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You will publish the great American novel, loved by millions
but
You will spend a lifetime suffering from mental illness and die of an overdose at age 42.
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kill_to_live10 years ago
the thing is im not American

ehcbjslast month
That's right.
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um7 years ago
I already have a mental illness :D

CarlosCorreia7 years ago
I'm sorry

LARAUJO_019 years ago
An overdose of what?

Potater_boi6 years ago
Toaster waffles
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SigurdCiaran4 years ago
so it'll be the same, but now ill be a famous author?

GriffinBowes8 years ago
I like how they say 42

420_360_696 years ago
what if I'm older than 43?

ButtonPresser1524 years ago
you die

Natanm17 years ago
I can make a wonderful book loved by millions and have a mental illness, that"s actually impressive, at least in my eyes

abcx8 years ago
Since I'm German, that would be kinda weird.

Kirino Richard12 years ago
pretty much a fate of the Twilight writer

dankmemes1018 years ago
no. Twilight isn't loved by millions. I"d say hundreds, at best.
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TeamKobus28 years ago
Upside?

dan_broski8 years ago
I hate america so

Catastrophically Ravishing (CR)9 years ago
Well, I'm already suffering anyway, so why not.

Sophia Violet Cierley12 years ago
I already have mental illness, so this isn't a fun one

Jukithecat9 years ago
.........................................

Hyltran2 years ago
Trust me 42 is not that old once you’re there.

DannyVladi7 years ago
But Edgar Allen Poe was 40 when he died

IronNatePup9 years ago
What if you ARE 42?

FireFam77710 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

WayT00Many11ama59 years ago
quite like Elvis but with reading?

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Fate of the Twilight writer? Find one person who actually likes that lol.

CreeperCraft1379 years ago
Edgar Allen pie?

Mek1018 years ago
I would prefear write the great Universal novel

AubreeEasley8 years ago
Yeah, totally.

PosterComment9 years ago
But what if I'm over the age 42?

MuddyYozora8 years ago
then you shouldn't be on this page, you should be enjoying your life while it lasts

Not Here9 years ago
Why is it American?

Caln9 years ago
What about over 43 ages,

ronarprfct10 years ago
Already 42, so no go.

Smp1287 years ago
Jokes on you. I'm already suffering from mental illness

Saad Ippo Berserker12 years ago
Nah..As much as i respect this domain, i hate to be in it..

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
I dislike americans. B(

Joshieboi9 years ago
My ass

gayyturtle8 years ago
Lmao 42 is probably longer than I"d live anyways and I have a couple mental illnesses so I'll just die famous and rich I guess

crystaldasylveon9 years ago
Hey don't press the button, cause u wont get da money

Master Roshi9 years ago
Hey! Ummm... *nosebleed*

KittenLover_72 years ago
42 centuries got ‘em.

bitches10 years ago
That's Michael Jackson for you

USGC7 years ago
Already suffering a lifetime of mental illness (autism and one other thing) but I don't wanna overdose)

BrielleTaylor279 years ago
lol. already suffer from that. and what if you're over 42 when you write the book..?

sentientbutton8 years ago
I'm already depressed, jokes on u

will da boss9 years ago
mabey I want to die

Zaqinabox10 years ago
They better not mess up my movie. Also. I can do dangerous stuff until I'm 42 because I can't die before then.

PilotobeBR9 years ago
Im brazil your fuck

AubreeEasley8 years ago
What if your not American. I'm American. I'm just saying that for the people who aren't.

Manglesavagedoge1018 years ago
Wtf that"s so fuckin stupid who even wrote that piece a shit? #stevenhawking

Evil Fox9 years ago
At least I'd be remembered.

DarkDragonWarrior9 years ago
So, I just publish a "great American novel" get rich from everyone loving and buying it? Cool. (JK, I'm not mentally ill XD although sometimes I think I am lol)

ronarprfct10 years ago
Perhaps question writers could say "in x number of years" instead of assuming everyone else is approximately their age.

ValerieParker7 years ago
But I'll turn 42 next year D:

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago
Already a nutcase, and I've wanted to be a writer since... ever. I can deal.

DestinyButton8 years ago
I'm immortal BRUH.

Rustam Yaushev9 years ago
Meh, I didn't like America anyway... Cause I'm Russian XD

will da boss9 years ago
I no like Russia

Choronzon8 years ago
So I die at 42 after a lifetime of suffering, all because I made a coloring book?
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