Will You Press The Button?

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

I'll just go away on some "mission of her utmost importance" after nine years and never come back. LOOPHOLE

RubySkinner7 years ago

Sounds like a good plan

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Canesminior9 years ago

Just retire after nine years and you're safe.

TheMaskedMan8 years ago

What if they don't allow you to? Better to just get a plane and get the hell out of there.

AlyssaShaltry7 years ago

That escalated quickly

Hotgarbage7 years ago

Wtf♐♌🔁♌🔁🔁⛎♈♈♏♌🔂♓🔀♐♓◀♓♏⏪⛎◀♍◀♌♏

rootstown73 years ago

what

VirginiaHB7 years ago

Just leave after 9 years and however many days before the plague

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Im not a dude. So They dont kill me. Cool.

Jensj4 years ago

Darkhex, sooo my moms a dude?

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Ryan Isawsome12 years ago

Ill just write this as a prophecy, and say that when the time comes, bring me back to my home planet.

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago

But then if they can make the trip twice, then they'll have no problem doing it again to come back and kill you.

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autocar668 years ago

The only upside here is that people know there are aliens and thats basicly it...

the117doctor8 years ago

Contingency plan bitches! I CAN DELIVER VIA PROPHECY!

DaPenguin9 years ago

Well if I'm a god I cant die. I can kill them back. UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DreamInSepsis9 months ago

it explicitly says that you're hailed as a god there but you're just a dude

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Benjy Pugh12 years ago

Hahahaha that is fucked!

Armstrong4president9 years ago

Sorry, cant play god. Period.

DreamInSepsis9 months ago

i know everyone's saying "retire after 9 years" but specifically mentioning to go back to earth would be good. but also, like, even though it's a utopia there, i don't wanna leave earth, or my family, or my friends, by going there

knurfa11 years ago

leave before the 10 years are over

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

hey 9 years of being treated like a god is great. then tell them ur god has to leave and leave before the plague

Kawaii___Potato8 years ago

SO MANY TEXT!!!

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

Y not m8

Birdsie9 years ago

I'll write a prophecy, about my wrath, and that if my wishes are not satiated enough I will unleash a plague upon them. Then instead of killing me, they will fear me even more.

MattyLikesGames29 years ago

I mean, it doesn't say I can't go back.

Dankmemes418 years ago

Write a proficy when this happens they are supposed to bring you home and if the aliens kill you the planet will explode

Dankmemes418 years ago

Prophecy

Saeko123569 years ago

Well shiiiiiiiit

mfabulous8 years ago

I tell them the gods home is being destroyed and 2 bring me back 2 earth so I can tell them that the plague is neccasary 4 the gods survival

Reign9 years ago

solution? suicide madafaka

Vexa128 years ago

this is some road to el dorado shit isn't it

happyhuna2789 years ago

I am god and I have never died ya bit**

lol3314 years ago

just say you are not a god over 10000000000000000000000 times a second

Lily Finn O'Brien12 years ago

Road to El Dorado?

The Fool9 years ago

Holy shit aliens torture!

Persassyjackson7 years ago

I can find about 20 loop holes out of this honestly

Francesca Taylor12 years ago

Okay!

Limenotlemon9 years ago

Well you can know about the plague and find a cure before it hits and boom

pokeguy9 years ago

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MattyLikesGames29 years ago

"norn"

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jackfiddilydims8 years ago

but you will be a god... REBELL

Michael jackson9 years ago

Uhh......,.no

Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago

Leave at 9 years and 11 months aww yeah

X_H3rman_X4 months ago

I don't want to be Viktor

Nix10 years ago

Ten years of tentacle sex? I'm down.

patrikcath9 years ago

Waterfuck :D

Ã†lun Crombie12 years ago

Kill them all before the 10 years is up

Foxtail4998 years ago

Dawn

KilledHolyWater8 years ago

I'll say fuck you and nuke the utopia

Nneonn9 years ago

Oh no! Who would do such a thing! Ahhhhh save us oh great Human!

Titanlord019 years ago

id make 10 years=eternity

KingJr9 years ago

a god for ten years then go back home to earth

SUPERMYSTERY9 years ago

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