Will You Press The Button?

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51431 (51%) 50170 (49%)

51431 (51%) people have pressed this button, while 50170 (49%) did not.

You will be extremely rich and powerful, and you'll have magnificient facial hair for the rest of your life.

but

You will scream everything at the top of your lungs like a stereotypical Russian man (I.e. Heavy Weapons Guy)

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RedDeadRedemption27 years ago

Just write stuff in a notebook to talk to people like a normal person.

EyeOfTruth8 years ago

WOOO HAHAHAHA THIS POST MAKE ME RICH!! I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON!! AND I GOT NEW FACIAL HAIR AND ITS FABULOUS!!!!!

Thomas Stone12 years ago

I ALREADY PRESS BUTTON TO GET MANY MONEYS! NOW I PRESS AGAIN FOR BEARD! NOW I AM TRUE RUSSIAN MAN!

DistantCoder2 years ago

so true

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David_H9 years ago

FUCK. YES.

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

PUT DISPENSER HERE!

BeakedLemon17 9 years ago

Pootis Spencer here!

RGPZ7 years ago

Just Use Sign Language Wont That Work

SpicyCheese7 years ago

Im gonna be like jacksepticeye he screams.

Lzke7 years ago

I PRESSED THIS BUTTON! IT WORKS GREAT! I CAN NOW DRINK VODKA!

TheSpy8 years ago

ME AND SANDVICH ARE COMING FOR YOU

Nova_Fox8 years ago

RUUUUNNNN RUUUUNNN COWARDS!!

TrueFacts8 years ago

So I become Putin

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

CRY SOME MORE

WBGrock8 years ago

THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL! WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD.

apersonthingy8 years ago

Who touched Sasha?!

magicdog20137 years ago

Me

OnlyHereBecauseOfDanAndPhil8 years ago

no facial hair for me, thank you very much.

JGirlPearl6669 years ago

I am a woman why would I want facial hair?

Migdin18 years ago

Because it will be magnificent

DaniLions9 years ago

Im a 14 year old girl

Gianna Frederick12 years ago

im a girl i dont want facial hair!!!!

TeamSkullGruntViolet8 years ago

Me too except I'm fine with facial hair

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Will Merrihew12 years ago

I FAIL TO SEE THE DOWNSIDE. I AM HEAVY WEAPONS MAN AND I APPROVE.

Josh Rios12 years ago

NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN. WE SHOULD GO BOWLING!

Bertrand Lecerf12 years ago

DA! I AM HEAVY WEAPON GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON !

Ville Starck12 years ago

WIN-WIN! I LOVE SACHA

Alejandro Garcia12 years ago

FUCK YES

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago

EXPLAIN DOWNSIDE I AM RUSSIAN DALEK!!

Tyler Dixon12 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't want to do that

Gb916 years ago

SHARRON GO GRAB KIDS, WE GO TO SHOOTING RANGE, BUT FIRST LET ME GRAB MORE VODKA

TheFish9 years ago

YAY I PRESSED THE BUTTON!!!

Prism8 years ago

I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY DILDO!

auditour39 years ago

I SEE NO DOWN IN SITUATION

Hardtriczz8 years ago

Now I can have the best of Jack and Pewds!

Horatio J. R. Hawes12 years ago

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THESE THING, IS BAD I SPEAK AS RUSSIAN?!

MichaelAhern8 years ago

(USSR Anthem plays)

ArmedSpirit10 years ago

I'm from Russia!Is anybody too? Ð’ÑÐµÐ¼ ÐŸÑ€Ð¸Ð²ÐµÑ‚!!!

chuckgreer9 years ago

YEAAAA IM RICH!

Anne Bertels12 years ago

yes facial hair! the dream of every woman!

musical-outcast7 years ago

*girls laughing in the distance*

RizlaRocker9 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE. LARGE RUSSIAN MAN IS HAPPY

Bonkboy3 years ago

I AM BOOLET PROOF!!!

Nithan90009 years ago

*Presses button* Don't worry, scream all the time.

Cosmic-button-pusher7 years ago

I don't see a downside.

Alexrex1289 years ago

I M HEAVY WEAPONS GUY AND THIS IS MY WEAPON

SomethingNotSpecial8 years ago

...I fail to see a downside :)

shadowdragon40910 years ago

WOAH THIS IS SPLIT 50/50???? So all men chose yes and all women chose no???

nukechicken8 years ago

You mean be jacksepticeye

Hyproblast9 years ago

DUDE, I TALK LIKE THAT ALREADY, SO I'M JUST FINE!

Boopbeepboop8 years ago

Look at my profile picture

dankmemes1018 years ago

-_-

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

I'M A GIRL I DON'T WANT FACIAL HAIR

jojofanboi4 years ago

YES! I ALWAYS WANT TO BE RUSIAN I AM NOW HAPPY!

BRUHBOY9 years ago

I am heavy weapons man and this is my weapon.custom made bullets it costs 10 thousand dollars to fire it for 12 seconds

apersonthingy8 years ago

$400,000*

Signe Machado12 years ago

I don't want facial hair...

SatoshiUSA6 years ago

HAIL THE MOTHERLAND

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