Thats so evil and twisted and dark hero all of these ideas and I thought about how my friends are very creative mind because that's exactly y no dejarlo en el centro de la biologia de las
Dat1Buttonpresser2 months ago
agreed, even though I have no idea what you said.
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
XBOX ONE LOTS OF MONEY IMMORTALITY IMORTAL DOG TELEKINESIS SHAPE SHIFTING POWERS HOME UPGRADE BUTT STALLION FROM BORDERLANDS 2 RESPECT GENKI MANAPULT THE CURE TO ANYTHING EVERYTHING IN MY CURRENT HOUSE MADE OF GOLD AND DIAMONDS MONEY TO ALL MY FAMILY JOHN ...[Show full comment]
Me: "I don't want them to follow me- this should fix that problem..". *looks over shoulder and sees an Agent* Agent: "I'm the only thing you can't wish away, bitch" Me: "I want this Agent to have a maid outfit." *P O O F* Agent: " wHAT THE HELL " *Agent re...[Show full comment]
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IanMitchellTheRocksmasher8 years ago
um i want a harry potter wand live in pokemon and have a pet charizard with a megastone
I wish that they go away, wish for a deathnote and kill them
IdkTbh8 years ago
I would assume that won't tell you their name so the deathnote to kill them would have to be used on somebody else.
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SantaBaba9 years ago
if you ever wished what you wouldnt be followed by 3 agents..?
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Rays_so_apropos9 years ago
What about in the evening
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PoisonisLife7 years ago
I could just own the internet and take everything I ever wanted out of it find and find a fruad in the government and cause the purge win for me 24 hours of fun best hope the people who follow me have a lot of guns and ammo
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DeidreBath8 years ago
Invisibility cloak, worlds best computer best phone ect. infinite money, a weapon of mass destruction and other... stuff
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abcx8 years ago
"follow" doesn't necessarily mean "be near you". You can wish for the ability to teleport and just outrun them.
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LuckyFan8 years ago
I want no NSA/PRISM agents to follow me, and I want the supernatural power to create.
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blkpanther468 years ago
Portal gun, invisibility cloak, to live at hog warts, to live my fantasy life. Yeah... who doesn't press the button? Those people are crazy
SciArtHerp8 years ago
PREACH IT MY DOOD
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David Stecker12 years ago
That's fine. All I want is a loving wife and healthy children.
The first thing I want is for those NSA agents to never find me but still get everything else I ever want.
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FattyTheFat9 years ago
Magic lamp with infinite wishes, the nonexistence of PRISM, done.
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Mike Walsh12 years ago
I would screw with the NSA guys by saying that I wanted a 1910 Model T Ford painted polka dot that had a three layer chocolate cake in the passenger seat with 5 birthday candles,and then watch them flop and twitch as they witnessed the circumstances unfold...[Show full comment]
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Failaige8 years ago
They"re about to watch me jerk off for an hour, three times a day.
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Princessofgame9 years ago
Then I can't "Fap" in peace! XD
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Evil_J3 years ago
One thing I want is for the NSA to lose all documents and memory of me. Solved
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adaddadadadadad8 years ago
I want NSA, they are just there as my bodyguards.
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gingrman9 years ago
i'd just have power armour and a minion anyway so i'd just kill them
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Peter Sibbald12 years ago
I just "want" to not get in trouble for anything I do. I assume my omnipotence does not let me over-ride the catch, but I assume the intent of the catch is that my life be devoid of privacy. Fine. They watch every time I take a shit or jack off. That's the...[Show full comment]
Then i would want to get rid of the 3 prism agents and a normal life (cuz the current one is kinda trash)
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MinecraftMooAnn9 years ago
All I've ever wanted? Even after I pressed the button? Goodbye, PRISM agents!
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Ak47077 years ago
I don't give a fuck about some stupid agents,just ignore the damn things or even better, if you get everything you want just want them to get the fuck out of your house #loophole
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TypesOfChocolate9 years ago
Uhhhh I want them to stop following me?
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Alkeniw9 years ago
What if I want privacy? Kind of a paradox there, button
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Ironthumbs4 years ago
The very first thing I want is them to follow me at 0.000000005 mph
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Splod8 years ago
Simple: A minigun to kill the agents.
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Tom Bombadil10 years ago
I don't remember making that comment.
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Pooppoop12345637277 years ago
Invisibility gravity gun and privacy
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Stopitnow9 years ago
What are they gonna do? What do they expect? Because all they're going to get is me being lonely
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BawbRaws8 years ago
Dude, they would be SO bored...
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Savage david9 years ago
Have the biggest rock found to crush them if I have every resource I could make a machine that could pick it up
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