I dont do humans. I have zoophila, but I DONT include humans. I also have mechophila and objectum sexual. But I still dont do humans! Also Ill fuck/date aliens as well. If they exist, which im sure they do.
ThePaulDude4 years ago
This smells like a pile of crap, so is the person who said this.
I'd pick someone who is a hard worker and is pretty smart and is nice so I don't have to pay them and can work around the house and enjoy chores
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Devalore10 years ago
80 years later on my deathbed
"Oh honey do i still owe you that 60 grand? I do? ok well i'll get that..."
Heart rate monitor flatlines
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Sophia Lyszczyk12 years ago
loki is now my husbandfu
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Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
I have a lot of money, so I can pay for it.
Fluttershy is now my wife.
minifruitloop9 years ago
I hope you bronies realize that you're sexualizing horses. You literally want to fuck a horse from a show made for little girls younger than nine years old.
I don't have that money now, but I may in the future, and it will be worth it
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DonaldTrump4life$$$9 years ago
IM RICH AS F%*K SO HELL YEAH!!!!
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BoomBoy4 years ago
I pressed a button for infinite wishes actually
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ShyGirl922058 years ago
What is a "Waifu" and a "husbandfu"
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Kittenlover1016 years ago
Human trafficking?
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Samirah11 years ago
and you don't pay more then that throughout your life as it is?
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EpicGamerGirlXO9 years ago
If I really loved them, it would be worth it
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thatoneBooperDooper9 years ago
Just pressed a button for infiite money JACK IS MINE
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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
WTF is a Waifu or husbandfu?!
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Arachne92837384 months ago
Once I make some schmoney, I'll be set!
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MishtiDoi7 years ago
Equal monthly instalments. Again, it"s an option not a compulsion.
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ThePaulDude4 years ago
You could use some other button to get your waifu/husbando without having to pay a shit load of money for them.
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SuperFox13510 years ago
What if your dream person isn't who you thought it would be. No
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firedam_fangirl8 years ago
That"s the definition of a wedding.
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Ausidore9 years ago
I'd marry the human version of Garroth. #He'sSoHawt!
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Yau Lye Hong9 years ago
Hope this is in Hong Kong Dollars.
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MEOWZLy5 years ago
i pressed the button for infinite money
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DaLord10 years ago
People need to spend that much on the ring and dress anyway...
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ElectricBoogaloo9 years ago
*husbando
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Thedarkx7 years ago
Ugh I change my mind I would marry a rich person steal there money and then use tht to pay the money for someone tht I actually care about
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abcx9 years ago
Just marry a trillionaire.
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Pyrox10 years ago
Wow no chill Ava
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Button7X38 years ago
The frick is this question? I
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thatdudedotcom9 years ago
so you basically bought a wife?
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Noah1238 years ago
You know how many strippers I could buy
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Coolpat20169 years ago
I could pick someone who is extremely rich
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me245964 years ago
lets go, im down
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DoctorDonna9 years ago
I would be married to a guy who, among other things, has an infinite amount of money, he will give me 60 000 because he loves me, and then we will both fly away in the TARDIS.
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IAmLogitian5 years ago
NEWEST COMMENT OUT OF ALL OF THESE COMMENTS. You are welcome, I know you were searching for it.
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akaniu9611 years ago
naahhh better the money
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Gemmiface9 years ago
Ehh... I'll search for him the hard way.
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ZoeySurvivor7 years ago
HUSBAND-FU? W.A.I.F.U WTF GUYS?
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Blue Harold12 years ago
no cash or credit
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Aradiabot9 years ago
What if WiFi was super rich and gave you some cash loophole founde
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thebuttondude3 months ago
in this economy you can buy a pencil case with 60,000
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