Will You Press The Button?

Jarebare 11 years ago

Don't press the button. No zombie apocalypse

moustacheplumber 11 years ago

exactly

Tedder 4 years ago

I was told my survival was gauranteed..?

LoG_PiE 2 years ago

During, not after

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KawaiiCelebi 10 years ago

Okay so if it guarantees my survival, then I can't die from one of the guns being my cause of death. This button contradicts itslf, so I can survive the apocalypse.

Djskully 5 years ago

I could just throw the guns to the zombies and run away to get a mini gun

Ironsquid123 5 years ago

Imma make a loadout. Primary: Remington 870 [ i think thats the name ] Secondary: 50 AE pistol. Backup: Super shorty shotgun. [ thats like a touge twister. ]

DefinitlyNotTord 5 years ago

Ive been a Zombeh. I don't need help killing them. Me and the Zombehs are Homies

Wallbreaker 6 years ago

My Weapons will be, Bfg 9000, The Crucible Blade and The Unmaykr, The bfg is more likely its gonna kill me, so i will use it only when im about to die and if there is the biggest horde of Zombies coming at me

Alex Frank Thompson 13 years ago

My thought, destroy 2 of them, and attempt to kill yourself with the third, the act will make you know which one will kill you, therefor it wont. From then on it cant, because it has bee proven that the only one possible it cant be.

Riolu 7 years ago

But your dead if it is that one

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L123 6 years ago

We even don't know which can cause death

Albin123211 9 years ago

So you get guns TO SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE but then you won’t survive cuz ur weapon will kill ya wut?

Namelessgameing 10 years ago

So if your going to die YOLO it and kill all the zombies

akiyama-san 11 years ago

During the apocalypse guns or weapon can kill me, so I destroy them when apocalypse is finish

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

You don't know when youll die

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Josh Carbine 13 years ago

everyone knows to save the last bullet for yourself

jackman 11 years ago

josh is right u save it 4 ur head

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Alexis Hill 13 years ago

It's contradicting, is the weapons guarantee your survival but they kill you anyways what would the point be in accepting the weapons when you have no idea when you'll be killed by them and the paranoia would most probably lead to you throwing out the weap... [Show full comment]

HumanUsSr57 4 years ago

its russian roulette

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago

'Weapons' can include Pokemon. Even the Pokemon games/anime/manga says so.

Tricky 9 years ago

Then one day, yveltal accidentally sucks all your life energy

Random insanity 11 years ago

MMMMMM WHAT YA SAY *flys away and kills the button with fire*

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MyNameIsBoring 9 years ago

Fuck off you atention whore!

RPMGamer 11 years ago

you said they would guarantee safety, so it doesent make sense that they will kill you?

SirBiggles 11 years ago

Step 1. Lightsaber Step 2. Don't be an idiot Alright I'm good

Panifex 9 years ago

If you don't press this button, there won't be a zombie apocalypse...

Bobby Mill 13 years ago

I'd rather be shot in the head than be eaten by a zombie...

SsgSsjKaioken 10 years ago

I can always choose wisely

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Jellax-Jedi 9 years ago

Time for the Death Star, goodbye Earth.

SnowyAzazel 10 years ago

simplest easiest solution wait till the very end of the apocalypse then once you have lived through it all destroy the guns seeing as it says it will kill you but you dont know when but you will survive the apocalypse guaranteed no matter what.

Choronzon 10 years ago

Water guns and super soakers....filled with booze.

Blahgirlson 11 years ago

I pressed the button. having a 33% chance of dying by weapon fire or some sort of modern weapon misfire is better than being turned into a zombie.

ockeybuto 11 years ago

I already have guns, and know how to survive away from civilisation for long periods of time.

__senoj__ 8 years ago

In that case they don’t guarantee your survival...

Charles Adams 13 years ago

After the apocalypse get rid of them

Cosmic_Universe 10 years ago

You said Guarantee survival!

Crystal1501 10 years ago

Get the weapons, give them to someone you love and care about, tell them to never come looking for you until the apocalypse is over and they destroy them, then run into a hidden lair with already built-in weapons, 100% secure from zombies. That way, that p... [Show full comment]