One, I only speak english to begin with. Two, watch literally anything without subtitles, and understand the lyrics to any foreign song. This would also open up my ability to collect new knowledge. No downside.
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Pancakes6548 years ago
It"s not a downside, it"s just a limitation to the upside. Plus, I can write it.
D_YellowMadness2 years ago
I thought that too until I remembered English speakers use non-English words all the time. You wouldn't even be able to say most people's names. Potentially even your own.
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AColdGuy5 years ago
So the only word I can say is "english". Because languages use Upper Case.
Beeneeweenees2 years ago
lame
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Roses_Are_Red9 years ago
Just pretend you dont understand it, then listen to everyone"s conversations
IHateYellow7 years ago
The perfect spy
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pjwolfie5 years ago
I could be like a translator for English people lol
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raysr9 years ago
Perfect! english is not my first language, so now i am fluent in english!!
I can finally understand that anime my sister watch s
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Panifex8 years ago
When someone talks to you in a foreign language, write your responses down, informing your conversation partner that you can't speak their language but you can write it
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Dominic Santoro13 years ago
Modern English borrows from a lot of other languages (especially French), and I'm assuming you won't be able to use any of those borrowed words or phrases, so... No.
In my country we dont speak english so it is not a bad thing for me at least
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Christiana Archer13 years ago
I couldn't do it. XD I LOVE learning and singing songs in Japanese that are special to me, I'm learning a Chinese in class, it just isn't worth it for me personally. XD
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GodlyKILLER0910 years ago
Be a translator
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A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA10 years ago
Eh. I found a loophole. If you say a bunch of words realllllly fast, it"s considered one word. So if you were to say a bunch of words realllllly fast. It"s a loophole.
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Kyle Freeman13 years ago
u can still write it
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Chemical Infantry11 years ago
Be good to have a nice job as a one way translator.
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Suvrenim3 years ago
i already COULD understand any language... if i learned it. this is a trick. either its saying you used to be able to, or you have the potential to learn any language. at the cost of never being able to say english
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hello 12311 years ago
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Roaryboy11 years ago
So I get to be great at my greatest interest, and can only speak my favorite language??? YES!
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Wan7e57 years ago
I don't give a @#$#
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redpanda21211 years ago
soapyfoten you took the words right out of my mouth
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djcool23210 years ago
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Pancakes6548 years ago
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What does that include accents? Because a lot of languages speak English?
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HeinrichHimmler12 years ago
ill just become a translator
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Himura Kenshin10 years ago
(watches anime unsubbed)
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GoldenJolt11 years ago
Hey I get to watch my anime without reading the subtitles and I can just write to people.
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matojecar111 years ago
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ZekewillMAYBEpressthebutton2 years ago
just use writing or sign language
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njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc11 years ago
English isn't my first language
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Ghostfighterp9 years ago
I can speak German and your gonna take that away
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Hoods11 years ago
then I can't sing carnival, so nope!
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pjwolfie5 years ago
Owo uwu
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Pyj1611 years ago
I'm not american so this isn't a problem for me.
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coolstorybro10 years ago
so? still a nice power to have
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Tom Bombadil12 years ago
Well that's a problem in a multilingual family...
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finnkid110 years ago
Every language has at least 1 english word. Fuck it.
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fallensparrow8111 years ago
i can wright it :D
Karrex11 years ago
Well you can't spell it...
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Darth_Kyla 10 years ago
My BF speaks Spanish, I'm perfectly fine
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asyraf_4149 months ago
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (uses stupid loophole logic) i kNoW! IT oNLy SayS "speak" NOt "say" sO I caN sTilL sAY-
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county123411 years ago
WELL YOU CAN'T SPEAK,BUT YOU CAN WRITE!!! GET REKT
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Froggiekoto9 years ago
I could understand elven, dwarven dragon, and other ones that no one understands, I could even talk to animals.
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iOmenHow693 years ago
Based
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BobDobbs11 years ago
I almost never speak anything that isn't English anyway. If I need to, I'll write it down.
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A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA10 years ago
I speak English and Spanish soooooo.
A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA10 years ago
Once dice triece
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Kurosh Golshan13 years ago
You could find a way. Possibly be the sole translator for an American diplomat. Also. Aliens.
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