The person you love will love you back and you get to live a perfect life with them
but
Every single person in your immediate family will die tragically
I will not


among-kid3 years ago
i hope you did not press the button

Sochs11 months ago
i did 😈

DavidLetterman9 years ago
What if my family is already dead?

SamuelSarver8 years ago
thats sad
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Jvk1166z9 years ago
If I had an alcoholic family of terrible people, I'd press it. I don't, so no.

JustARandomElf7 years ago
I have a lot of family conflicts but I wouldn't ever be able to say "no downsides" here. bro i may be a monster but not THIS kind of monster

Valerie Dunn12 years ago
-wow, i may not always get along with my family, and we might be severely dysfunctional, but to say, "No downsides!" you've got to be seriously fucked up.

YoloYester4 years ago
I wholeheartedly agree.
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Filipkovarik9 years ago
LOSE - WIN lolz :P

nobigdeal9 years ago
You are sick if you pressed the button

Sochs11 months ago
I just went to the doctor and he said my health was perfect so ummmmmm nuh uh 🙄

Cinders In Water9 years ago
I can't beleive so many people don't love their family enought to even let them live. You would be hurting so many people by pressing this button. I'm so glad i have such a nice family, and for your own sakes, to the people that say "no downsides" PLEASE v...[Show full comment]

Jessica Emmas12 years ago
not exactly a perfect life now is it?

danchajar9 years ago
yeah it is actually horrible

John Callahan12 years ago
Doesn't specify how long it will be until they die, nor does it define 'tragicly'

pisskink2 years ago
man family dont matter, IM CUMMIN FOR U BBG HFEHUH4UIH

Djwolf9099 years ago
my family is all not single so ya no one is going die!

arianna522610 years ago
There is no way I'm losing my family.

NerdyTurtle9 years ago
Fuck you and every thing you stand for you bitch

William Bishop12 years ago
Bro, good knowing you.

chonkeymonk3y12349 years ago
It said i live a perfect life.... that includes my immediate family cuz i need them for a perfect life

BigChungus10094 years ago
I"d rather live a normal life.

Colum319 years ago
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DashingFreak9 years ago
idiot

LoneDragon7 years ago
Since when is a death NOT tragic?!?!

Novanium10 years ago
M'lady

Owain4529 years ago
Every death is tragic, and it doesn't say they die immediately.

Victor Imse Vimse Spindel12 years ago
Mohahaha

UranusAbove7 years ago
Um... If my entire family died tragically and immediately, I would say that is far from a perfect life. Therefore, this button creates a paradox depending who is pushing it, and I don't like paradoxes, so no, I will win their affections the normal way.

CowboySealMan10 years ago
No thanks, I'll do it the hard way

kelse9 years ago
*BATMAN LAUGHS*

meatloave2 months ago
Idiot

spiral9 years ago
Well... I'm 13... so I'll wait a couple years..

anordinaryday8 years ago
We are mortal. Doesn't specify when.

zelda of hyrule11 years ago
dude, i ain't about to sacrifice my family for love! :(

Reivax1905 years ago
Already going to happen

LetMeHomuHomuYou10 years ago
I don't have family anymore

Joey Cary Jr.12 years ago
Never says when they die. So why not be shot when they are suffering of old age and die quicker

MyMommySucksOnMyDildo9 years ago
I Need My Mommy Sucking On My Fucking Dildo BITCH

Vikthorn9 years ago
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Max Dilola Ahlström12 years ago
No i pressed the button but i didn't mean too

Squid11059 years ago
Just have another imaginary family and they will be gone instead.. #loopholes

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago
I love my 5yo brother too much- even if I get to date Danny Avidan in exchange for his life

The1GoldenGryphon10 years ago
It's not worth it.

FLOuOUvU2 years ago
It's no downside to me.

commentdebator9 years ago
That would just be selfish wouldn't it

ChiipaAwesomeness10 years ago
What.. The... Hell....

Phanismyotp9 years ago
it doesn't say WHEN they die, just that they will.

marxman8 years ago
Eh. Parents died a few years back—Dad through a stroke, Mom to cancer. No siblings.

Qwerty123456uiop78907 years ago
Im sorry

Catowoo11 years ago
Fuck NO.

Cats_Cats_Laughin_Babys9 years ago
What if I already killed them in a barn on the planet Gallifrey while also killing everyone else on Gallifrey and also killing all the enemies of Gallifrey as well

3PercentNinja4 years ago
Easiest no of my entire life, just dumb

Glorialife9 years ago
What if I don't love that person anymore?

Irakli Pashalishvili12 years ago
She loves me back so..

sampirex9 years ago
I'm sorry un named crush...

ipic90910 years ago
my perfect live would be that they would be back from live sooo yeah ahh press the button always so many loopholes :)
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