Will You Press The Button?

Blinky4 months ago

i'll fix that problem then

Dk_the_gr89 years ago

A problem of the world is that I can't masturbate. LOOPHOLE!

ThePaulDude3 years ago

No dude, just, no.

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Brian Bellos12 years ago

Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

sauro3 months ago

hell yeah, never accept just a nobel prize for fixing the world

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EmperorBethany6729 years ago

I don't masterbate anyway so i'm fine

spurius1878 years ago

Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities

Spiderp8 years ago

What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.

LesbianPotato7 years ago

o hell no

Ù†ÙˆØ± Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† Ù†Ø§Ø²Ù„ ÙƒØ§Ø·Ø¹12 years ago

Sex is not mastubation Right ?

QNightwatcher4 years ago

that is touching yourself

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Brian Bellos12 years ago

Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago

I dont even do that so XD

thedepressedone9 years ago

Girls can masterbate too you know. Dumb fucks!ðŸ˜‘

lukezaboss9 years ago

FUCK MASTURBATING!!!!!!

Ù†ÙˆØ± Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† Ù†Ø§Ø²Ù„ ÙƒØ§Ø·Ø¹12 years ago

Sex is not mastubation Right ?

SeabassJames9 years ago

If I can't use my hand, could I use my mouth?

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Michael Curtis12 years ago

Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Sean Matthews12 years ago

It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Nick Pedersen12 years ago

If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

P78 years ago

Nice way of thinking bro

Sean Matthews12 years ago

It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Michael Curtis12 years ago

Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Dylan Holmes12 years ago

Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't

Cory Glass12 years ago

No.

Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago

You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Cory Glass12 years ago

No.

Nick Pedersen12 years ago

If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.

Tezzy Moretti12 years ago

Pffft...Fuck that shit

Dylan Holmes12 years ago

Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago

You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Tezzy Moretti12 years ago

Pffft...Fuck that shit

Brandon Breese12 years ago

People don't deserve it but what the hell

Brandon Breese12 years ago

People don't deserve it but what the hell

finnkid19 years ago

Get a handjob.

LogicalDolphin10 years ago

That's like some Mormon ad campaign. "Stop masturbating and you could cure all the motherfucking diseases!"

NOREGRETS9 years ago

but i like the horsemen

Congar6 years ago

I would have many women wanting to have sex with me once I did that. Not masurbating is a non-issue.

thatdidmeafrighten9 years ago

lol I don't masturbate anyway cuz imma girl so there

spurius1878 years ago

Girls can masturbate too. You ever heard of dildos?

mrperson42010 years ago

I've been meninng to get rid of that addiction anyway. If you didn't press the button, you're pretty selfish.

ILOVENIGGERS3 months ago

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gamer8829 years ago

I'm a kid :3

Timix1007 years ago

World hunger. Too many people in planet needs more factorys more shit in the air no fresh air and all kinda new problems

JackAttackBabyBackRibs9 years ago

Just cause I jerk off alot doesn't mean I'm going to fuck over society. Hell you could add "or have sex" and i'd still click it.

TheOltsuBoy9 years ago

Who cares about masturbation right?

oscarw9 years ago

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