Will You Press The Button?

Jarebare 11 years ago

Don't press the button. No zombie apocalypse

moustacheplumber 11 years ago

exactly

Tedder 4 years ago

I was told my survival was gauranteed..?

LoG_PiE 2 years ago

During, not after

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KawaiiCelebi 10 years ago

Okay so if it guarantees my survival, then I can't die from one of the guns being my cause of death. This button contradicts itslf, so I can survive the apocalypse.

Djskully 5 years ago

I could just throw the guns to the zombies and run away to get a mini gun

Ironsquid123 5 years ago

Imma make a loadout. Primary: Remington 870 [ i think thats the name ] Secondary: 50 AE pistol. Backup: Super shorty shotgun. [ thats like a touge twister. ]

DefinitlyNotTord 5 years ago

Ive been a Zombeh. I don't need help killing them. Me and the Zombehs are Homies

Alex Frank Thompson 13 years ago

My thought, destroy 2 of them, and attempt to kill yourself with the third, the act will make you know which one will kill you, therefor it wont. From then on it cant, because it has bee proven that the only one possible it cant be.

Riolu 8 years ago

But your dead if it is that one

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Wallbreaker 6 years ago

My Weapons will be, Bfg 9000, The Crucible Blade and The Unmaykr, The bfg is more likely its gonna kill me, so i will use it only when im about to die and if there is the biggest horde of Zombies coming at me

L123 6 years ago

We even don't know which can cause death

Albin123211 9 years ago

So you get guns TO SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE but then you won’t survive cuz ur weapon will kill ya wut?

Namelessgameing 10 years ago

So if your going to die YOLO it and kill all the zombies

akiyama-san 11 years ago

During the apocalypse guns or weapon can kill me, so I destroy them when apocalypse is finish

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

You don't know when youll die

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Josh Carbine 13 years ago

everyone knows to save the last bullet for yourself

jackman 11 years ago

josh is right u save it 4 ur head

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Alexis Hill 13 years ago

It's contradicting, is the weapons guarantee your survival but they kill you anyways what would the point be in accepting the weapons when you have no idea when you'll be killed by them and the paranoia would most probably lead to you throwing out the weap... [Show full comment]

HumanUsSr57 4 years ago

its russian roulette

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago

'Weapons' can include Pokemon. Even the Pokemon games/anime/manga says so.

Tricky 9 years ago

Then one day, yveltal accidentally sucks all your life energy

PuePop 11 years ago

Hey! i just wanna kill some zombies! WHAT!?! IM NOT CRAZY! right?... SHUT UP!!

sydneymoss 8 years ago

I JUST SAVED THE WORLD!! HOW? By not pressing the button

Trailman05 8 years ago

Thank you my hero!!!

Willy Oh 13 years ago

I'll just find my own weapons, thank you very much...

lightrider 10 years ago

What if I lose all the weapons?

ScuicidalSheep 9 years ago

Scar h, d-50 and vector .45 are my choice

Sam123sam 10 years ago

Well u live through the apocalypse so baccy u live longer any way

Gaboseries 11 years ago

You destroy the weapons once the apocalypse is over.

spartans 3 years ago

I will plant a peashooter

logicalreasons 11 years ago

I'm scared to death by zombies so yes plz

Zacattac 10 years ago

the answer(halo 5), gravity gun (half life 2 also probs the cause of my death), and control tether (metal arms: glitch in the system)

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago

"The" zombie apocalypse? Wait what

GameGuru99 12 years ago

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PosterComment 10 years ago

But it says you don't know when it will kill you if you try that you might survive but then die later.

RoloChambers 11 years ago

I choose a cloud, fog,and oxygen. Boom no death!!!! It didn't say you couldn't choose.

tao tao 11 years ago

Weapons guarantee survival but kill you so the don't guarantee survival?

1337master 9 years ago

So a 14 y/o, a minigun, a flamethrower and a crossbow walk into a zombie apocalypse...

1337master 9 years ago

Also, here are some ways they could kill me: I shoot the crossbow straight into the air, making the arrow fall straight back into my head; a minigun bullet (somehow) ricocheting off of something and killing me; me burning up in my own flames; or any of the... [Show full comment]

Chet Deleo 13 years ago

How did almost 50% of the people click the button... idiots.

jpegdotbmp last year

damn i shouldn't have taken a gun from chekhov

Aircatcher 11 years ago

The walking drunk. Probably a better way to survive

Wolf123 9 years ago

Get rid of those, and get new ones. Probolem solved :D

Imasadandlonley 11 years ago

Destroy them after the apocalypse.

BobbyWasabiMk2 10 years ago

Or you could not press the button and live your life in peace and everyone you love will be all happy

CheapSheep 11 years ago

But I thought the weapons guaranteed your survival...

EpicSparklez98 11 years ago

Swords, swords, and more swords please~!

PuePop 11 years ago

Hey! i just wanna kill some zombies! WHAT!?! IM NOT CRAZY! right?... SHUT UP!!

Unamedfelon 8 years ago

this basically guarantees your death

Ocelotz 9 years ago

Id like to see how a watergun is gonna kill me, your gonna survive anyway so ask for 3 waterguns for fun

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

and im wondering how a watergun can kill a zombie

ArKade47 10 years ago

Machete, machete, and Beretta M9

oliver 11 years ago

What if my gun is water gun that can only affects zombie and it can't hurt humans

Xxxbutton masterxxx 11 years ago

It's like that thing in fnaf 1 night 7 aka custom nights where Freddy fazbear can appear in any door and you don't know where Freddy is gonna be so it's like that

Lanytai2010 3 years ago

If an zombie apocalypse were to happen, I'd rather get bitten and join the winning team.

HarmlessPanda 11 years ago

Ima just survive it walking dead style

VagsauceMichael 9 years ago

Or you could just not hit the button and avoid the zombie apocalypse and not die

lonleyman 6 years ago

ill just find some at a gun place, if not ill go to another, and another, and another, and another, and another, aaaand another :\

babyshaker 12 years ago

How the fuck can these weapons "guarantee your survival" if they end up killing you?

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