Will You Press The Button?

BrotherOats2 months ago

Just do nerf gun, water gun, and plastic toy soldier gun.

Tedder2 years ago

I was told my survival was gauranteed..?

LoG_PiE10 months ago

During, not after

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Jarebare9 years ago

Don't press the button. No zombie apocalypse

moustacheplumber9 years ago

exactly

Djskully3 years ago

I could just throw the guns to the zombies and run away to get a mini gun

Ironsquid1234 years ago

Imma make a loadout. Primary: Remington 870 [ i think thats the name ] Secondary: 50 AE pistol. Backup: Super shorty shotgun. [ thats like a touge twister. ]

DefinitlyNotTord4 years ago

Ive been a Zombeh. I don't need help killing them. Me and the Zombehs are Homies

KawaiiCelebi9 years ago

Okay so if it guarantees my survival, then I can't die from one of the guns being my cause of death. This button contradicts itslf, so I can survive the apocalypse.

Wallbreaker4 years ago

My Weapons will be, Bfg 9000, The Crucible Blade and The Unmaykr, The bfg is more likely its gonna kill me, so i will use it only when im about to die and if there is the biggest horde of Zombies coming at me

L1234 years ago

We even don't know which can cause death

Albin1232117 years ago

So you get guns TO SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE but then you won’t survive cuz ur weapon will kill ya wut?

Alex Frank Thompson12 years ago

My thought, destroy 2 of them, and attempt to kill yourself with the third, the act will make you know which one will kill you, therefor it wont. From then on it cant, because it has bee proven that the only one possible it cant be.

Riolu6 years ago

But your dead if it is that one

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Namelessgameing9 years ago

So if your going to die YOLO it and kill all the zombies

akiyama-san9 years ago

During the apocalypse guns or weapon can kill me, so I destroy them when apocalypse is finish

GangsternauwL8 years ago

You don't know when youll die

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Josh Carbine12 years ago

everyone knows to save the last bullet for yourself

jackman9 years ago

josh is right u save it 4 ur head

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Alexis Hill12 years ago

It's contradicting, is the weapons guarantee your survival but they kill you anyways what would the point be in accepting the weapons when you have no idea when you'll be killed by them and the paranoia would most probably lead to you throwing out the weap...[Show full comment]

HumanUsSr573 years ago

its russian roulette

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago

'Weapons' can include Pokemon. Even the Pokemon games/anime/manga says so.

Tricky8 years ago

Then one day, yveltal accidentally sucks all your life energy

Vavakx10 years ago

@Kill4money213 Just become a bandit and manually continue the apocalypse using your immortality?

bertofoda58 years ago

Suicide

Goliath979 years ago

Toss the crap gun get a better one problem solved survival

Zacattac9 years ago

what if someone finds it and kills you?

RodenM8 years ago

I'll have to use them sparingly

Rabines9 years ago

Wait youll survive but you will die... wtf

TheArkerportian7 years ago

Side note: If you don't press the button, there will be no zombie apocalypse in the first place, I suppose?

Da Boss9 years ago

Just get a fuc*ING NUKE !!!

CollinCarter7 years ago

Don't press button, stop apocalypse

chennai949 years ago

Remove the bullets, didn't say anything about needing bullets to survive.

Rocket8 years ago

At least you get cool guns

Tigeyck 9 years ago

Shotgun, AK, Barret, and destroy them when the apocalypse is over

Little_rocky_horror_shop4 months ago

Better to have the guns that cause your death, than to not have them. At least if I have them, I might survive to an old age and on my deathbed, my children use them to put me put of my misery

whoknows?9 years ago

it guarantees u surviving so it wont kill u

RPMGamer9 years ago

you said they would guarantee safety, so it doesent make sense that they will kill you?

Random insanity10 years ago

MMMMMM WHAT YA SAY *flys away and kills the button with fire*

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MyNameIsBoring8 years ago

Fuck off you atention whore!

SirBiggles9 years ago

Step 1. Lightsaber Step 2. Don't be an idiot Alright I'm good

Panifex7 years ago

If you don't press this button, there won't be a zombie apocalypse...

Bobby Mill12 years ago

I'd rather be shot in the head than be eaten by a zombie...

SsgSsjKaioken 9 years ago

I can always choose wisely

Jellax-Jedi8 years ago

Time for the Death Star, goodbye Earth.

SnowyAzazel9 years ago

simplest easiest solution wait till the very end of the apocalypse then once you have lived through it all destroy the guns seeing as it says it will kill you but you dont know when but you will survive the apocalypse guaranteed no matter what.

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Blahgirlson10 years ago

I pressed the button. having a 33% chance of dying by weapon fire or some sort of modern weapon misfire is better than being turned into a zombie.

Choronzon8 years ago

Water guns and super soakers....filled with booze.

__senoj__7 years ago

In that case they don’t guarantee your survival...

Charles Adams12 years ago

After the apocalypse get rid of them

Cosmic_Universe8 years ago

You said Guarantee survival!

ockeybuto9 years ago

I already have guns, and know how to survive away from civilisation for long periods of time.

Crystal15019 years ago

Get the weapons, give them to someone you love and care about, tell them to never come looking for you until the apocalypse is over and they destroy them, then run into a hidden lair with already built-in weapons, 100% secure from zombies. That way, that p...[Show full comment]

melonlord9 years ago

sell dem for £500 so you can get anything

GamerTime_20029 years ago

Ill find one some other way

Tricky8 years ago

Don't press the button and no zombie apocalypse will happen. Stay alive.

Iggy9 years ago

If you end up killing yourself with your own weapon, THAT'S NOT SURVIVING!

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