Will You Press The Button?

Blinky 2 years ago

i'll fix that problem then

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

A problem of the world is that I can't masturbate. LOOPHOLE!

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

No dude, just, no.

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Brian Bellos 13 years ago

Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

sauro 2 years ago

hell yeah, never accept just a nobel prize for fixing the world

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EmperorBethany672 10 years ago

I don't masterbate anyway so i'm fine

spurius187 9 years ago

Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities

SkylerRanker last year

yas

Spiderp 10 years ago

What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?

Ù†ÙˆØ± Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† Ù†Ø§Ø²Ù„ ÙƒØ§Ø·Ø¹ 13 years ago

Sex is not mastubation Right ?

QNightwatcher 5 years ago

that is touching yourself

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ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.

LesbianPotato 8 years ago

o hell no

Brian Bellos 13 years ago

Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

Ù†ÙˆØ± Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† Ù†Ø§Ø²Ù„ ÙƒØ§Ø·Ø¹ 13 years ago

Sex is not mastubation Right ?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

If I can't use my hand, could I use my mouth?

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panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots 10 years ago

I dont even do that so XD

thedepressedone 11 years ago

Girls can masterbate too you know. Dumb fucks!ðŸ˜‘

Michael Curtis 13 years ago

Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Sean Matthews 13 years ago

It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Nick Pedersen 13 years ago

If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

P7 10 years ago

Nice way of thinking bro

Sean Matthews 13 years ago

It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Michael Curtis 13 years ago

Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago

Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago

You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Cory Glass 13 years ago

No.

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago

Pffft...Fuck that shit

Cory Glass 13 years ago

No.

Nick Pedersen 13 years ago

If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago

You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago

Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago

Pffft...Fuck that shit

Brandon Breese 13 years ago

People don't deserve it but what the hell

BlazikenZack 6 years ago

I can now get us out of quarantine!!! Thx

crazydude99 11 years ago

Guys imagine all the puss- I mean think people! World hunger gone!

EternalLuiz 10 years ago

My Girlfriend says thank you in a special way

XBLOBX 11 years ago

Does sex count???

JGK 10 years ago

Me not masturbating = world problem. I will throw things. BUT I can solve all world problems so >:3 i ' m s o s o r r y

Lord_Valerius 11 years ago

Why would I want to help the world if I gain nothing from it?

Normaliniy 7 months ago

What is this dilemma man. "Your life becomes absolutely perfect and you're the international hero but it costs you a minor inconvenience."

scw22 11 years ago

nooooooooooooooooooo

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

But I'm a girl

ArionnaWilliamsMoore 8 years ago

Do it for the people!!!Press button

james5734 11 years ago

The fact that a lot of these questions have to do with s## disgusts me

Cookie_cat 4 years ago

i aint no weakling

BartekTomasik 9 years ago

Someone aoready pressed the button.

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ThePaulDude 10 years ago

I didn't press the button out of not caring about saving the world.

insaninater 12 years ago

I imagine if you fixed all the worlds problems, you'd have some people ready to show you their gratitude. If nobody is willing to help you get off after you make the world perfect, this world deserves to burn.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Then it deserves, because no one would do it if they don't even know you did it, they only know it happened, and you wouldn't have literally ANY proof about it.