Will You Press The Button?

Isabel DePaul 13 years ago

Use the blood from your uterus to teleport. Be able to teleport and never have a period again.

fifnbas last year

im not a fucking foid

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AisCool 9 years ago

Technically you don't hAVE to teleport so you could just press it and not use the power unless you really needed it

yori223 2 years ago

great minds think alike

Bowjangls 10 years ago

Long trips as in state to state or planet to planet?

meatloave 2 years ago

excellent question ! Galaxy to Galaxy. From any point on Earth to any point in our galaxy requires 1 drop only.

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entj1408 6 years ago

Just...don't go far away.

belle29 9 years ago

it says you "can" ...always better to have the option

Nightpytt 9 years ago

I would just teleport away from conversations

Mitchk14 9 years ago

Rob a blood bank

Jordi Nye 13 years ago

I will use all rapists and serial killers blood

rinacerous997 5 years ago

YES

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Riflescoop 9 years ago

ummm... attaches IV needle to arm.

TheAllmighty212 9 years ago

I will do multiple small teleports to get to places

PeterMcLeod 10 years ago

raid a blood bank

googlyeye59 10 years ago

Nope nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

ErdoS 10 years ago

little bits of blood at a time, my brothers...

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

I only pressed it for another reason,not teleport...

Amanda Sapienzo 13 years ago

This is some Fullmetal Alchemist-ish bullshit.

Greeninja5 9 years ago

No it"s law of equivalent exchange, fma is based off it

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Jed Lee 13 years ago

so if I find someone at an accident. I can use any unnecessary blood (dead people, or excess blood that's bleeding out from a survivor) to save lives. in general if you don't use it for bad things, there is no downside to this power..

Quartzfire 10 years ago

Even though I agree with you, it both specifies that you have to kill somebody to get the blood and it's too vague. How much blood would it need? What exactly is a long trip? Distance depends of your technological level. What is a long distance on foot doe... [Show full comment]

Luke Edwin Guymer 13 years ago

Didnt even think about it. Press

Wesley Tucker 13 years ago

make multiple small teleportations.

Baughg1 10 years ago

The bofy dosent make blood it reuses old blood

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Matty Mo McKay 13 years ago

They all would die for a good cause

TheDisguisedFlamingo 8 years ago

Umm... just get a small cut and insert like, 1 drop of blood. BOOM TELEPORT

Codster1235 11 years ago

we could kill some one then teleport away

MrsEvansHiddleston 9 years ago

If female, use period blood. If male, become a mortician... When you embalm, collect all the deceased"s blood before injecting formaldehyde instead of letting it go down the drain. Heck, if female, become a mortician! We need less sexist embalmers in the field xD

Elmster401 11 years ago

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Koavire121 6 months ago

BLOOD IS FUEL.

Connor89 10 years ago

YESSSS

MariaZanith 10 years ago

*maniacal laughter from girls everywhere*

wisecrack3 11 years ago

hey dad, i need to borrow something

Mark23 4 years ago

Can’t I use an animals blood?

Spewkies 10 years ago

I guess, I live with small warps.

JakeDion 9 years ago

So women can just up and leave anywhere once a month and im at home doing short trips to the corner store. FML

shea0506 11 years ago

What if u turn into a vampire? Problem solved!

SnakeToes 6 years ago

I see no downside, only side effects

Anonamoose_pvpz 11 years ago

Downside? I get to kill people AND teleport win win

Turetheee 9 years ago

Good I can to when I kill a baby then a human then be a super human

Alkeniw 11 years ago

Only use it when needed

BaronPaprika 12 years ago

become a master assasssin

Fat Greta 11 years ago

I can always teleport to a hospital and borrow a blood bag on my way. If not, vampires are hot, just saying

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

i won't just take it to teleport... ;)

DJP185 8 years ago

I wouldnt because it never said you were a girl

HAZZARD123 11 years ago

Or steal blood from a blood bank

qwefgghb last year

I come from china

Coolgdude997 10 years ago

Steal it from the hospital

Andreas Mephistophilis 13 years ago

this is one of the best powers I've read about

Cammeeron 9 years ago

Use the blood of the dead

LordMark 11 years ago

Simple. Go to the government and prove you are a super hero. Then they will make it a law to donate blood on a regular basis(say, half a pint a week). This should be more than enough to do any and all teleporting.

RareTimesCome 11 years ago

I hated my mom anyway.

WorkTeam 9 years ago

"kill a human for their blood." Wow, never thought you need to kill everyone from America to Antartica.

HPWAS 11 years ago

You never know who would be willing to volunteer, or maybe get 20 people who each use just a little blood? There are sufficiently worthy uses for teleportation to justify a voluntary contribution.

Billboxhead 10 years ago

Step 1: Become an executioner. Step 2: Kill murderers and criminals and take blood. Step 3: Profit.

Pjofangirl 12 years ago

I'm good.

BlueRox000 5 years ago

I’ll rob a blood bank for this

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