I dont do humans. I have zoophila, but I DONT include humans. I also have mechophila and objectum sexual. But I still dont do humans! Also Ill fuck/date aliens as well. If they exist, which im sure they do.
ThePaulDude5 years ago
This smells like a pile of crap, so is the person who said this.
I'd pick someone who is a hard worker and is pretty smart and is nice so I don't have to pay them and can work around the house and enjoy chores
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Devalore11 years ago
80 years later on my deathbed
"Oh honey do i still owe you that 60 grand? I do? ok well i'll get that..."
Heart rate monitor flatlines
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Sophia Lyszczyk13 years ago
loki is now my husbandfu
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Marcelo Ferreira13 years ago
I have a lot of money, so I can pay for it.
Fluttershy is now my wife.
minifruitloop10 years ago
I hope you bronies realize that you're sexualizing horses. You literally want to fuck a horse from a show made for little girls younger than nine years old.
I don't have that money now, but I may in the future, and it will be worth it
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heavyTuolast year
in china,if you just need pay $60000,your wife will love you forever,that's a good marriage!!!actually,even you pay too much money to marry, she/he maybe never give you his/her love
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ShinigamiKun11 years ago
OH MY GOD! YES!
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Baldystick9 years ago
Gotta save $60000000000000000 then
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Oleh Rohachev13 years ago
eeeemmmm.... you know how much partiing you can 0do ?
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Why do I need a name?10 years ago
What if I'm British didn't say pounds.
Dumb America.
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xboxfire12311 years ago
HELL YEAH me and vicky pattison i would get that money no matter what
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The_Darkstar9 years ago
So their a whore
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
£45,589 for a waifu? Surely a hooker would be cheaper.
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Toma8905 years ago
I dont have a waifu because i"m normal
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Natalia_Marron9 years ago
I would gladly pay $60,000 to have Benedict Cumberbatch be my husbandfu.
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Nono200211 years ago
fuck yes
Nono200211 years ago
Asriel dreemurr is mine now x3
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DrCookie696 years ago
I would wish for a perfect wife which poops money
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Hanatamago11 years ago
*is broke*
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Itachi11 years ago
Hell fucking yes
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Austin Seguin13 years ago
What in God's good name is a waifu!?
butmycodenameisnaenae11 years ago
meh.. it's god something to do with anime and shipping, or any show but mostly anime
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franzeco3339 years ago
How many of you have Scrooge McDuck as your husbando? : |
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Superduperbooperdooper10 years ago
I don't wanna marry them then I'll be stuck with them FOREVER AHHHHHH
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meatloave2 years ago
She gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that can't be lost/stolen ect and has 500,000,000$ tax free on it. After she gives them to me and we have mad sex she leaves and we never see or hear from each other ever again.
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noobishmario@gmail.com11 years ago
unless we become a millionare
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NicoleFromAphmau10 years ago
I have Dante already, I also have a child, love happenes so fast
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Banodo5 years ago
Catboy moment
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AnonTheMouse11 years ago
Since they will always love you, pick someone who will lend you/help you steal the money, etc...
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Macy21439 years ago
That is just a wedding 😐
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Im-A-Mess676 years ago
Wait...Nova? Where"s Nova, my waifu?
THE BUTTON LIED TO ME.
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oldnotweak12 years ago
anyone who writes waifu deserves the chair
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SammiSenpai10 years ago
*aromantic laughter in background*
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Batmancrazy11 years ago
The money is worth it for a super hero or sidekick ha ha robin / dick grayson
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RicktheSnog10 years ago
That's cool. Just go out and buy a person to love you. Fine with me 😎
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Boobear0111 years ago
That's basicly a wedding
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Ilikefortnite8 years ago
At least it doesn't say I have to pay for it now. Otherwise no.
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Ed Fer La13 years ago
buy a wife
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jaimpy5 years ago
if that means i can be with alvin, sure
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BartoTOS649 years ago
Doesn't say when you have to pay. Pay before you die
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