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You will forever remain young and healthy, nothing can kill you - except bullets.
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You passivle attract bullets in a 1 mile vicinity.
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minimegaman0907 months ago
how exactly does this work? would the bullets get attracted to you like a magnet? and would the bullet still just kill you if it's not really going that fast?

Cassius-ko8 years ago
Always wear a bulletproof vest and live in a basement and never leave. Can't die from fatigue or hunger, so spend the rest of time building an extensive underground utopia until the earth is destroyed hundreds of thousands of years in the future, then live...[Show full comment]

TheAwesomePurpleOwl7 years ago
Lol
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SonicBash959 years ago
Rip Americans

RNJR7 years ago
Rip me.

kingsheep9 years ago
Damn smoothskins

HEADS GROW BACK8 years ago
Australia"s great.

ARedButtonPresser8 years ago
Guys I'm done I live in Louisiana.

Adelaide5 years ago
Me too I didn't know the political/social scene was that bad
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Butt On8 years ago
What if the bullets just slowly roll towards me on the ground?

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
Oh fuckI live in the most crime ridden city in the world Detroit

grilledhamster12 years ago
sorry mark blew up your home

Alex Kuczek12 years ago
Fuck. I live in Chicago...

Marjory2 years ago
It"s hard not to laugh.
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I find all the loopholes8 years ago
This person can't spell

Anonnamoose8 years ago
You attract them, yes? No one said they come towards you at lethal speed, so you pretty much end up building some sort of bullet armour and become a superhero who passively saves people from robberies and shit

D YellowMadness8 years ago
I"d wait until I'm almost dead & then push it. After that, I"d just put on bulletproof clothing & use my incredible health to earn incredible wealth to pay people to make my house bulletproof.

Snayperskya8 years ago
projectiles cant kill me nd boolits r projectileds

562crazygamer9 years ago
Shit man, I live in america. As much as I'd love to stay away from guns it just isn't happening. Besides, outliving everyone I know and love generation, after generation sounds depressing as fuck

dittogirl6089 years ago
well you don't have to worry, soon Obama is gonna scream about how people shouldn't have guns, so the threat will be minimal :/

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
Idk how I passivle attract bullets but at least I won’t passively attract them. That would suck

loopholes_are_amazing8 years ago
Australian here, barely any bullets around

coolcongaming8 years ago
HOW TO STOP THE SYRIAN CIVIL WAR MAKE A SUPERTANK WITH HUNDREDS OF BULLET PROOF PLATES, DRIVE THOUGH THE BATTLE FIELD

dankmemes1018 years ago
passivle?

Zletro8 years ago
Live in the bat cave

Cerysew8 years ago
Bullets are not in my country

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
Who the fuck are you yes they are

GozoGaming8 years ago
What if your a ghost

abcx8 years ago
Luckily, here in Germany not everyone"s allowed to have a weapon. Also I live in a small village, I don't think anyone here owns a weapon and a mile around is there"s not much. Might have to wear a bullet-proof west in school, but I don't think it"d be too relevant.

hahblooskiy8 years ago
Just carry a repulsive magnet around with you...

Muzifiene9 years ago
good that we haven't that much weapons in germany

esseks7 years ago
I'm also from Germany But I'm also in a shooting club so I still Fuck up
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Eirik Solbjørg Karlsen12 years ago
Yaay i live in norway

Timpan7 years ago
Im in Sweden
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Riley Myszewski12 years ago
Oh that? Don't mind that... That's just those random gunmen that come out of nowhere every so often...

Loophole man9 years ago
Yeah I hate those

Sylvester Willis12 years ago
Technically you are always attracting bullets all over the universe, so I am ok with this

James Fisher12 years ago
just wear kevlar clothing, then put weights in it so u are pretty much like Goku, then just wear tank armor under you clothes.

TheSnitch4799 years ago
how can you afford that?

Spirakos9 years ago
i will leave in a forest away from anyone that owns a gun

Titouan8 years ago
I will déflect bullet cause I can't be hurt by they speed

Jay Strbe12 years ago
Yay to being Canadian :D

aproy9 years ago
Yay I live in a good neighborhood, and it doesn't say they fly at you as if you're being shot or that they can go through walls and stuff to get to you.

Raven3499 years ago
Just because you live in a good neighborhood dosent mean jack shit you attract bullets in a one mile radius

tarada4 years ago
I now imagine my life but with a mountain of bullets rolling behind me...

AsterSongAster8 years ago
I know a gun shop near where I live, but I don't think they sell bullets. Besides, I know of NO hunters whatsoever in my homestate. I think I'm free! XD

TheSnitch4799 years ago
stay in your house. It will shoot the house not you and live with your parents... until thy die lol

Apotato7 years ago
They dont have to be traveling at bullet speed.

Donderpants10 years ago
In war, corpse used to keep bullets away from soldiers.... No more bullets! Take a chunk of bullet magnet, have one placed strategically so all of earth is safe.

Josh riess9 years ago
Just wear bulletproof armor all the time

thecloudhopper277 years ago
i live on hunting grounds crap

John Medwick12 years ago
How do you passively attract bullets?? O.o

Tala Lakota12 years ago
i just don't want to be young forever, that would suck to live forever, however i'm lucky enough i'd probably get shot in a day, so it wouldn't last long one more reason to not push it

sonicj019 years ago
passivle?

wouldyoupressthebutton3 years ago
man i live in america :(

Volior9 years ago
you can just body armor

Zapbw919 years ago
I live next to a weapon testing site so...

MasterTofu5 years ago
It"s great to live in a safe country where guns are illegal.

WumboWing9 years ago
I live in America so...That'd be kinda difficult.

HereForTheSakeOfIt8 years ago
So wait.... I'm basically a werewolf?

CloakerOfStuff8 years ago
You can only be killed by SILVER bullets if you"re a werewolf.

RaggedUnderDog7 years ago
I live in Texas and I am at a gun range wait for the break to end

runegod2710 years ago
*Goes to war in year 3000 with people using lasers en mass. Assholes are too poor to make lazers do bullets.* I AM ALLERGIC TO BULLETS
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