Will You Press The Button?

DavidLetterman 11 years ago

What if my family is already dead?

SamuelSarver 9 years ago

thats sad

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among-kid 5 years ago

i hope you did not press the button

AzzyAzelf 2 years ago

i did 😈

Jvk1166z 11 years ago

If I had an alcoholic family of terrible people, I'd press it. I don't, so no.

JustARandomElf 9 years ago

I have a lot of family conflicts but I wouldn't ever be able to say "no downsides" here. bro i may be a monster but not THIS kind of monster

Valerie Dunn 13 years ago

-wow, i may not always get along with my family, and we might be severely dysfunctional, but to say, "No downsides!" you've got to be seriously fucked up.

YoloYester 5 years ago

I wholeheartedly agree.

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Filipkovarik 10 years ago

LOSE - WIN lolz :P

nobigdeal 10 years ago

You are sick if you pressed the button

AzzyAzelf 2 years ago

I just went to the doctor and he said my health was perfect so ummmmmm nuh uh 🙄

Cinders In Water 11 years ago

I can't beleive so many people don't love their family enought to even let them live. You would be hurting so many people by pressing this button. I'm so glad i have such a nice family, and for your own sakes, to the people that say "no downsides" PLEASE v... [Show full comment]

Jessica Emmas 13 years ago

not exactly a perfect life now is it?

danchajar 11 years ago

yeah it is actually horrible

John Callahan 13 years ago

Doesn't specify how long it will be until they die, nor does it define 'tragicly'

LoneDragon 8 years ago

Since when is a death NOT tragic?!?!

Novanium 11 years ago

M'lady

Owain452 10 years ago

Every death is tragic, and it doesn't say they die immediately.

Victor Imse Vimse Spindel 13 years ago

Mohahaha

kelse 10 years ago

*BATMAN LAUGHS*

meatloave 2 years ago

Idiot

UranusAbove 9 years ago

Um... If my entire family died tragically and immediately, I would say that is far from a perfect life. Therefore, this button creates a paradox depending who is pushing it, and I don't like paradoxes, so no, I will win their affections the normal way.

CowboySealMan 11 years ago

No thanks, I'll do it the hard way

anordinaryday 9 years ago

We are mortal. Doesn't specify when.

zelda of hyrule 12 years ago

dude, i ain't about to sacrifice my family for love! :(

spiral 10 years ago

Well... I'm 13... so I'll wait a couple years..

Joey Cary Jr. 13 years ago

Never says when they die. So why not be shot when they are suffering of old age and die quicker

MyMommySucksOnMyDildo 11 years ago

I Need My Mommy Sucking On My Fucking Dildo BITCH

Reivax190 7 years ago

Already going to happen

LetMeHomuHomuYou 11 years ago

I don't have family anymore

Squid1105 11 years ago

Just have another imaginary family and they will be gone instead.. #loopholes

BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago

I love my 5yo brother too much- even if I get to date Danny Avidan in exchange for his life

The1GoldenGryphon 11 years ago

It's not worth it.

Vikthorn 10 years ago

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Max Dilola AhlstrÃ¶m 13 years ago

No i pressed the button but i didn't mean too

ChiipaAwesomeness 12 years ago

What.. The... Hell....

Phanismyotp 10 years ago

it doesn't say WHEN they die, just that they will.

FLOuOUvU 3 years ago

It's no downside to me.

commentdebator 11 years ago

That would just be selfish wouldn't it

Cats_Cats_Laughin_Babys 11 years ago

What if I already killed them in a barn on the planet Gallifrey while also killing everyone else on Gallifrey and also killing all the enemies of Gallifrey as well

3PercentNinja 5 years ago

Easiest no of my entire life, just dumb

Glorialife 11 years ago

What if I don't love that person anymore?

marxman 9 years ago

Eh. Parents died a few years back—Dad through a stroke, Mom to cancer. No siblings.

Qwerty123456uiop7890 8 years ago

Im sorry

Catowoo 12 years ago

Fuck NO.

ipic909 11 years ago

my perfect live would be that they would be back from live sooo yeah ahh press the button always so many loopholes :)

Memeber 10 years ago

any death is tragic for my family...... so when they die from whatever death they will, its not changed. still tragic.

Irakli Pashalishvili 13 years ago

She loves me back so..

sampirex 11 years ago

I'm sorry un named crush...

kelse 10 years ago

*BATMAN LAUGHS*

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 4 months ago

uhhhhh I don't know, I assume htey mean romantic love, so this doesn't apply to me anyway

tails999 11 years ago

WHEN and HOW will they die? If they die in an exploding, er, something, I am fine with that, as long as I am able to hear their last words in person.

Lil-fity1 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

BrisbaneLionscracked 4 years ago

Family> girl

VannDTR 11 years ago

I HATE MY FAMILY SO MUCH!

Jacobmpp 9 years ago

Isn't all death tragic and 100% likely thus the downside won't change anything

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