Will You Press The Button?

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

I'll just go away on some "mission of her utmost importance" after nine years and never come back. LOOPHOLE

RubySkinner 8 years ago

Sounds like a good plan

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Canesminior 11 years ago

Just retire after nine years and you're safe.

TheMaskedMan 10 years ago

What if they don't allow you to? Better to just get a plane and get the hell out of there.

AlyssaShaltry 8 years ago

That escalated quickly

VirginiaHB 9 years ago

Just leave after 9 years and however many days before the plague

TurtleGalaxy 9 years ago

Im not a dude. So They dont kill me. Cool.

Jensj 5 years ago

Darkhex, sooo my moms a dude?

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Hotgarbage 8 years ago

Wtf♐♌🔁♌🔁🔁⛎♈♈♏♌🔂♓🔀♐♓◀♓♏⏪⛎◀♍◀♌♏

rootstown7 5 years ago

what

Ryan Isawsome 13 years ago

Ill just write this as a prophecy, and say that when the time comes, bring me back to my home planet.

SeñiorSmoothybuns 9 years ago

But then if they can make the trip twice, then they'll have no problem doing it again to come back and kill you.

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autocar66 10 years ago

The only upside here is that people know there are aliens and thats basicly it...

the117doctor 10 years ago

Contingency plan bitches! I CAN DELIVER VIA PROPHECY!

DaPenguin 11 years ago

Well if I'm a god I cant die. I can kill them back. UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DreamInSepsis 2 years ago

it explicitly says that you're hailed as a god there but you're just a dude

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Benjy Pugh 13 years ago

Hahahaha that is fucked!

Mammajuju 8 years ago

Who would want that ?

Sxysami69 10 years ago

Go out like a Firework baby!!!

crazysun02 11 years ago

Guys when a plaque Hits US we wont coming out there alive

DrWho3607 10 years ago

Go back to Earth 9 years later

Acidishere 9 years ago

Amy (Markipliers gf) would love this one -v-

Kanye Howlter 11 years ago

yolo

Bossmangameryt 10 years ago

At least i will have 10 good years

KittyC23 11 years ago

I have an army. Win/Win

Skullcrusher420 10 years ago

How will they kill you most are I'll or struck by the plaque so they"re to weak to kill

happyhuna278 11 years ago

Well I am God so and I have never die ya bitch

Chiller 6 years ago

I think being smart is better than being powerful

David Spencer 13 years ago

sounds like a good movie... oh and LOOPHOLE: id use my godly powers to leave before the 10 years are up.

Lucci 11 years ago

What the point then

veemon1992 9 years ago

after 9 years use you god powers to have them build a massive spacecraft and get the hell out

Mac10308 10 years ago

Either way you for basically

Killer darkness 11 years ago

But your a God you can't die I think it was a lot to read

BristolBrick 10 years ago

I'm too racist to enjoy it anyways.

Armstrong4president 11 years ago

Sorry, cant play god. Period.

DreamInSepsis 2 years ago

i know everyone's saying "retire after 9 years" but specifically mentioning to go back to earth would be good. but also, like, even though it's a utopia there, i don't wanna leave earth, or my family, or my friends, by going there

knurfa 12 years ago

leave before the 10 years are over

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 11 years ago

Y not m8

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

hey 9 years of being treated like a god is great. then tell them ur god has to leave and leave before the plague

Kawaii___Potato 10 years ago

SO MANY TEXT!!!

Dankmemes41 9 years ago

Write a proficy when this happens they are supposed to bring you home and if the aliens kill you the planet will explode

Dankmemes41 9 years ago

Prophecy

Birdsie 10 years ago

I'll write a prophecy, about my wrath, and that if my wishes are not satiated enough I will unleash a plague upon them. Then instead of killing me, they will fear me even more.

MattyLikesGames2 11 years ago

I mean, it doesn't say I can't go back.

Reign 11 years ago

solution? suicide madafaka

Saeko12356 11 years ago

Well shiiiiiiiit

mfabulous 10 years ago

I tell them the gods home is being destroyed and 2 bring me back 2 earth so I can tell them that the plague is neccasary 4 the gods survival

lol331 5 years ago

just say you are not a god over 10000000000000000000000 times a second

Lily Finn O'Brien 13 years ago

Road to El Dorado?

Vexa12 10 years ago

this is some road to el dorado shit isn't it

happyhuna278 11 years ago

I am god and I have never died ya bit**

Limenotlemon 10 years ago

Well you can know about the plague and find a cure before it hits and boom

The Fool 11 years ago

Holy shit aliens torture!

Persassyjackson 9 years ago

I can find about 20 loop holes out of this honestly

Francesca Taylor 13 years ago

Okay!

pokeguy 11 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

MattyLikesGames2 11 years ago

"norn"

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jackfiddilydims 9 years ago

but you will be a god... REBELL

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