61876 (62%) 38382 (38%)
61876 (62%) people have pressed this button, while 38382 (38%) did not.
You could understand any language
but
you can never speak a word that isn't english.
Next

kongya 8 months ago
Human federalStar diplomatic ambassador

The_Creature 5 months ago
what a fucking narcissistic I could use you on my team )
Load more replies

KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon 9 years ago
One, I only speak english to begin with. Two, watch literally anything without subtitles, and understand the lyrics to any foreign song. This would also open up my ability to collect new knowledge. No downside.

Pancakes654 8 years ago
It"s not a downside, it"s just a limitation to the upside. Plus, I can write it.

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago
I thought that too until I remembered English speakers use non-English words all the time. You wouldn't even be able to say most people's names. Potentially even your own.

AColdGuy 5 years ago
So the only word I can say is "english". Because languages use Upper Case.

Beeneeweenees 2 years ago
lame

Roses_Are_Red 9 years ago
Just pretend you dont understand it, then listen to everyone"s conversations

IHateYellow 7 years ago
The perfect spy

pjwolfie 5 years ago
I could be like a translator for English people lol

raysr 9 years ago
Perfect! english is not my first language, so now i am fluent in english!!

Ashley James Baker 13 years ago
It does not say you cannot write it :P

Amazingcat30 5 years ago
LoL
Load more replies

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago
I'm a one way translator.

Super-sans 8 years ago
I can finally understand that anime my sister watch s

Panifex 8 years ago
When someone talks to you in a foreign language, write your responses down, informing your conversation partner that you can't speak their language but you can write it

Dominic Santoro 13 years ago
Modern English borrows from a lot of other languages (especially French), and I'm assuming you won't be able to use any of those borrowed words or phrases, so... No.

Deanowinchester 10 years ago
Latin can be found in any language.
Load more replies

Alex Ognan 13 years ago
i already cant stand listening to people in english. Why would I want to listen to the rest of the world complaining?

Anton Lillesøster Widén 13 years ago
well im danish...sooooo

Hamistagan 10 years ago
well man up and move to england fellow danish

hhpawmc last year
我是中国人!我不能没有中文!

ThatGuy69 11 years ago
In my country we dont speak english so it is not a bad thing for me at least

Christiana Archer 13 years ago
I couldn't do it. XD I LOVE learning and singing songs in Japanese that are special to me, I'm learning a Chinese in class, it just isn't worth it for me personally. XD

GodlyKILLER09 10 years ago
Be a translator

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA 10 years ago
Eh. I found a loophole. If you say a bunch of words realllllly fast, it"s considered one word. So if you were to say a bunch of words realllllly fast. It"s a loophole.

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
u can still write it

Chemical Infantry 11 years ago
Be good to have a nice job as a one way translator.

Suvrenim 3 years ago
i already COULD understand any language... if i learned it. this is a trick. either its saying you used to be able to, or you have the potential to learn any language. at the cost of never being able to say english

hello 123 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Roaryboy 11 years ago
So I get to be great at my greatest interest, and can only speak my favorite language??? YES!

Wan7e5 7 years ago
I don't give a @#$#

redpanda212 11 years ago
soapyfoten you took the words right out of my mouth

djcool232 10 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes... [Show full comment]

Pancakes654 8 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes... [Show full comment]
Load more replies

DivaPrincess 9 years ago
What does that include accents? Because a lot of languages speak English?

HeinrichHimmler 12 years ago
ill just become a translator

Himura Kenshin 10 years ago
(watches anime unsubbed)

GoldenJolt 11 years ago
Hey I get to watch my anime without reading the subtitles and I can just write to people.

matojecar1 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

ZekewillMAYBEpressthebutton 2 years ago
just use writing or sign language

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc 11 years ago
English isn't my first language

Ghostfighterp 9 years ago
I can speak German and your gonna take that away

Hoods 11 years ago
then I can't sing carnival, so nope!

pjwolfie 5 years ago
Owo uwu

Pyj16 11 years ago
I'm not american so this isn't a problem for me.

coolstorybro 10 years ago
so? still a nice power to have

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
Well that's a problem in a multilingual family...

finnkid1 10 years ago
Every language has at least 1 english word. Fuck it.

fallensparrow81 11 years ago
i can wright it :D

Karrex 11 years ago
Well you can't spell it...

Darth_Kyla 10 years ago
My BF speaks Spanish, I'm perfectly fine

asyraf_414 9 months ago
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (uses stupid loophole logic) i kNoW! IT oNLy SayS "speak" NOt "say" sO I caN sTilL sAY-

county1234 11 years ago
WELL YOU CAN'T SPEAK,BUT YOU CAN WRITE!!! GET REKT

Froggiekoto 9 years ago
I could understand elven, dwarven dragon, and other ones that no one understands, I could even talk to animals.

iOmenHow69 3 years ago
Based

BobDobbs 11 years ago
I almost never speak anything that isn't English anyway. If I need to, I'll write it down.

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA 10 years ago
I speak English and Spanish soooooo.

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA 10 years ago
Once dice triece

Kurosh Golshan 13 years ago
You could find a way. Possibly be the sole translator for an American diplomat. Also. Aliens.
Load more comments