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You will be extremely rich and powerful, and you'll have magnificient facial hair for the rest of your life.

but

You will scream everything at the top of your lungs like a stereotypical Russian man (I.e. Heavy Weapons Guy)

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RedDeadRedemption26 years ago

Just write stuff in a notebook to talk to people like a normal person.

EyeOfTruth8 years ago

WOOO HAHAHAHA THIS POST MAKE ME RICH!! I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON!! AND I GOT NEW FACIAL HAIR AND ITS FABULOUS!!!!!

Thomas Stone12 years ago

I ALREADY PRESS BUTTON TO GET MANY MONEYS! NOW I PRESS AGAIN FOR BEARD! NOW I AM TRUE RUSSIAN MAN!

DistantCoder2 years ago

so true

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David_H9 years ago

FUCK. YES.

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

PUT DISPENSER HERE!

BeakedLemon17 9 years ago

Pootis Spencer here!

RGPZ7 years ago

Just Use Sign Language Wont That Work

SpicyCheese7 years ago

Im gonna be like jacksepticeye he screams.

Lzke7 years ago

I PRESSED THIS BUTTON! IT WORKS GREAT! I CAN NOW DRINK VODKA!

TheSpy8 years ago

ME AND SANDVICH ARE COMING FOR YOU

Nova_Fox8 years ago

RUUUUNNNN RUUUUNNN COWARDS!!

TrueFacts8 years ago

So I become Putin

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

CRY SOME MORE

WBGrock8 years ago

THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL! WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD.

apersonthingy8 years ago

Who touched Sasha?!

magicdog20137 years ago

Me

OnlyHereBecauseOfDanAndPhil8 years ago

no facial hair for me, thank you very much.

JGirlPearl6669 years ago

I am a woman why would I want facial hair?

Migdin18 years ago

Because it will be magnificent

DaniLions9 years ago

Im a 14 year old girl

Gianna Frederick12 years ago

im a girl i dont want facial hair!!!!

TeamSkullGruntViolet8 years ago

Me too except I'm fine with facial hair

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Will Merrihew12 years ago

I FAIL TO SEE THE DOWNSIDE. I AM HEAVY WEAPONS MAN AND I APPROVE.

Josh Rios12 years ago

NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN. WE SHOULD GO BOWLING!

Bertrand Lecerf12 years ago

DA! I AM HEAVY WEAPON GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON !

Ville Starck12 years ago

WIN-WIN! I LOVE SACHA

Alejandro Garcia12 years ago

FUCK YES

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago

EXPLAIN DOWNSIDE I AM RUSSIAN DALEK!!

Tyler Dixon12 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't want to do that

Natquestions8 years ago

I would learn Russian

Chavan Areeraksa12 years ago

WHERE'S THE DOWNSIDE?

EveryNameIsTaken83724 years ago

ONLY IDIOTS PRESS THE BUTTON! IMAGINE PRESSING IT!

jshaw719 years ago

So I'd be like Joe from Family Guy? but rich, and powerful? I'm in...

Swshine3217 years ago

I don't want fucking facial hair cuz I'm a fucking woman

Stormyfalls9 years ago

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Stormyfalls9 years ago

I DONT KNOW WHY IT DID THAT BUT I WAS GOING TO SAY I AM HEAVY!

LordOfTheToilet9 years ago

its like im an army general

SniperEagle12348 years ago

I already scream everything

TheZombieKnights(TZK)9 years ago

I see no problem with being hysterically loud

Plump Pug9 years ago

wHERES THE DOWNSIDE

Nicholasjohnofferle8 years ago

Error 404: downside not found

TheBestButtonPresser9 years ago

I like to scare people anyways

Kay_Button_Meh2 years ago

as long as i dont get facial hair im good

XDRandomGamerDX9 years ago

Hell yeah!!!

Eric Samples12 years ago

LOOOOOL

REGEN9 years ago

SANDWICH MAKE ME STRONG

Sanspr04 years ago

IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE HEAVY WEAPON MAN AND SANS AT THE SAME TIME

Hereiamkillme0119 years ago

WHAT IS DOWNSIDE TO THIS?!?!??

vert3437 years ago

I can stop talking for infinite money

barlowsmash9 years ago

I don't like it ):

MidgetRunning9 years ago

HOW DARE YOU NOT PReSS BUTTON?

dfuzzbear8 years ago

I already scream everything I say at the top of my lungs

olemartin11 years ago

win win situation

Prism8 years ago

I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY DILDO!

auditour39 years ago

I SEE NO DOWN IN SITUATION

Hardtriczz8 years ago

Now I can have the best of Jack and Pewds!

Horatio J. R. Hawes12 years ago

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THESE THING, IS BAD I SPEAK AS RUSSIAN?!

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