XBOX ONE LOTS OF MONEY IMMORTALITY IMORTAL DOG TELEKINESIS SHAPE SHIFTING POWERS HOME UPGRADE BUTT STALLION FROM BORDERLANDS 2 RESPECT GENKI MANAPULT THE CURE TO ANYTHING EVERYTHING IN MY CURRENT HOUSE MADE OF GOLD AND DIAMONDS MONEY TO ALL MY FAMILY JOHN ...[Show full comment]
Me: "I don't want them to follow me- this should fix that problem..". *looks over shoulder and sees an Agent* Agent: "I'm the only thing you can't wish away, bitch" Me: "I want this Agent to have a maid outfit." *P O O F* Agent: " wHAT THE HELL " *Agent re...[Show full comment]
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IanMitchellTheRocksmasher10 years ago
um i want a harry potter wand live in pokemon and have a pet charizard with a megastone
I wish that they go away, wish for a deathnote and kill them
IdkTbh10 years ago
I would assume that won't tell you their name so the deathnote to kill them would have to be used on somebody else.
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SantaBaba11 years ago
if you ever wished what you wouldnt be followed by 3 agents..?
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Rays_so_apropos11 years ago
What about in the evening
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PoisonisLife8 years ago
I could just own the internet and take everything I ever wanted out of it find and find a fruad in the government and cause the purge win for me 24 hours of fun best hope the people who follow me have a lot of guns and ammo
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David Stecker13 years ago
That's fine. All I want is a loving wife and healthy children.
The first thing I want is for those NSA agents to never find me but still get everything else I ever want.
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Failaige9 years ago
They"re about to watch me jerk off for an hour, three times a day.
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Princessofgame11 years ago
Then I can't "Fap" in peace! XD
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Evil_J4 years ago
One thing I want is for the NSA to lose all documents and memory of me. Solved
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adaddadadadadad10 years ago
I want NSA, they are just there as my bodyguards.
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gingrman11 years ago
i'd just have power armour and a minion anyway so i'd just kill them
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FattyTheFat10 years ago
Magic lamp with infinite wishes, the nonexistence of PRISM, done.
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Mike Walsh13 years ago
I would screw with the NSA guys by saying that I wanted a 1910 Model T Ford painted polka dot that had a three layer chocolate cake in the passenger seat with 5 birthday candles,and then watch them flop and twitch as they witnessed the circumstances unfold...[Show full comment]
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Natalia_is_bad5 years ago
Then i would want to get rid of the 3 prism agents and a normal life (cuz the current one is kinda trash)
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MinecraftMooAnn11 years ago
All I've ever wanted? Even after I pressed the button? Goodbye, PRISM agents!
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Ak47078 years ago
I don't give a fuck about some stupid agents,just ignore the damn things or even better, if you get everything you want just want them to get the fuck out of your house #loophole
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TypesOfChocolate10 years ago
Uhhhh I want them to stop following me?
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Peter Sibbald13 years ago
I just "want" to not get in trouble for anything I do. I assume my omnipotence does not let me over-ride the catch, but I assume the intent of the catch is that my life be devoid of privacy. Fine. They watch every time I take a shit or jack off. That's the...[Show full comment]
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