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You will be extremely rich and powerful, and you'll have magnificient facial hair for the rest of your life.
but
You will scream everything at the top of your lungs like a stereotypical Russian man (I.e. Heavy Weapons Guy)
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RedDeadRedemption26 years ago
Just write stuff in a notebook to talk to people like a normal person.

EyeOfTruth8 years ago
WOOO HAHAHAHA THIS POST MAKE ME RICH!! I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON!! AND I GOT NEW FACIAL HAIR AND ITS FABULOUS!!!!!

Thomas Stone12 years ago
I ALREADY PRESS BUTTON TO GET MANY MONEYS! NOW I PRESS AGAIN FOR BEARD! NOW I AM TRUE RUSSIAN MAN!

DistantCoder2 years ago
so true
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David_H9 years ago
FUCK. YES.

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago
PUT DISPENSER HERE!

BeakedLemon17 9 years ago
Pootis Spencer here!

RGPZ7 years ago
Just Use Sign Language Wont That Work

SpicyCheese7 years ago
Im gonna be like jacksepticeye he screams.

Lzke7 years ago
I PRESSED THIS BUTTON! IT WORKS GREAT! I CAN NOW DRINK VODKA!

TheSpy8 years ago
ME AND SANDVICH ARE COMING FOR YOU

Nova_Fox8 years ago
RUUUUNNNN RUUUUNNN COWARDS!!

TrueFacts8 years ago
So I become Putin

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
CRY SOME MORE

WBGrock8 years ago
THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL! WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD.

apersonthingy8 years ago
Who touched Sasha?!

magicdog20137 years ago
Me

OnlyHereBecauseOfDanAndPhil8 years ago
no facial hair for me, thank you very much.

JGirlPearl6669 years ago
I am a woman why would I want facial hair?

Migdin18 years ago
Because it will be magnificent

DaniLions9 years ago
Im a 14 year old girl

Gianna Frederick12 years ago
im a girl i dont want facial hair!!!!

TeamSkullGruntViolet8 years ago
Me too except I'm fine with facial hair
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Will Merrihew12 years ago
I FAIL TO SEE THE DOWNSIDE. I AM HEAVY WEAPONS MAN AND I APPROVE.

Josh Rios12 years ago
NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN. WE SHOULD GO BOWLING!

Bertrand Lecerf12 years ago
DA! I AM HEAVY WEAPON GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON !

Ville Starck12 years ago
WIN-WIN! I LOVE SACHA

Alejandro Garcia12 years ago
FUCK YES

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago
EXPLAIN DOWNSIDE I AM RUSSIAN DALEK!!

Tyler Dixon12 years ago
Who the hell wouldn't want to do that

AssHar8 years ago
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

brian9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

Princepoyolast year
POOTIS DESPENSER HERE

winterfrost9 years ago
I AM A GIRL AND I STILL WANT THE BEARD AND ALSO THE MONEYS AND POWER

Fireking1257 years ago
I ALREADY DO THAT SO NO DOWNSIDE!!!!!

BiGaRiOuS9 years ago
Sooo like a Russian Donald Trump?

ThePaulDude4 years ago
There"s no upside to this.

CRAFTBHOY249 years ago
I GO PRESS BUTTON

BartekTomasik7 years ago
SCOUT IS DEAD! IS NICE.

MidgetRunning9 years ago
I DON'T SEE THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS.

BlazeoFT8 years ago
DOBRE DIEM

thealphaturkey10 years ago
i don't want facial hair bruh i'm a girl

dankmemes1018 years ago
Facial hair on a woman would look....off

colekdaking8 years ago
I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY AND THIS IS MY MONEY.

Carolyna Rayne Willis12 years ago
lol no face hair and i already do

Illuminati_bisscotti6 years ago
This insult the motherland, I cheeki breeki on you, you tosti bobushka!

fnaf_fan9 years ago
DOWNIDE THERE IS NONE I CAN GET MINIGUN

Lolipop989 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

GhostKing6608 years ago
downside?

PERD THE ZOMBIE9 years ago
HELL FUCKING YEAH

Xx coogar xX9 years ago
so wut if i scream alot i am rich yey haire onedirecton

carrotorre9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
i got food poison it made me angry i call ghost buster hey ghost buster there is ghosts in my mcdonal bourgir

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
this would be hilarious to see. if you get an accent this is even funnier. but don't expect stealth.....

Nigma Edward12 years ago
So I would become Thor

lemon8544 years ago
NOW I HAVE THE MONEYS TIME TO TAKE BACK THE MOTHERLAND AND REBUILD COMMUNISM!
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