To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.
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LesbianPotato8 years ago
o hell no
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Brian Bellos13 years ago
Think of all the thank you blowjobs.
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panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots10 years ago
I dont even do that so XD
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نور Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† نازل كاطع13 years ago
Girls can masterbate too you know. Dumb fucks!😑
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Michael Curtis13 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs
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Sean Matthews13 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there
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Nick Pedersen13 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.
P710 years ago
Nice way of thinking bro
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Sean Matthews13 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there
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Michael Curtis13 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs
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Dylan Holmes13 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?
ThatGuyOnTheStreet11 years ago
Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't
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Dana Adhene Andreassen13 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.
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Cory Glass13 years ago
No.
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Cory Glass13 years ago
No.
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Nick Pedersen13 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.
ThatGuyOnTheStreet11 years ago
Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.
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Tezzy Moretti13 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit
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Dylan Holmes13 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?
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Dana Adhene Andreassen13 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.
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Brandon Breese13 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell
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Tezzy Moretti13 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit
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tabs_reaper4 years ago
Who would even want to in the first place
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TheOltsuBoy11 years ago
Who cares about masturbation right?
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oscarw11 years ago
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The farting turtle10 years ago
Will I don't know what master bate is but who cares? Problems gone people
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that1walrusguy12 years ago
Masturbation doesn't include intercourse, and nobody said someone ELSE can't do it for you. haHA! >:D
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tacodog10 years ago
Whoever didn't press the button is MESSED UP!
LesbianPotato8 years ago
I'm messed up
Also stop liking ya own comment
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my name does not matter11 years ago
Someone could do it for me....
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syrenous10 years ago
win win soo
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Randy Arruda13 years ago
"Hey there good looking, want to spend the night with the one that saved the world?" Then have non-masturbatory sex. 83
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ConnorLego6 years ago
Downside?
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evanthecannon11 years ago
i need to stop fapping anyway
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jMorrison10 years ago
haha all these people in the comments who value their own pleasure over the sake of the world would make me regret pushing the button.
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xXKittenXx11 years ago
I'm perfectly fine with that! :D
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Proteus-Grayson10 years ago
If I stopped all that shit I'd be drownin in pussy anyway. Never need to mastutbate 🙂
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Eleanor Sinnet 11 years ago
well someone can masturbate for me? xD
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JjButtonBoi9 years ago
Everyone who didn't push the button are some selfish freaks
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qp200111 years ago
I would have sex i saved the world
ThatGuyOnTheStreet11 years ago
Who would know you saved it? I doubt you would bring all the people of the world to see you press the ____ button.
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ClownPenis10 years ago
It doesnt say that i can never masturbate again
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zdodger12 years ago
fix the prostitute problem so its legal and free, then you dont need to jack off
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