78260 (73%) 29603 (27%)
78260 (73%) people have pressed this button, while 29603 (27%) did not.
You'll discover the cure to cancer
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Apple will take credit for the discovery.
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The_Last_Nigel 10 years ago
The 26% who didnt must work for samsung or something

Syneix 10 years ago
Eat the apple, problem solved.

21mercbl 8 years ago
X123456 How do you know?
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HermioneBird 10 years ago
26% are very selfish.

abcx 10 years ago
How can you not press the button? No matter who takes credit, you cured fucking cancer! 14753 are totally stupid.

Prototypekillaz 9 years ago
It"s still the cure and just cuz Apple is taking the credits doesn't mean I don't get paid by apple

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago
It's still a cure for cancer...

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
King butter as I read the question that"s exactly what I thought
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Froggiekoto 9 years ago
Prove in a court of law that apple stole it, then get apple sued. GO MICROSOFT

NievilliS 7 years ago
Crapple

Ohhellothere 8 years ago
Either way there is no cancer

FinleyRS 8 years ago
As long as they need to pay royalties in accordance with trademarked and intellectual property.

Sir Wivel 11 years ago
Apple? Just no.

Mickeydee1916 9 years ago
fuck them skin heads

laserbreak 11 years ago
nope i want the recognition

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago
For pressing the button?

greyassasain 11 years ago
Apple, seriously who would believe that they are an electronic company.

jshadowgirl04 5 months ago
steve jobs died of cancer... they bring him back.
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Timelypat 9 years ago
Trust me they"d probably do that anyway.

Xerofire 10 years ago
Downside?

KewlRanch 8 years ago
Nah, doing everyone a favor and not pressing. Apple can suck an egg.

deathmachine50002 8 years ago
Never said they had proof that THEY discovered it. Ill have proof that I actually discovered it.

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago
How the fuck does Apple take credit?! Does the new iPhone cure fucking cancer?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Yes, and the new iPhone also cures regular cancer as well.

devilsadvocate689 9 years ago
make a reasonable priced laptop and maybe id trust you with the cure for cancer.

ArinBowling 9 years ago
I kill every apple employee.

Kaminomikan 9 years ago
if apple sometime announce the cure to cancer, we know how it happened.

Sondre Knudsen 13 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if Apple did take credit for discovering the cure to cancer...

VioletTheNerd 8 years ago
*Becomes apple manager* Okay let"s cure cancer!

gaming_god 9 years ago
I WILL KILL THE APPLE THEN I TAKE BACK THE CRIEDT 😈😎

yugiohsquid 9 years ago
Record everything or kill apple before they steel credit for your discovery and so they make money from it when it shuld be free

mounteverett 9 years ago
Ive would have pressed it if it was android.

LenONe 9 years ago
Sue them with the evidence you got ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aschtad1409 9 years ago
Fuck apple

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago
nobody would think it was me anyway

jkmc1205 10 years ago
It's better than the person I hate the most.

Gumm904 11 years ago
Who cares? It still helps a lot. You don't want to be a jerk by NOT finding the cure just because you don't get credit for it. That's kind of narcissistic.. Sorry, I got a little technical...

NievilliS 7 years ago
Crapple
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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Spamslayer999 8 years ago
Be gone chain poster I will cut you down with my spam blade
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Muhammad Mikhail 13 years ago
the greater good

VoluntaryDash 8 years ago
🅱️he 🅱️reater 🅱️ood

Shib Yi 13 years ago
This reflects people perfectly... 30% are selfish idiots!

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
Or just cancer is a huge factor for population control
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Victor Mulenga 13 years ago
so... nobody's gonna sue them?

Avey Wiley 13 years ago
Win-win.

XavierBob 10 years ago
Whats the second?

deicidium 3 years ago
Who the fuck gonna deny humanity because they didn't get credit? The fucks wrong with you

dudebro101 11 years ago
So who cares

Orosama 11 years ago
Nice !

WEBSTER_03 10 years ago
yay I contributed to something. my life now has a meaning

mitchem 11 years ago
if there is no cancer what will i laugh at

rocket2015 11 years ago
what is the bad side

benjibenn 11 years ago
Not if if I video tape how I do it

PeterKnetter 5 years ago
I just want a cure for cancer, i"d say that apple discovered it myself

Matthiasm 11 years ago
NOT APPLE

Akes 10 years ago
won't bring steve back

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
I'd own Apple and still get credit. LOOPHOLE!

jshaw71 8 years ago
People will still be saved for from cancer

KingFruit 11 years ago
Who cares! CANCER IS CURED YOU SELFISH PRICKS!

Firewolf 11 years ago
Fuck apple
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