Will You Press The Button?

dion9 years ago

Im 70 years Old, so fuck it.

Gunk2 years ago

Are you dead yet?

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AwesomeBotMC9 years ago

Guys, it's simple. Master the sport of immortality. >:D

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

No jjones, there a fucking glitch.

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The_MGSM_8 years ago

Whoever says "ESports arent REAL sports" can die thanks

RGPZ7 years ago

@Drawesomethewizard you everywher on this site

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Eleven-x7 years ago

**keeps button "till 60 years later** **becomes worldchampionship every sport in the uniferse as grandma**

IvyNTP8 years ago

I'm not giving up my life early for sports.

TiggiMaster9 years ago

IM bad at sport so yeah...

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Same here

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago

I'm twelve and my birthday is on the 28th. CREEPY.

Bolt9 years ago

I wont prees it my finger will

Caitlin Borges12 years ago

This is like selling your soul to Crowley

idiot_99999999999999999994 years ago

i already have physical mastery on the sport of my choice

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Gammafox9 years ago

I'm not a sporty person anyway. GOD DAMMIT. I could've mastered Esports games! DAMMIT.

PhallingTrash7 years ago

I wanna die before I’m 40 anyways.

Foxesarecool8 years ago

Where da upside at 😓

Brownecow3218 years ago

Someone else press the button for you

jkmc12058 years ago

There has to be a backstory with twelve years and twenty seven days.

Daniel Lindholm12 years ago

Did sombody die from this???

Hamistagan8 years ago

yes be careful

UNSKILLEDKeks10 years ago

So i die right now?

spr_mystery_man7 years ago

kinda hard... would like to post the only "Sans fight no hit" video on youtube, but...

Karabearxx9 years ago

This is bullshit

Miguel BolaÃ±os12 years ago

I hate sports

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

Well virtual sports are crap, and I am pretty good at rl sports if I do say so myself. Plus I wouldn't waste my time with virtual sports, when I could play COD, Dota and Skyrim and crap.

shaydin9 years ago

I'm already great at my favorite sport

Tomorrows-Tomorrows8 years ago

you dont have to be gifted but you can be good

Thermophile9 years ago

I'm going to rate this 'good' just for the specificity of the death date.

bangmannn3 years ago

if your old would it matter

Eyelessjackcow9 years ago

I hate sports...

JuiceBoxHooligan7 years ago

Good thing I'm gay and hate sports

ValerieParker7 years ago

It would be ironic that I would die at the same age as my mother. But, I don't like sports.

MaxWillCaugh9 years ago

I love you BB

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

You love Balloon Boy?!

flavix0410 years ago

i'd press it...as soon as i'm 80

Luckyguy9 years ago

I will not if you press the button your dumd

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Your the dumb one, learn some fucking grammar.

VICIOUSspyder8 years ago

Yay. mysterious death. *Dies of a puppy"s cuteness*

CrashedPhoenix3 years ago

hey, some of you guys are halfway through this lifespan reduction (some comments r 6 years old)

GalaxyTankYT8 years ago

Well I wanna tra... HELL NO MAN!!!

SLIPKNOT FOREVER9 years ago

No not worth it

FattyTheFat9 years ago

I'm to young for this!

irishbaytree9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Alicia Lissie11 years ago

Lmfao I fucking hate sports ha. No thanks.

ShadowMarco8 years ago

i don't need it, i already maestry the sport of sleeping \( :3)/

RazorSB8 years ago

Three days take it or leave it

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

is necromancy/self immortality a sport?

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Cheshire shadow, I would assume so but I have no idea to be honest with you.

ignition1913 years ago

i pressed it with the assumption that it'll also bring my body into the proper condition to play the sport, in which case 10 years of professional football (12 years - the 2 it would probably take to bee discovered) would likely be enough to set my whole f...[Show full comment]

xXCelestiaXx9 years ago

I hate sports.

greatandgrey7 years ago

no thanks

Nerdkind7 years ago

WWE is considered a sport...

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

ok nothing wrong with that

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Peterthepanda9 years ago

Leave a note saying how u died or leave a note saying you were killed by someone you hate

CoolDude3420009 years ago

People will never find the note...

Kattttttttt10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

UNDYNE169 years ago

I don't like sport

Kris Binkley12 years ago

How stupid

AwkwardBadger8 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button

thebros3 years ago

why such a specific time frame

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