Will You Press The Button?

Blinky 2 years ago

i'll fix that problem then

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

A problem of the world is that I can't masturbate. LOOPHOLE!

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

No dude, just, no.

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Brian Bellos 13 years ago

Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

sauro 2 years ago

hell yeah, never accept just a nobel prize for fixing the world

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EmperorBethany672 10 years ago

I don't masterbate anyway so i'm fine

spurius187 9 years ago

Sorry ppl in poverty my pleasure comes before your possibilities

SkylerRanker last year

yas

Spiderp 10 years ago

What if one of the world"s problems is a lack of handjobs?

Ù†ÙˆØ± Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† Ù†Ø§Ø²Ù„ ÙƒØ§Ø·Ø¹ 13 years ago

Sex is not mastubation Right ?

QNightwatcher 5 years ago

that is touching yourself

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ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

To all those people out there who say Sex or Blowjobs, NO ONE except yourself would know you saved the world, unless you showed the world that you did it, I don't know who would believe it though, that a website red button solved all of humanity's problems.

LesbianPotato 8 years ago

o hell no

Brian Bellos 13 years ago

Think of all the thank you blowjobs.

Ù†ÙˆØ± Ø§Ù„ØØ³ÙŠÙ† ÙØ±ØØ§Ù† Ù†Ø§Ø²Ù„ ÙƒØ§Ø·Ø¹ 13 years ago

Sex is not mastubation Right ?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

If I can't use my hand, could I use my mouth?

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panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots 10 years ago

I dont even do that so XD

thedepressedone 11 years ago

Girls can masterbate too you know. Dumb fucks!ðŸ˜‘

Michael Curtis 13 years ago

Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Sean Matthews 13 years ago

It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Nick Pedersen 13 years ago

If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

P7 10 years ago

Nice way of thinking bro

Sean Matthews 13 years ago

It only says masturbate... nothing about not being able to have sex there

Michael Curtis 13 years ago

Sorry kids, your gonna have to die from malaria, i can't deal with blueballs

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago

Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Its your personal problem, the world still can, you can't

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago

You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Cory Glass 13 years ago

No.

Nick Pedersen 13 years ago

If you just let people know that you fixed all the problems then you would never HAVE to masturbate again.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Little question, who would believe in that? They never saw it happening, and you come saying it with no proof, they only know it ended, not what ended it, how was it ended, or even who ended it.

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago

Pffft...Fuck that shit

Cory Glass 13 years ago

No.

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago

Is not the need to masturbate one of the world's problems?

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago

You know, this is what the other sex is made for. I solved all the world's problems, now give me an orgasm.

Brandon Breese 13 years ago

People don't deserve it but what the hell

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago

Pffft...Fuck that shit

Eleanor Sinnet 11 years ago

well someone can masturbate for me? xD

jMorrison 11 years ago

haha all these people in the comments who value their own pleasure over the sake of the world would make me regret pushing the button.

xXKittenXx 11 years ago

I'm perfectly fine with that! :D

Proteus-Grayson 10 years ago

If I stopped all that shit I'd be drownin in pussy anyway. Never need to mastutbate ðŸ™‚

EdgyMemes 11 years ago

What if you are a girl?

guyir 5 years ago

you can't masturbate?

Howard Ivey 13 years ago

Well...

JjButtonBoi 9 years ago

Everyone who didn't push the button are some selfish freaks

qp2001 11 years ago

I would have sex i saved the world

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Who would know you saved it? I doubt you would bring all the people of the world to see you press the ____ button.

ClownPenis 10 years ago

It doesnt say that i can never masturbate again

zdodger 12 years ago

fix the prostitute problem so its legal and free, then you dont need to jack off

Chen_Jerry 3 years ago

Good things come in pairs.

SkettiMaster 10 years ago

Yo I'm asexual so I win

lukezaboss 11 years ago

FUCK MASTURBATING!!!!!!

MattyB 10 years ago

I would let my Girlfriend do it for me :) Or get a stripper..!!

Leondrore Liption 13 years ago

Sorry everybody. erm..

Mailcs06 5 years ago

It’s for the greater good... 😪

michaelangelo339 11 years ago

Idk what masturbate means

YourAverageNeighbourhoodKid 7 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

LOOOL 11 years ago

fuck masturbating

Yoosung 10 years ago

What the-

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TitouanPontet 8 years ago

No we would suffer from overpopulation

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