78259 (73%) 29603 (27%)
78259 (73%) people have pressed this button, while 29603 (27%) did not.
You'll discover the cure to cancer
but
Apple will take credit for the discovery.
Next

The_Last_Nigel 10 years ago
The 26% who didnt must work for samsung or something

Syneix 10 years ago
Eat the apple, problem solved.

21mercbl 8 years ago
X123456 How do you know?
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HermioneBird 10 years ago
26% are very selfish.

abcx 10 years ago
How can you not press the button? No matter who takes credit, you cured fucking cancer! 14753 are totally stupid.

Prototypekillaz 9 years ago
It"s still the cure and just cuz Apple is taking the credits doesn't mean I don't get paid by apple

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago
It's still a cure for cancer...

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
King butter as I read the question that"s exactly what I thought
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Froggiekoto 9 years ago
Prove in a court of law that apple stole it, then get apple sued. GO MICROSOFT

NievilliS 7 years ago
Crapple

Ohhellothere 8 years ago
Either way there is no cancer

FinleyRS 8 years ago
As long as they need to pay royalties in accordance with trademarked and intellectual property.

Sir Wivel 11 years ago
Apple? Just no.

Mickeydee1916 9 years ago
fuck them skin heads

laserbreak 11 years ago
nope i want the recognition

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago
For pressing the button?

greyassasain 11 years ago
Apple, seriously who would believe that they are an electronic company.

jshadowgirl04 5 months ago
steve jobs died of cancer... they bring him back.
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Timelypat 9 years ago
Trust me they"d probably do that anyway.

Xerofire 10 years ago
Downside?

KewlRanch 8 years ago
Nah, doing everyone a favor and not pressing. Apple can suck an egg.

deathmachine50002 8 years ago
Never said they had proof that THEY discovered it. Ill have proof that I actually discovered it.

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago
How the fuck does Apple take credit?! Does the new iPhone cure fucking cancer?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Yes, and the new iPhone also cures regular cancer as well.

devilsadvocate689 9 years ago
make a reasonable priced laptop and maybe id trust you with the cure for cancer.

ArinBowling 9 years ago
I kill every apple employee.

Kaminomikan 9 years ago
if apple sometime announce the cure to cancer, we know how it happened.

Sondre Knudsen 13 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if Apple did take credit for discovering the cure to cancer...

VioletTheNerd 8 years ago
*Becomes apple manager* Okay let"s cure cancer!

gaming_god 9 years ago
I WILL KILL THE APPLE THEN I TAKE BACK THE CRIEDT 😈😎

yugiohsquid 9 years ago
Record everything or kill apple before they steel credit for your discovery and so they make money from it when it shuld be free

mounteverett 9 years ago
Ive would have pressed it if it was android.

LenONe 9 years ago
Sue them with the evidence you got Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

Aschtad1409 9 years ago
Fuck apple

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago
nobody would think it was me anyway

jkmc1205 10 years ago
It's better than the person I hate the most.

Gumm904 11 years ago
Who cares? It still helps a lot. You don't want to be a jerk by NOT finding the cure just because you don't get credit for it. That's kind of narcissistic.. Sorry, I got a little technical...

NievilliS 7 years ago
Crapple
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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Spamslayer999 8 years ago
Be gone chain poster I will cut you down with my spam blade
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Muhammad Mikhail 13 years ago
the greater good

VoluntaryDash 8 years ago
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Shib Yi 13 years ago
This reflects people perfectly... 30% are selfish idiots!

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
Or just cancer is a huge factor for population control
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Victor Mulenga 13 years ago
so... nobody's gonna sue them?

Avey Wiley 13 years ago
Win-win.

XavierBob 10 years ago
Whats the second?

Whatabummer 11 years ago
First!

Marilia 11 years ago
I'll process you Apple

jshadowgirl04 5 months ago
fun fact when you discover the cancer cure the us government fucking shoots and kills u sowwy :3

Ryangoogle 11 years ago
Scrue apple and thier bitches

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
WHAT'S WRONG WITH APPLE ASSHOLES?!
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notaweeaboo 12 years ago
everyone who said no is selfish af like ok its not justice but its better than nothing

Sylica_Telca 10 years ago
Worth it

Oanaww 11 years ago
fuck apple

gamandy 2 years ago
be fun taking them to court and laughing as they couldnt produce any evidence they ever knew how to cure it

22drawingking22@gmail.com 11 years ago
at least cancer is cured

X12346 9 years ago
Work at Apple, then

Elfdragon345 11 years ago
At least it's a cure guys.

womenhater1 5 years ago
apple is a conglomerate ran by women fuck them

WBGrock 11 years ago
The new Icure 3 is out, and it's a doozy.

Froggiekoto 9 years ago
... I can't even.πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜β˜ΊοΈπŸ™‚πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜›πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜

Froggiekoto 9 years ago
So basically all that comes out of this is a cure for cancer and nothing bad.
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