Okay so if it guarantees my survival, then I can't die from one of the guns being my cause of death. This button contradicts itslf, so I can survive the apocalypse.
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Djskully5 years ago
I could just throw the guns to the zombies and run away to get a mini gun
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Ironsquid1235 years ago
Imma make a loadout.
Primary: Remington 870 [ i think thats the name ]
Secondary: 50 AE pistol.
Backup: Super shorty shotgun. [ thats like a touge twister. ]
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DefinitlyNotTord5 years ago
Ive been a Zombeh. I don't need help killing them. Me and the Zombehs are Homies
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Wallbreaker6 years ago
My Weapons will be, Bfg 9000, The Crucible Blade and The Unmaykr, The bfg is more likely its gonna kill me, so i will use it only when im about to die and if there is the biggest horde of Zombies coming at me
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Alex Frank Thompson13 years ago
My thought, destroy 2 of them, and attempt to kill yourself with the third, the act will make you know which one will kill you, therefor it wont. From then on it cant, because it has bee proven that the only
one possible it cant be.
It's contradicting, is the weapons guarantee your survival but they kill you anyways what would the point be in accepting the weapons when you have no idea when you'll be killed by them and the paranoia would most probably lead to you throwing out the weap...[Show full comment]
HumanUsSr574 years ago
its russian roulette
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Natasha Cherryblossom13 years ago
'Weapons' can include Pokemon. Even the Pokemon games/anime/manga says so.
Tricky9 years ago
Then one day, yveltal accidentally sucks all your life energy
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meatysandwich9 years ago
Better than getting your brain eaten
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Xxxbutton masterxxx11 years ago
And it's contradicting
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TheOfficalReoGoldingWYPTB3 years ago
LOOP HOLE WARNING:
DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON, NO APOCALYPSE
LOOPHOLE WARNING
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TootyTootan11 years ago
1 sentence to surviving the Zambie Apocalypse.
There is no Zombie Apocalypes to survive.
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thedarkangelthe211 years ago
Meh. Yolo.
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hobbitgenius12 years ago
Just don't use them. If you are guaranteed survival then who needs them?
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Krusek10 years ago
have one weapon
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CocoPlays9 years ago
I’d break the two weapons that can actually hurt me, and have the third weapon harmless, so it would be difficult to kill me
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Aidan Vargas13 years ago
Say "no" and get a normal weapon. Easy.
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Blood of Gaea10 years ago
One of the three must be a gun, so choose three weapons that aren't guns.
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Dreamwarrior1411 years ago
Katanna sword!
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Zacattac10 years ago
light saber, power armor that can resist lightsabers, and ummm tank?
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Codster17711 years ago
It did not say I did not know which one.
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MyNameIsBoring9 years ago
Well use one of those weapons and when you come across a raider or a trader just give them all your weapons and get something else done!
Ocelotz9 years ago
The trader will kill you then
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Vavakx11 years ago
@Kill4money213 Just become a bandit and manually continue the apocalypse using your immortality?
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bertofoda510 years ago
Suicide
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Goliath9711 years ago
Toss the crap gun get a better one problem solved survival
Zacattac10 years ago
what if someone finds it and kills you?
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RodenM10 years ago
I'll have to use them sparingly
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Rabines11 years ago
Wait youll survive but you will die... wtf
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TheArkerportian8 years ago
Side note: If you don't press the button, there will be no zombie apocalypse in the first place, I suppose?
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chennai9410 years ago
Remove the bullets, didn't say anything about needing bullets to survive.
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Da Boss11 years ago
Just get a fuc*ING NUKE !!!
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CollinCarter9 years ago
Don't press button, stop apocalypse
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Little_rocky_horror_shop2 years ago
Better to have the guns that cause your death, than to not have them. At least if I have them, I might survive to an old age and on my deathbed, my children use them to put me put of my misery
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whoknows?11 years ago
it guarantees u surviving so it wont kill u
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Rocket9 years ago
At least you get cool guns
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Tigeyck 10 years ago
Shotgun, AK, Barret, and destroy them when the apocalypse is over
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Hasaky10 years ago
Big brother Find the 2 and tomorrow you will get kissed 55555555555555555555555555555555552555555555555555555555555555555555555 count down 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1... Now close your eyes snd make a wish! Paste this into 15 coments and your wish will come true!...[Show full comment]
MyNameIsBoring9 years ago
Fuck off you atention whore!
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RPMGamer11 years ago
you said they would guarantee safety, so it doesent make sense that they will kill you?
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Random insanity11 years ago
MMMMMM WHAT YA SAY *flys away and kills the button with fire*
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SirBiggles11 years ago
Step 1. Lightsaber
Step 2. Don't be an idiot
Alright I'm good
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Panifex9 years ago
If you don't press this button, there won't be a zombie apocalypse...
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Bobby Mill13 years ago
I'd rather be shot in the head than be eaten by a zombie...
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