You will live a long and prosperous life, filled with content.
but
You will only be able to use technology up to Windows 98.
I will not


meyer9 years ago
does this mean windows 2098?

TransitShawn446 years ago
Yes.
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Pdhoot479 years ago
Windoes 1998 or 2098 i could do with that!!

IdkTbh8 years ago
1998. There will only be 1 Windows 98 because if they made another, a lot of programs would try to run 1998 instead of 2098. Which is also why Windows 9 isn't a thing.

Koalasm88 years ago
Apple products, guys

Drew7145447 years ago
Fuck apple

Collin Bodiker12 years ago
Does this website run on windows 98?

Urocjon7 years ago
You are aware it doesn't say "OS up to Windows 98" but "technology up to Windows 98", right? So it means crappy slow computers and internet that You have to pay billions for a minute of connection, no more good consoles and tv, smartphones etc. So basical...[Show full comment]
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akBearLord7 years ago
Ya'll could have windows 98,000,000

Yakhin7 years ago
Nooooooo

JoelWatts8 years ago
Phones don't have windows 98

DragonsWithPizza8 years ago
So it will be off for 1 day and then last forever?

cleverfox9 years ago
who needs computer with such a life?

davis9 years ago
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Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
What ze fuck is zis shit? It must be spam. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
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LanTeX10 years ago
Windows98 forever >:D

Camie_willis11 years ago
look at how many people value technology more than themselves

D_YellowMadness2 months ago
Ooh, my other comment got deleted too. I bet my second one does too.
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Aaron Na'vi Jefferies12 years ago
Contradiction at its finest!

Christopher Buick12 years ago
Awsome, I still get to play magic and mayhem!

Theis Kragh Rusfort12 years ago
Windows 98...? HELL NO

brebeenz9 years ago
If you lived a life full of content, you'd be to pleased to care about the loss :3

jacwib10 years ago
Actually i always wish i was born in the 90s (im a 2001 kid) so idc lol

dankmemes1018 years ago
Then I won't be filled with content...

BlueArcher9 years ago
Good!!

The Zesty Fork 698 years ago
who really cares if you have the latest windows or not? there"s more to life than the internet you know.

Urocjon7 years ago
It"s not about OS. Read carefully. It says TECHNOLOGY. So ANY technology that didn't existed in this year won't be for You. Medicine too.
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LoverofPhantom7 years ago
I don't know what Windows 98 is, so no.

Huehue9 years ago
*needs life support*...

Ernestas10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

DaphneTheGirl9 years ago
Nope nope nope nope.*runs*

abysssans9 years ago
Omg I love dat meme

Mr_Sprinkklzzzz10 years ago
I NEED TECHNOLOGY

STREETDAGE8 years ago
There"s no such thing as Windows 98

Ruairidh More12 years ago
playin arena

AvengersCrAzY8 years ago
NOOOOO I HAVE JUST GOT USED TO WINDOWS 10 NEVER

SWAG_MUDKIP9 years ago
WHO CARES ABOUT TECHNOLIGY

NintendoDan9 years ago
who cares about "technoligy??? EVERYONE CARES!!! AND ME
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patopotato9 years ago
im conflicted new technology contents me at least my hunger games isnt technology

Pushme9 years ago
Gay

LED20004 months ago
Noo why Windows 98... I'd have beeon ok with xp but 98 seems so weird and it's literally older than me

Rofl4710 years ago
If I live that life, I'd much rather spend it with my family of said life.

Xx_Bill Cipher_xX9 years ago

MAMMYIT'SMEH9 years ago
Live long and prosper. Sorry. I'll go now

FreindlyIceberg10 years ago
I'll be content with it...so where's the downside?

PerDaDer9 years ago
What about a Mac?

Aimée Iona Comtois12 years ago
whatever i'll just find something else to do

Hello18 years ago
I hope this button can expire...

AsuraShun5 years ago
What kind of content?

steelerbeast3609 years ago
windows 98 sucks

Ernestas10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

DaphneTheGirl9 years ago
Nope nope nope nope.*runs*

foxysenpai10 years ago
not forever

Vonotono7 years ago
Heck. No.

Rachel Smith12 years ago
The two are mutually exclusive.

Ugondanfish8 years ago
Those two statements are mutually exclusive

meyer9 years ago
Does this mean windows 2098?

Min Yeon-ah9 years ago
I wish to die as soon as possible so I won't press it

Muaz9 years ago
The wo ld will end bec of globale worming befor widows 98 is even envented

IdkTbh9 years ago
Global warming is a bunch of shit in the toilet. Also Windows 98 was made in 1998 lmao
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