutes, it'll be ready in 10 seconds, perhaps even 2seconds.

Dennis Gud Gynnestam12 years ago

Ninjas aren't faster than regular humans.

Crome8 years ago

They actualy are, but speed was not the most importent trait.

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John Castle12 years ago

can you say make a fortune for assasinations

Gerias9 years ago

Work full-time at McDonald's? Of course! Cause I am the fucking manager

Molly Brown9 years ago

I would quit by using my nolige to shut it down

24karhj8 years ago

Yes so i can be a smartass

Uchimato10 years ago

I could take the job, do nothing and leave while technically being employed. And take a job somewhere else. I couldnt get fired, becasue im technically cursed. But I can just not do anything there.

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

New devil is a part-timer spin-off: ninja Einstein is a full-timer

Yarsftks9 years ago

They don't give u that many hours.

Crystaldiamonds 10 years ago

I just won't show up for work

Gaboseries9 years ago

But during night, I'm Batman

sonhol8 years ago

well what the hel would those abillitys be good for if you work fulltime at mcdonalds. oh im super fast and get your burgers ready super fast and im smart but i have to work at a fast food resturant for the rest of my life...

Sparkling vampire9 years ago

Cool.Downside?

Liara1110 years ago

Well I never even want to go into a McDonalds again, and I don't need the speed of a ninja or the smarts of Eintein, so.. um no.

Mimimi7 years ago

I"d whipe africa from existance but never, and I meen NEVER would I work at Mc donalds

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Laurel9 years ago

What is the point of having all of those smarts if you can't use them to do something good with your life?

pressmedont1239 years ago

But on my shifts I'm in I'm out. Plus Einstein came up with his theory of special relativity working an ordinary job. Also I could use my ninjas skills Einstein smarts in tandem to get the money I deserve and retire early

deadLamma6668 years ago

Just don't show up for work ever and invest in stocks or something.

~Wave~length~10 years ago

But I don't want a McJob...

Cipher19 years ago

Fack off.

Galpal6 months ago

I am climbing that chain all the way to the top

nova2298 years ago

wow is 50-50

Horsehorse132110 years ago

use my smarts to become cfo lol

PianoArtistGaming9 years ago

Well at least I have a great secret identity

Bravo9453 years ago

Never said I had to show up to work.

Shawnmonster10 years ago

No

MonsterToby9 years ago

Full time as the boss that do nothing

KittyPotato12347 years ago

I SEE NO DOWNSIDE: FREE BURGERS!

bat man10 years ago

Create a machine to do your work for u

HPotter138 years ago

Resteraunt or farm

Dannon Day12 years ago

You could make money from other ideas...

Gyrocubed 10 years ago

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blueshooja9 years ago

I'm gonna be the fastest god damn burger flipper

Dakotajames9 years ago

McDonald's JOLY SHIT

vonsscout59 years ago

If im einstein i control everything mcdonalds does!

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