72552 (76%) 23004 (24%)
72552 (76%) people have pressed this button, while 23004 (24%) did not.
You have the opportunity to fix all the worlds problems (disease, famine, war, poverty etc.)
but
You can never masturbate again.
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Blinky3 months ago
i'll fix that problem then

Dk_the_gr89 years ago
A problem of the world is that I can't masturbate. LOOPHOLE!

ThePaulDude3 years ago
No dude, just, no.
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Brian Bellos12 years ago
Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

sauro2 months ago
hell yeah, never accept just a nobel prize for fixing the world
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EmperorBethany6729 years ago
I don't masterbate anyway so i'm fine

spurius1878 years ago
Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities

Spiderp8 years ago
What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.

LesbianPotato7 years ago
o hell no

نور الحسين فرحان نازل كاطع12 years ago
Sex is not mastubation Right ?

QNightwatcher4 years ago
that is touching yourself
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Brian Bellos12 years ago
Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago
I dont even do that so XD

thedepressedone9 years ago
Girls can masterbate too you know. Dumb fucks!😑

lukezaboss9 years ago
FUCK MASTURBATING!!!!!!

نور الحسين فرحان نازل كاطع12 years ago
Sex is not mastubation Right ?

SeabassJames9 years ago
If I can't use my hand, could I use my mouth?
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Michael Curtis12 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Sean Matthews12 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Nick Pedersen12 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

P78 years ago
Nice way of thinking bro

Sean Matthews12 years ago
It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Michael Curtis12 years ago
Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Dylan Holmes12 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't

Cory Glass12 years ago
No.

Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Tezzy Moretti12 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit

Cory Glass12 years ago
No.

Nick Pedersen12 years ago
If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.

Dylan Holmes12 years ago
Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

Dana Adhene Andreassen12 years ago
You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Brandon Breese12 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell

Brandon Breese12 years ago
People don't deserve it but what the hell

Tezzy Moretti12 years ago
Pffft...Fuck that shit

piranha9 years ago
I like war and disease and famine and poverty and masturbate. Fuck you button!

Niklas Leeuwin12 years ago
humans suck.

TitouanPontet7 years ago
No we would suffer from overpopulation

IKnowTheAnswer9 years ago
Wtf is this...

lopsidedhead9 years ago
I feel nothing from masturbation. No downside.

Justinfab10 years ago
Everyone would know I did this and I could get REAL girls

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago
How would everyone know you did it, you told everyone that you pressed a button that cured all diseases? Also, would be kinda hard to be known just by pressing a red button.

MilleGaming8 years ago
If you fix all problems then the whole world will die cuz it isn't enough resorces to all people and...

King11719 years ago
Solve any problem eh? How 'bout blue balls or the fact that the man who sloved all of the world's problems doesn't have a horny girlfriend that is a world problem

aldrexkingly9 years ago
yeah

jacwib10 years ago
Win/? (im a kid lol)

InAnotherTime3 years ago
ayo thats a win-win

thedepressedone9 years ago
Wow I inappropriate much

David_MC9 years ago
No upside. Life needs a challenge. Also I'm an evil dick.

AnimeQueenMHA4 years ago
I’ve never done that either way so it’s a win for me

Hadry9 years ago
Maybe I would tell someone to masturbate me?

useless_account9 years ago
It might sound superficial, but I get the feeling that if you literally saved the world from all it's problems, you'll have no trouble getting laid.

Andelliotjames7 years ago
It"s a good thing I'm asexual

doggegirl119 years ago
No downside for us girls

ShadowfangTC9 years ago
I'm married. There's no downside to this.

flavix0410 years ago
almost 20000 people will solve this shit....i stay out and enjoy my fapping
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