72550 (76%) 23004 (24%)
72550 (76%) people have pressed this button, while 23004 (24%) did not.
You have the opportunity to fix all the worlds problems (disease, famine, war, poverty etc.)
but
You can never masturbate again.
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Blinky3 months ago
i'll fix that problem then

Dk_the_gr89 years ago
A problem of the world is that I can't masturbate. LOOPHOLE!

ThePaulDude3 years ago
No dude, just, no.
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Brian Bellos12 years ago
Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

sauro2 months ago
hell yeah, never accept just a nobel prize for fixing the world
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EmperorBethany6729 years ago
I don't masterbate anyway so i'm fine

spurius1878 years ago
Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities

Spiderp8 years ago
What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.

LesbianPotato7 years ago
o hell no

نور الحسين فرحان نازل كاطع12 years ago
Sex is not mastubation Right ?

QNightwatcher4 years ago
that is touching yourself
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Brian Bellos12 years ago
Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago
I dont even do that so XD

thedepressedone9 years ago
Girls can masterbate too you know. Dumb fucks!😑

lukezaboss9 years ago
FUCK MASTURBATING!!!!!!

نور الحسين فرحان نازل كاطع12 years ago
Sex is not mastubation Right ?

SeabassJames9 years ago
If I can't use my hand, could I use my mouth?
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Michael Curtis12 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Sean Matthews12 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Nick Pedersen12 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

P78 years ago
Nice way of thinking bro

Sean Matthews12 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Michael Curtis12 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Dylan Holmes12 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't

Cory Glass12 years ago
No.

Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Cory Glass12 years ago
No.

Nick Pedersen12 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.

Tezzy Moretti12 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit

Dylan Holmes12 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Brandon Breese12 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell

Tezzy Moretti12 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit

Brandon Breese12 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell

FatheredPuma819 years ago
World problem #1: I'm not god.

Leondrore Liption12 years ago
Sorry everybody. erm..

ScreachyBoi7 years ago
You know everyone who clicked yes is a virgin. Admit it.

guyir4 years ago
you mean no?

Kristiyan Gechev9 years ago
i dont even masturbate

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago
I don't do that anyhow, and I don't plan to, so... YAY, WORLD PEACE!

GoldenApple10 years ago
an opposite gender would be grateful

Dravento8 years ago
Or you know i could just have sex

teknically9 years ago
O.o why masturbate when u can do the real thing

thegreenrex9 years ago
I dont give a fuck about masturbating

Kiko Avin 10 years ago
I don't do that anyway

JonBehan13 years ago
Does it count as masturbation if you use a fleshlight?

the obsidian man9 years ago
i dont masterbate where do i sign?

Niklas Leeuwin12 years ago
humans suck.

yusuf32734 years ago
Corona already exists in real life

Comrade_Sowbeast3609 years ago
Well i can get lucky for a reward after what i did so no masturbation wouldnt be a problemo

Mikeiscool8 years ago
Doesn't that create a problem?

Ellisboy2239 years ago
i'm trying to stop that anyway so why not cure everything else on the way.

SinonMercer7 years ago
Even without the downside I wouldn't have pressed it. Overpopulation. But the downside is an automatic hell fucking no.

xss9 years ago
I fail to see the downside!

miniongirly8 years ago
done and done
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