You will live a long and prosperous life, filled with content.
but
You will only be able to use technology up to Windows 98.
I will not

meyer 11 years ago
does this mean windows 2098?

meatloave 5 months ago
clever , ill say yes.
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Pdhoot47 10 years ago
Windoes 1998 or 2098 i could do with that!!

IdkTbh 10 years ago
1998. There will only be 1 Windows 98 because if they made another, a lot of programs would try to run 1998 instead of 2098. Which is also why Windows 9 isn't a thing.

Koalasm8 9 years ago
Apple products, guys

Drew714544 8 years ago
Fuck apple

Collin Bodiker 13 years ago
Does this website run on windows 98?

Urocjon 8 years ago
You are aware it doesn't say "OS up to Windows 98" but "technology up to Windows 98", right? So it means crappy slow computers and internet that You have to pay billions for a minute of connection, no more good consoles and tv, smartphones etc. So basical... [Show full comment]
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akBearLord 8 years ago
Ya'll could have windows 98,000,000

Yakhin 8 years ago
Nooooooo

JoelWatts 9 years ago
Phones don't have windows 98

DragonsWithPizza 10 years ago
So it will be off for 1 day and then last forever?

cleverfox 10 years ago
who needs computer with such a life?

davis 10 years ago
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Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
What ze fuck is zis shit? It must be spam. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
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LanTeX 11 years ago
Windows98 forever >:D

Camie_willis 12 years ago
look at how many people value technology more than themselves

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago
Ooh, my other comment got deleted too. I bet my second one does too.
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Aaron Na'vi Jefferies 13 years ago
Contradiction at its finest!

Christopher Buick 13 years ago
Awsome, I still get to play magic and mayhem!

Theis Kragh Rusfort 13 years ago
Windows 98...? HELL NO

HOOD RAT DOUG FUSCO 12 years ago
NOPE.NOPE

Mostly Harmless 11 years ago
If it's so great you shouldn't care, so yes

pikoaztlan 11 years ago
The N3DS can run Windows 95,soooooo

Joseph Schutmaat 13 years ago
*takes dust off N64.

IdkTbh 10 years ago
LOL feel ya there bro.

Ernestas 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

crowmechai 6 years ago
If its a fast 98 pc, then i would"nt mind.

MemeDream 10 years ago
I don't want to be content, I just want to be happy.

Septistachefist 9 years ago
Ouch

isaacgibney 10 years ago
i dont think there will be windows 98 so yes

Sam Nessim 13 years ago
If you're content no matter what, you won't need the latest tech for happiness...

meatloave 5 months ago
assuming 1998 level tech , hmmmmmm , this is a toughie . I loved Win 98 ( and expecially XP) but i really love spending time in Skrim , Stardew Vally and the worlds of Dragon Quest 8,9 and 11 ( as well as the others but i dont think theyre affected) so ill... [Show full comment]

Winged_Creature 11 years ago
Uh.... ..welllll. I can use other advanced technology that doesn't require Windows....soo YAY

Absanon 10 years ago
Windows 10

Ernestas 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Vonotono 9 years ago
I wanna tell you a thing... Go fuck yourself
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Patri 8 years ago
Lol i dont even know wut windows 98 even is

bkid789 11 years ago
i need it to wach youtube and pokemon

PlzNoPantyShotsOfMe 10 years ago
Easy, get someone else to use a time machine and create a way for time to be ebtn so that I can use other technology, or just ask aliens.

pwninggrenades 10 years ago
Im already using windows 98 jokes on you

Urocjon 8 years ago
But using technology PAST Windows 98. So You have to reverse Your Internet and computer technologies to pre 98". Because it says tehcnology, not only the OS.

Metar 11 years ago
Why not

Kimberley McBeitowlson 13 years ago
totally. not logged in as kimmy

Zackk5626 11 years ago
Heck noooo why would I wanna press that shit?!?!?!😡

DashDF 5 years ago
linux is older than windows 98 so i could tecnically still have a modern os

Zacheedoo 8 years ago
You can just hake windows 98 to windows 10

ConanLink69 10 years ago
not my laptop

Rowanstar 11 years ago
LOL windows 98

JasonVorhees117 11 years ago
Windows 98 would be cool

Uncookedham87 9 years ago
Does that inclue xp?

dinolord sonic 11 years ago
I AM NOT USING 98 unless good stuff is able to go on it

gjerocks 10 years ago
This dilemma is a paradox, my prosperous life filled with content needs the Nintendo Switch

Ltheawesome 8 years ago
I use apple wtf is a windows 98 is it recent or not lol

Ernestas 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Just a random senpai 10 years ago
God will be the only one who'll grant it

Smash8 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Motorhorn 9 years ago
Time to page my secretary!

Beefston 9 years ago
Brix are cool
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