Will You Press The Button?

DannySarje 9 years ago

I'm a lesbian, I'm already damned.

lbwnbwuwukaijnb last year

???

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Everyone"s in hell already...it"s called life.

Kimu Hatake 10 years ago

That means I could ask too meet my favorite Youtuber (Markiplier)Right?And anyways I'm already going to hell for being transgender....well that's what my so called friend said anyways about me being transgender

SinonMercer 9 years ago

And they are still your friend, why? That"s fucked up.

andrew-lee 9 years ago

Ha, joke"s on you. going to Heaven no matter what! "no force of hell, no scheme of man could ever pluck me from his hand."

Lucas Taurins 13 years ago

why in satan's glorious name would you not press this button

Moina 4 years ago

I will ask for one wish, that gives me ultimate power over the universe and the very fabric of reality and use that too never die and therefore never go too hell

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Stagetheme1012 11 years ago

I'm already going there I don't believe in God. Soo if it's real then... sorry God!

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago

I went there 5 days A week(school).

AmyWilliams 10 years ago

Yeah but Nico Di Angelo might be there.

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 10 months ago

Bonus

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ItsNoob 11 years ago

Goin nowhere. ANTI-HELL PILLS!

SquidDoctor 11 years ago

But I'm an atheist

Dubtownworrior 9 years ago

To me hell is not real

Michelle Kruse 13 years ago

Was going to hell anyway

theamazingJAW 8 years ago

Same

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Why would you want to press this button? There is no upside to any of this!

SinonMercer 9 years ago

Because I don't believe in Hell.

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Chinese potato 11 years ago

There is a tropical place and towns AND restaurants called hell

Jarod Blanchette 13 years ago

cant go if you dont beleive :D

XG 5 years ago

Yeah, if I don't believe in germs they don't exist! Not how that works, is it?

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Agonix010 9 years ago

I am going to hell and back, because of Sabaton, and my wish is to not be damned by this button, loophole

Sajan 10 years ago

RIP AND TEAR

Jared Loussier 13 years ago

Ask for a button that sends you to heaven

NomNom 11 years ago

'you can ask for anything and receive it within 24 hours.' Well then I wish to get out of hell then. Fellow fiends of the underworld it has been nice knowing you all for 24 hours, but I go to heaven now. Hee hee

Levi Garrett 13 years ago

Joke's on them, I'm already there.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Same goes for everyone else too.

Tony Kmtz 13 years ago

REAL LIFE POKEMON SO WORTH

Chaz-David Sliger 13 years ago

Sail Hatan

WILLIAM MISCHIEF CIPHER 11 years ago

ZKHUH LV WKH OLH

Yvonne Bradley-Anderson 13 years ago

That was easy. I don't believe in Hell

Leopard726688 5 years ago

How long is "very long ago"?

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

I'm Jewish. Jews don't have Hell

Alannah Life 13 years ago

I've always wanted to go back to my primary school!

SummerBlank 11 years ago

Simple, I ask for a pardon letter from God.

Noah Hoffmann 13 years ago

i would be going there anyway

meatloave 2 years ago

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LunarCrow 9 years ago

wait if you can ask anything, you can ask to not go to hell, problem solved

Alexandra Lannister 11 years ago

I´m so hardcore

b2198 7 years ago

Can I ask for omnipotency?

lh0000 10 years ago

i ask to not go to hell...... ever..

Dark Lord 11 years ago

gimme da keys i get my own dimension of demons to rule over as their king. Downside?

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Already am.

mae-weirdo 10 years ago

OH WELL I WILL OWN THAT THRONE IN HELL

CindyCarlos 11 years ago

Who says I'm not already in it

Redkil 8 years ago

hell doesnt exist so gg

Soup2 10 years ago

I'm gay so i'll go anyway

DylanES 11 years ago

Downside?

prestozable 9 years ago

I'm Atheist the only hell is the only one we"re living in right now

Zavier Winegar 13 years ago

who said im religious

ilikepotatoes0k 5 years ago

fuck this doe, i wish for a tool i can use to kill satan

Bobtheserialkiller 8 years ago

I can't go somewhere that dosen't exist

ThatMan102 10 years ago

there is no such thing as hell.

MorganLockheed 12 years ago

I don't believe Hell exists, so..... I'm hitting the button. [Also, if it does, I'd stage a revolution when I got there.]

LovelyGalaxy99 9 years ago

Sup crowley and lucifer save me a spot in the cage

Quilladin206 11 years ago

If you get damned straight to hell, you can't do anything with the keys.

Some_jojo_fan 6 years ago

Yeah i pressed the button whatchu gon do abt it

Sherlock-Holmes 10 years ago

Dean Winchester told me it felt like a sauna. Sounds enjoyable. -SH

Dycos1100 11 years ago

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_VIPER 7 months ago

Mundane possessions are not worth an eternity of suffering

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