Will You Press The Button?

kongya 7 months ago

Human federalStar diplomatic ambassador

The_Creature 4 months ago

what a fucking narcissistic I could use you on my team )

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KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon 9 years ago

One, I only speak english to begin with. Two, watch literally anything without subtitles, and understand the lyrics to any foreign song. This would also open up my ability to collect new knowledge. No downside.

Pancakes654 8 years ago

It"s not a downside, it"s just a limitation to the upside. Plus, I can write it.

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago

I thought that too until I remembered English speakers use non-English words all the time. You wouldn't even be able to say most people's names. Potentially even your own.

AColdGuy 5 years ago

So the only word I can say is "english". Because languages use Upper Case.

Beeneeweenees 2 years ago

lame

Roses_Are_Red 8 years ago

Just pretend you dont understand it, then listen to everyone"s conversations

IHateYellow 7 years ago

The perfect spy

pjwolfie 5 years ago

I could be like a translator for English people lol

raysr 9 years ago

Perfect! english is not my first language, so now i am fluent in english!!

Ashley James Baker 13 years ago

It does not say you cannot write it :P

Amazingcat30 5 years ago

LoL

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gavinbrichardson 8 years ago

I'm a one way translator.

Super-sans 8 years ago

I can finally understand that anime my sister watch s

Panifex 8 years ago

When someone talks to you in a foreign language, write your responses down, informing your conversation partner that you can't speak their language but you can write it

Dominic Santoro 13 years ago

Modern English borrows from a lot of other languages (especially French), and I'm assuming you won't be able to use any of those borrowed words or phrases, so... No.

Deanowinchester 10 years ago

Latin can be found in any language.

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Alex Ognan 13 years ago

i already cant stand listening to people in english. Why would I want to listen to the rest of the world complaining?

Anton LillesÃ¸ster WidÃ©n 13 years ago

well im danish...sooooo

Hamistagan 10 years ago

well man up and move to england fellow danish

fallensparrow81 11 years ago

i can wright it :D

Karrex 11 years ago

Well you can't spell it...

Tom Bombadil 11 years ago

Well that's a problem in a multilingual family...

finnkid1 10 years ago

Every language has at least 1 english word. Fuck it.

Froggiekoto 9 years ago

I could understand elven, dwarven dragon, and other ones that no one understands, I could even talk to animals.

Darth_Kyla 10 years ago

My BF speaks Spanish, I'm perfectly fine

asyraf_414 8 months ago

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (uses stupid loophole logic) i kNoW! IT oNLy SayS "speak" NOt "say" sO I caN sTilL sAY-

county1234 11 years ago

WELL YOU CAN'T SPEAK,BUT YOU CAN WRITE!!! GET REKT

kingalex3 11 years ago

you can always lerin it

iOmenHow69 3 years ago

Based

BobDobbs 11 years ago

I almost never speak anything that isn't English anyway. If I need to, I'll write it down.

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA 9 years ago

I speak English and Spanish soooooo.

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA 9 years ago

Once dice triece

Kurosh Golshan 13 years ago

You could find a way. Possibly be the sole translator for an American diplomat. Also. Aliens.

stormiinight 6 years ago

"I can understand it, I can't speak it." - Creed Bratton

PrimeMordialGaming1104 11 years ago

*cough* translator *cough*

dinojl 10 years ago

Woo hoo! The enter glitch is fixed! Yay!

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA 9 years ago

???

Andrew-avyx 11 years ago

I can find another way to communicate

Flameshot 10 years ago

English stole most of it's words from other languages, so I would just speak some weird form of broken English.

SomeGuy69 11 years ago

Then I won't say engl*sh ( Í¡º ÍœÊ– Í¡º)( Í¡º ÍœÊ– Í¡º)( Í¡º ÍœÊ– Í¡º)

noddiah 12 years ago

gallifrien

BOSNIALOVER323 2 years ago

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Karlos 11 years ago

For those too lazy to learn new languages, push the button.

Rúni 9 years ago

Well, I can't talk because of another button so...

William Lahmer 13 years ago

I can become an instant translator only it would be one way translation. Still a good skill to have though.

super person 10 years ago

Just get on a computer and translate what you want to say to the people.

fucknazis 11 years ago

What's the point

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

Hmmm. I'll just write it down. Or go to English-speaking countries

Blastmurder 11 years ago

Sighn language?

cool button pressor 10 years ago

thats crazy cuz i can not talk to them jast what i should do is lern

Waffleyumboy 11 years ago

YUSH MEA HAS NO GUD INGLISH ANYWAYS

MemeBound 8 years ago

I can’t say CYKA BLYAT

Derpwhalez 11 years ago

But I can write other languages

mmarianovo 11 years ago

I'm from Spain, sooo... no

Rom123 9 years ago

Well I'm Israeli so...

Peradox 12 years ago

Okay then. At least I can understand them.

Manza123 10 years ago

Define English BITCH, u can't cause my definition is different

Chaos3DS 9 years ago

I'll use google translate

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