73907 (76%) 23604 (24%)
73907 (76%) people have pressed this button, while 23604 (24%) did not.
You have the opportunity to fix all the worlds problems (disease, famine, war, poverty etc.)
but
You can never masturbate again.
Next

Blinky 2 years ago
i'll fix that problem then

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago
A problem of the world is that I can't masturbate. LOOPHOLE!

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
No dude, just, no.
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Brian Bellos 13 years ago
Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

sauro 2 years ago
hell yeah, never accept just a nobel prize for fixing the world
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EmperorBethany672 10 years ago
I don't masterbate anyway so i'm fine

spurius187 9 years ago
Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities

SkylerRanker last year
yas

Spiderp 10 years ago
What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?

نور الحسين فرحان نازل كاطع 13 years ago
Sex is not mastubation Right ?

QNightwatcher 5 years ago
that is touching yourself
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ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago
To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.

LesbianPotato 8 years ago
o hell no

Brian Bellos 13 years ago
Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots 10 years ago
I dont even do that so XD

نور الحسين فرحان نازل كاطع 13 years ago
Sex is not mastubation Right ?

SeabassJames 10 years ago
If I can't use my hand, could I use my mouth?
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thedepressedone 11 years ago
Girls can masterbate too you know. Dumb fucks!😑

Michael Curtis 13 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Sean Matthews 13 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Nick Pedersen 13 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

P7 10 years ago
Nice way of thinking bro

Sean Matthews 13 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Michael Curtis 13 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago
Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Cory Glass 13 years ago
No.

Cory Glass 13 years ago
No.

Nick Pedersen 13 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago
Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Brandon Breese 13 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit

tabs_reaper 4 years ago
Who would even want to in the first place

TheOltsuBoy 11 years ago
Who cares about masturbation right?

oscarw 11 years ago
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The farting turtle 10 years ago
Will I don't know what master bate is but who cares? Problems gone people

that1walrusguy 12 years ago
Masturbation doesn't include intercourse, and nobody said someone ELSE can't do it for you. haHA! >:D

tacodog 10 years ago
Whoever didn't press the button is MESSED UP!

LesbianPotato 8 years ago
I'm messed up Also stop liking ya own comment

my name does not matter 11 years ago
Someone could do it for me....

syrenous 10 years ago
win win soo

Randy Arruda 13 years ago
"Hey there good looking, want to spend the night with the one that saved the world?" Then have non-masturbatory sex. 83

ConnorLego 6 years ago
Downside?

evanthecannon 11 years ago
i need to stop fapping anyway

jMorrison 10 years ago
haha all these people in the comments who value their own pleasure over the sake of the world would make me regret pushing the button.

xXKittenXx 11 years ago
I'm perfectly fine with that! :D

Proteus-Grayson 10 years ago
If I stopped all that shit I'd be drownin in pussy anyway. Never need to mastutbate 🙂

Eleanor Sinnet 11 years ago
well someone can masturbate for me? xD

JjButtonBoi 9 years ago
Everyone who didn't push the button are some selfish freaks

qp2001 11 years ago
I would have sex i saved the world

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago
Who would know you saved it? I doubt you would bring all the people of the world to see you press the ____ button.

ClownPenis 10 years ago
It doesnt say that i can never masturbate again

zdodger 12 years ago
fix the prostitute problem so its legal and free, then you dont need to jack off

Chen_Jerry 3 years ago
Good things come in pairs.

EdgyMemes 11 years ago
What if you are a girl?

guyir 5 years ago
you can't masturbate?

Howard Ivey 13 years ago
Well...
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