Will You Press The Button?

IAmBarackObamalast year

Be me > press button > get life > buy expensive stuff online > resell for big money > hire someone else to use internet for me

RCdabest9 years ago

oh wait, this is telling me to get a life, HECK YEAH< GET KANGARO BOOTS AND JUMP AROUND TOWN ALL DAY!!!!!!!!

TopHat 123456789109 years ago

Nope Nope Nope! no more games no more steam no more youtube I watch youtube for a living!

JoshMeister4 years ago

I think you will still have Steam, but you cannot play games that require wifi

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

alright I guess I'll just have to BROWSE the internet

halo1579 years ago

no youtube! ahhhhh!

emo maggot9 years ago

i. hate. shopping.

Kim Smallwood12 years ago

Uhm...no tumblr..? Naw.. No fanfics..? Naw...

harry_prabhu4 years ago

damn straight kim! you tell "em

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SciFiBro8 years ago

I have another network sim

dinolord sonic9 years ago

nothing? not even this game?!?! (sarcastic surprised gasp)

Greenaidtank449 years ago

ever heard of DATA

BrendanCross8 years ago

Still "Internet" in my opinion, just not on WiFi

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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

All I ever needed '__'

Emma Heartgrave Nesbit12 years ago

No tumblr? No instagram? No fanfics? No YouTube? No thank you

Bodhiskywalker6 years ago

kenwashere21 your profile pic fits

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Louriana Davis12 years ago

NO, YOU CAN SIMPLY DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF SNAKES.

Koramoz4 years ago

buy your own internet then use that

Olemannrar9 years ago

I can just use data

Polarize21128 years ago

Use books plus that means no more tinder

Zoroark 9 years ago

Google Andy Dick he couldn't play batman for shit

CCthecat9 years ago

DEVIANTART N YOUTUBE R LIFE

Ethan Mackey12 years ago

I use the internet for so much, ok maybe not but I use youtube.

abcx8 years ago

I could become Carl and spend the rest of my live watching every movie in existence. I mean, I have infinite free time since you can indeed order food from the internet and watching movies is also not too bad of a hobby (and you can still play offline).

StarTheVampire9 years ago

Only because I have a best friend that I talk to on the other side of the country.

MC_Bake7 years ago

But didn't you say you cloud get anything

KatzSimmer9 years ago

That way, I buy any thing INCLUDING AN AXOLOTL

PoopyPotato9 years ago

Just use AT&T, Verizon, and those built in internet things. Its not actual internet, its just you paying once a month. Simple. AND HELL YES IMMA BE THE QUEEN OF FASHION

Drakonis7 years ago

buy stuff sell it and pay somebody to do stuff on the internet for you

21jamsis9 years ago

Not the porn!!!

Seventh8 years ago

Use data

Harry Knight10 years ago

That was a hard decision, but I will go with the free stuff!

Seapony8 years ago

Don't underestimate what you can buy on the Internet, people. And anyway, I could make my own private Internet with all the stuff I buy, and bankrupt all the ISPs.

DigiDavid9 years ago

No youtube or fanfic?NOOOOOOO!!!!!

xX*-*Xx9 years ago

NO MORE UNDERTALE!?!

William Bishop12 years ago

So I couldn't write my Fanfictions? GO DIE IN A HOLE.

AsuraShun2 years ago

using the internet is basically getting or shipping stuff straight from the screen and into your eyes

Syd The Kid9 years ago

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