Will You Press The Button?

BrotherOats2 months ago

Just do nerf gun, water gun, and plastic toy soldier gun.

Tedder2 years ago

I was told my survival was gauranteed..?

LoG_PiE10 months ago

During, not after

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Jarebare9 years ago

Don't press the button. No zombie apocalypse

moustacheplumber9 years ago

exactly

Djskully3 years ago

I could just throw the guns to the zombies and run away to get a mini gun

Ironsquid1234 years ago

Imma make a loadout. Primary: Remington 870 [ i think thats the name ] Secondary: 50 AE pistol. Backup: Super shorty shotgun. [ thats like a touge twister. ]

DefinitlyNotTord4 years ago

Ive been a Zombeh. I don't need help killing them. Me and the Zombehs are Homies

KawaiiCelebi9 years ago

Okay so if it guarantees my survival, then I can't die from one of the guns being my cause of death. This button contradicts itslf, so I can survive the apocalypse.

Wallbreaker4 years ago

My Weapons will be, Bfg 9000, The Crucible Blade and The Unmaykr, The bfg is more likely its gonna kill me, so i will use it only when im about to die and if there is the biggest horde of Zombies coming at me

L1234 years ago

We even don't know which can cause death

Albin1232117 years ago

So you get guns TO SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE but then you won’t survive cuz ur weapon will kill ya wut?

Alex Frank Thompson12 years ago

My thought, destroy 2 of them, and attempt to kill yourself with the third, the act will make you know which one will kill you, therefor it wont. From then on it cant, because it has bee proven that the only one possible it cant be.

Riolu6 years ago

But your dead if it is that one

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Namelessgameing9 years ago

So if your going to die YOLO it and kill all the zombies

akiyama-san9 years ago

During the apocalypse guns or weapon can kill me, so I destroy them when apocalypse is finish

GangsternauwL8 years ago

You don't know when youll die

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Josh Carbine12 years ago

everyone knows to save the last bullet for yourself

jackman9 years ago

josh is right u save it 4 ur head

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Alexis Hill12 years ago

It's contradicting, is the weapons guarantee your survival but they kill you anyways what would the point be in accepting the weapons when you have no idea when you'll be killed by them and the paranoia would most probably lead to you throwing out the weap...[Show full comment]

HumanUsSr573 years ago

its russian roulette

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago

'Weapons' can include Pokemon. Even the Pokemon games/anime/manga says so.

Tricky8 years ago

Then one day, yveltal accidentally sucks all your life energy

Charles Adams12 years ago

After the apocalypse get rid of them

Cosmic_Universe8 years ago

You said Guarantee survival!

ockeybuto9 years ago

I already have guns, and know how to survive away from civilisation for long periods of time.

__senoj__7 years ago

In that case they don’t guarantee your survival...

Crystal15019 years ago

Get the weapons, give them to someone you love and care about, tell them to never come looking for you until the apocalypse is over and they destroy them, then run into a hidden lair with already built-in weapons, 100% secure from zombies. That way, that p...[Show full comment]

melonlord9 years ago

sell dem for £500 so you can get anything

GamerTime_20029 years ago

Ill find one some other way

Tricky8 years ago

Don't press the button and no zombie apocalypse will happen. Stay alive.

Iggy9 years ago

If you end up killing yourself with your own weapon, THAT'S NOT SURVIVING!

Jhacker8A8 years ago

Im not dieing by a zombie

Deleted User9 years ago

naw im good fam i already have guns

Random insanity10 years ago

MMMMMM WHAT YA SAY *flys away and kills the button with fire*

PuePop9 years ago

Hey! i just wanna kill some zombies! WHAT!?! IM NOT CRAZY! right?... SHUT UP!!

sydneymoss7 years ago

I JUST SAVED THE WORLD!! HOW? By not pressing the button

Trailman057 years ago

Thank you my hero!!!

Willy Oh12 years ago

I'll just find my own weapons, thank you very much...

lightrider9 years ago

What if I lose all the weapons?

ScuicidalSheep8 years ago

Scar h, d-50 and vector .45 are my choice

Sam123sam9 years ago

Well u live through the apocalypse so baccy u live longer any way

Gaboseries9 years ago

You destroy the weapons once the apocalypse is over.

spartanslast year

I will plant a peashooter

logicalreasons10 years ago

I'm scared to death by zombies so yes plz

Zacattac8 years ago

the answer(halo 5), gravity gun (half life 2 also probs the cause of my death), and control tether (metal arms: glitch in the system)

AFourTunePotato5 years ago

"The" zombie apocalypse? Wait what

GameGuru9910 years ago

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PosterComment8 years ago

But it says you don't know when it will kill you if you try that you might survive but then die later.

RoloChambers9 years ago

I choose a cloud, fog,and oxygen. Boom no death!!!! It didn't say you couldn't choose.

tao tao9 years ago

Weapons guarantee survival but kill you so the don't guarantee survival?

1337master7 years ago

So a 14 y/o, a minigun, a flamethrower and a crossbow walk into a zombie apocalypse...

1337master7 years ago

Also, here are some ways they could kill me: I shoot the crossbow straight into the air, making the arrow fall straight back into my head; a minigun bullet (somehow) ricocheting off of something and killing me; me burning up in my own flames; or any of the...[Show full comment]