Will You Press The Button?

thesinisterelixirlast year

the sinister elixir would have widespread distribution through any fast food chain. This would cause it's plans of Sinister Saturday to come to fruition

MrRuma8 years ago

The devil is part-timer!

Yukitai4 years ago

But your abilities don't rely on negative emotions...

Jim_Hawkins3 years ago

I am currently working for McDonald"s. It is the worst company I have ever worked in. I will leave it immediately after I pay my debts. It is the worst company ever. The managers and most of the company"s clients do not treat you with respect. So what is t...[Show full comment]

AdamSpeiser7 years ago

Side job. If it says I have it forever, I can get another job, but never get fired fro MC donalds for not showing up. Cool!

lol3314 years ago

instead you will be killed by the button

Guitar289 years ago

I did not say anything about quitting

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Misspelled

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boredwlife8 years ago

Flaw in the question: It never said what position, so owner, CEO, or whatever. Not bad....

Denver L Cornel12 years ago

It didn't mention minimum wage., CEO would be a good choice.

APersonWithNoName8 years ago

Maybe Owner for me.

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LemonFerret5 years ago

Ill just not go to work, ill still be an employee but i wont show up, maybe even get another job

lol3314 years ago

you will be killed by the button

JuliaSnee8 years ago

Isn't that just like "The Devil Is A Part Timer".

Yukitai4 years ago

Only, you"re not a demon who"s power is relative to negative emotions, nor do you live with your worst enemy, a NEET, and someone who limits your budget.

Desire Snowy9 years ago

i can be the best damn mcdonalds worker known to man.

FOS-RO-DA7 years ago

Even if McDonald"s doesn't pay good money, fast enough to steal, smart enough to get away with it.

The Howling Wolf8 years ago

"Have to"? Bish, I'm a ninja you can't tell me what to do or what I have to do!

River Hess12 years ago

*become owner of entire McDonalds company with ninja speed and monstrous intellect* *still just plays computer games in off time*

lol3314 years ago

Thats exactly why I pressed the button.

R0R 1019 years ago

good pay for nothing

Bernard Nichols12 years ago

a jobs a job, maccy d's doesnt sound bad, and youre fucking smart, and fast as hell.

Yukitai4 years ago

Taking "fast food" to a whole new dimension of "fast" food. Forget your order being ready in 2 minutes, it'll be ready in 10 seconds, perhaps even 2seconds.

Dennis Gud Gynnestam12 years ago

Ninjas aren't faster than regular humans.

Crome8 years ago

They actualy are, but speed was not the most importent trait.

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John Castle12 years ago

can you say make a fortune for assasinations

Sky_the_bisexuwhale7 years ago

Win win situation

Lucaribro50110 years ago

so i'm ninja brian

JesusMorales8 years ago

I work at mcdonalds anyways haha

Epikrocket9 years ago

Side job at night as an assassin or something

Peanut butter9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3 months ago

what if i just don't show up for my job, they cant fire me

Flarenacho9 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

cash54669 years ago

i hate these things. STOP!

Sadlife8 years ago

downside where never says u get fired so u could literaly fuck with Mcdonalds

Mystic0Zephyr10 years ago

speed and smart huh ok... sure, manager and sell

Samm___dont_even3 years ago

bruh I get an employee discount for food?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!? Sickkkkkkk

OMGUKILLSONIC9 years ago

HEY IF YOUR THAT SMART YOU OWN EVERY MCDONALDS AND GET THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

chicoliver8 years ago

Fuck, yeah!!!

Orangegal10 years ago

Become ceo become owner

FloweyDreemur9 years ago

Doesn't say you cant have multiple jobs... also just don't go to your job at mcdonalds

bill nye the science gay9 years ago

I'll probably work at McDonald Trump's anyway

Setsuna8 years ago

It said NOTHING about position. I could be CEO for all I care.

Liam Nelson Dilg12 years ago

I've worked at two different Mcdonalds rester aunts in the last 2-3 years. NOT WORTH IT AT ALL!!!!

TheDRXD9 years ago

worth it

MachuPichu7 years ago

Kill everyone is working at mcdonalds and go home

Dakotajames9 years ago

Just eat a McDonald's

Lord-Derpicus8 years ago

Assassinate everyone who works for mcdonalds the company collapses and is destroyed cant work for something that doesnt exist so no problemo

medsal1510 years ago

-Your cheesburger is ready -But I didn't even ask yet

TheRealist9 years ago

If I am as fast as a ninja, I can sneak cyanide into the burgers and other poisons that are incurable currently by doctors (I know the cure) and no one would know... Then, sell the antidote for a lot of money, McDonalds isn't that bad now is it?