Will You Press The Button?

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

I'll just go away on some "mission of her utmost importance" after nine years and never come back. LOOPHOLE

RubySkinner 8 years ago

Sounds like a good plan

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Canesminior 11 years ago

Just retire after nine years and you're safe.

TheMaskedMan 10 years ago

What if they don't allow you to? Better to just get a plane and get the hell out of there.

AlyssaShaltry 8 years ago

That escalated quickly

VirginiaHB 9 years ago

Just leave after 9 years and however many days before the plague

TurtleGalaxy 9 years ago

Im not a dude. So They dont kill me. Cool.

Jensj 5 years ago

Darkhex, sooo my moms a dude?

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Hotgarbage 8 years ago

Wtf♐♌🔁♌🔁🔁⛎♈♈♏♌🔂♓🔀♐♓◀♓♏⏪⛎◀♍◀♌♏

rootstown7 5 years ago

what

Ryan Isawsome 13 years ago

Ill just write this as a prophecy, and say that when the time comes, bring me back to my home planet.

SeñiorSmoothybuns 9 years ago

But then if they can make the trip twice, then they'll have no problem doing it again to come back and kill you.

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autocar66 10 years ago

The only upside here is that people know there are aliens and thats basicly it...

the117doctor 10 years ago

Contingency plan bitches! I CAN DELIVER VIA PROPHECY!

DaPenguin 11 years ago

Well if I'm a god I cant die. I can kill them back. UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DreamInSepsis 2 years ago

it explicitly says that you're hailed as a god there but you're just a dude

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Benjy Pugh 13 years ago

Hahahaha that is fucked!

xXbuttonking255Xx 11 years ago

What Ryan sain so bad side?

TMCalexplayZ 9 years ago

EHHH NO THANX

Frieza Jr 10 years ago

At least i get 10 years of GODLY LIFE

Violauhluh 9 years ago

Lol hide till plague kills them

Cheese#2 10 years ago

NOOOOO

DriJustSaidThat 11 years ago

Just go back to earth on the 9th year for "god business" make someone else the god, and there's no downside.

RizeKamishiro 11 years ago

Just use my Kagune no downside

stink17 11 years ago

but only your character has a kagune not you

Rhyce Forrester 13 years ago

Probalim solved take a poop befor they torture u then they will have to stop immidiatly

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

Save the world from crap as a god

Simon Peperkamp 13 years ago

Suicide after 9 years?

lazoreffect 10 years ago

Then I'll fight back. No downside

TheMaskedMan 10 years ago

You can fight off aliens? What if they are fifteen feet tall and there are MILLIONS of them?!

I_Love_Donuts 11 years ago

Translation: Seem Holy And Turn Out To Be A Big Poser, Or Not Get Killed By The People Who Believe You're Holy

Mrjtlolinboy33 10 years ago

This is creative too bad I'm not that adventurous to do such a thing for a decade

supahslayah 11 years ago

Couldn't you just commit suicide or ask someone to kill you before 10 years so then you don't have to get tortured. Loopholes are the best.

Mr_tuxed0 9 years ago

Just go on a mission somewhere else on the ninth year

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago

I'll tell them I'm going to the bathroom and take off in a small pod or whatever (After 9 and 1/2 years)

HotSauceBear 12 years ago

aw naw

Ender7 10 years ago

hi

Bobyyb 8 years ago

How about science

Levi Garrett 13 years ago

Gotcha!

Z33VOX 10 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK!

EmperorFelony 10 years ago

That escalated.

rebot449 11 years ago

I can just make the plague never exist by deleting them.

AdmiralTrainstorm 9 years ago

Fucking great! I would reject myself as being a god.

Vector Breaker 11 years ago

I línea feel bad for t'he aliena, I don't want yo lié to them ... I still pressed the Butrón though

RightCheckGirl 9 years ago

I wont be killed by fawking aliens after 10 years being god FU#k that

Uwawa 10 years ago

Tell them its Becose they Made ther God Unhappy Expoit the SHIT out of them till evry singel one dies , then die to the few survivers

Malcolmxt 10 years ago

Just say to bring me home with all my stuff and rule earth without a plage

TheOltsuBoy 11 years ago

I'll leave before the 10 years.

Co_rnd 3 years ago

I already have 5 months left to live due to my cancer

just passing 12 years ago

i'll stay 9 years then say i have god business to take care of

crazysun02 11 years ago

Guys when a plaque Hits US we wont coming out there alive

Mammajuju 8 years ago

Who would want that ?

Sxysami69 10 years ago

Go out like a Firework baby!!!

Acidishere 9 years ago

Amy (Markipliers gf) would love this one -v-

DrWho3607 10 years ago

Go back to Earth 9 years later

KittyC23 11 years ago

I have an army. Win/Win

Kanye Howlter 11 years ago

yolo

Bossmangameryt 10 years ago

At least i will have 10 good years

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