You will live a long and prosperous life, filled with content.
but
You will only be able to use technology up to Windows 98.
I will not


meyer9 years ago
does this mean windows 2098?

TransitShawn446 years ago
Yes.
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Pdhoot479 years ago
Windoes 1998 or 2098 i could do with that!!

IdkTbh8 years ago
1998. There will only be 1 Windows 98 because if they made another, a lot of programs would try to run 1998 instead of 2098. Which is also why Windows 9 isn't a thing.

Koalasm88 years ago
Apple products, guys

Drew7145447 years ago
Fuck apple

Collin Bodiker12 years ago
Does this website run on windows 98?

Urocjon7 years ago
You are aware it doesn't say "OS up to Windows 98" but "technology up to Windows 98", right? So it means crappy slow computers and internet that You have to pay billions for a minute of connection, no more good consoles and tv, smartphones etc. So basical...[Show full comment]
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akBearLord7 years ago
Ya'll could have windows 98,000,000

Yakhin7 years ago
Nooooooo

JoelWatts8 years ago
Phones don't have windows 98

DragonsWithPizza8 years ago
So it will be off for 1 day and then last forever?

cleverfox8 years ago
who needs computer with such a life?

davis9 years ago
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Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
What ze fuck is zis shit? It must be spam. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
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LanTeX9 years ago
Windows98 forever >:D

Camie_willis10 years ago
look at how many people value technology more than themselves

D_YellowMadness21 days ago
Ooh, my other comment got deleted too. I bet my second one does too.
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Aaron Na'vi Jefferies12 years ago
Contradiction at its finest!

Christopher Buick12 years ago
Awsome, I still get to play magic and mayhem!

Theis Kragh Rusfort12 years ago
Windows 98...? HELL NO

Sam Nessim12 years ago
If you're content no matter what, you won't need the latest tech for happiness...

Winged_Creature9 years ago
Uh.... ..welllll. I can use other advanced technology that doesn't require Windows....soo YAY

Patri7 years ago
Lol i dont even know wut windows 98 even is

Absanon9 years ago
Windows 10

Ernestas9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Vonotono7 years ago
I wanna tell you a thing... Go fuck yourself
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PlzNoPantyShotsOfMe9 years ago
Easy, get someone else to use a time machine and create a way for time to be ebtn so that I can use other technology, or just ask aliens.

bkid7899 years ago
i need it to wach youtube and pokemon

Metar9 years ago
Why not

Kimberley McBeitowlson12 years ago
totally. not logged in as kimmy

pwninggrenades8 years ago
Im already using windows 98 jokes on you

Urocjon7 years ago
But using technology PAST Windows 98. So You have to reverse Your Internet and computer technologies to pre 98". Because it says tehcnology, not only the OS.

DashDF3 years ago
linux is older than windows 98 so i could tecnically still have a modern os

Zackk56269 years ago
Heck noooo why would I wanna press that shit?!?!?!😡

ConanLink699 years ago
not my laptop

Rowanstar9 years ago
LOL windows 98

Zacheedoo7 years ago
You can just hake windows 98 to windows 10

Uncookedham878 years ago
Does that inclue xp?

JasonVorhees1179 years ago
Windows 98 would be cool

gjerocks8 years ago
This dilemma is a paradox, my prosperous life filled with content needs the Nintendo Switch

dinolord sonic9 years ago
I AM NOT USING 98 unless good stuff is able to go on it

Ernestas9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Ltheawesome7 years ago
I use apple wtf is a windows 98 is it recent or not lol

Motorhorn7 years ago
Time to page my secretary!

Just a random senpai9 years ago
God will be the only one who'll grant it

Smash89 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Mario04H9 years ago
Jokes on you i don't have a PC

Beefston8 years ago
Brix are cool

flumbuslast year
Who needs technology if my life is long, prosperous, and fulfilling?

Scarose9 years ago
If your life is filled with content, you wouldn't need the internet..

Madiv12309 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

DanDoesYT9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

jacwib10 years ago
Actually i always wish i was born in the 90s (im a 2001 kid) so idc lol

dankmemes1018 years ago
Then I won't be filled with content...

brebeenz9 years ago
If you lived a life full of content, you'd be to pleased to care about the loss :3

The Zesty Fork 698 years ago
who really cares if you have the latest windows or not? there"s more to life than the internet you know.

Urocjon7 years ago
It"s not about OS. Read carefully. It says TECHNOLOGY. So ANY technology that didn't existed in this year won't be for You. Medicine too.
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