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Pick any (existing) item on earth.
but
You have to french kiss your mom.
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bc 10 years ago
What"s the big deal? I already came out of her vagina, and drank from her boobs, might as well French kiss her too!

mushuangqing 2 years ago
goodnight,mommy
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davidthewalker 10 years ago
I can already pick any existing item on earth. Jello. Proof right there.

Fairycentopia 10 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]
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Sean Manns 13 years ago
do you mean a real French kiss? *kiss each cheek on a persons face once* Or kiss someone with ze tong ?

Alexbi232 4 years ago
So beez or 😛
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Dis-random-dude 6 years ago
My mom"s a fucking milf

Caldruki 7 months ago
I am cracking ur dog btw
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Pizzascripters 11 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will... [Show full comment]

BXKZWL 6 years ago
ur dark
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TinyDemonB 11 years ago
Fine by me.

MechaHitler 11 years ago
Where is that a down Side B-)

Jacob Hill 13 years ago
hello loophole idiots I doesn't say when you have to French kiss her just says you have to French kiss her so you could just get the things done and not French kiss her until your dead but then its too late and you got all the items free and never had to do it

abcx 9 years ago
But you have to do it. I bet, if you die without having done it, a magical force will lock you into a closed room with your mother and you"re only allowed to leave when you have french kissed her.
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Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago
Pick what? I don't understand the upside.

Pizzascripters 11 years ago
Me neither

Peggy-fucking-Carter 12 years ago
Ewwwww

420 blaz 11 years ago
any item for what exactaly?

Sam Hudson 13 years ago
Bring it

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago
An entire whopping barrel of nope memes

icartwright 11 years ago
It doesn't say when I have to french kiss my mom so I can just wait until she has died and been cremated and just pretend it was me accidentally spilling ashes on my face. Also im taking one of those 1 trillion dollar coins Oboma had minted.

XxPu55y5layerxX 11 years ago
my mum is dead so :'C

Jey 11 years ago
HELL NO! That's gross dude!

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex 9 years ago
Nope

masochisttrashheap 11 years ago
...My mom is dead

Flan 9 years ago
So i need to dig her out of tomb?

Suction-cup-man 5 years ago
That one kid who already does it

Jeebus 11 years ago
no god no well unless someones that you liked was named mom but otherwise no incest for me

Mikkel Werner Larsen 13 years ago
So you choose an item, you french kiss your mom and nothing more happens. You don't even get the damn item.

YajairaV 11 years ago
all 69% of you are nasty (hehe 69)

love is love 10 years ago
I don't have a mom so...

Blockman350 9 years ago
Existing items are boring anyway

Tails.exe x Cream.exe 11 years ago
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RickySrivastava 9 years ago
😄
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HazardousRavioli 3 years ago
WÞF? NO!

Nod_Lucario 11 years ago
NO! I WILL NOT BE OEDIPUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Razor 11 years ago
My mom is dead so do I have to kiss her ashes?

duckmalone 11 years ago
yes, no exceptions

DaSom 12 years ago
. . . did something happen in your childhood that you'd ask this question?

Shadowdragonofawesomeness 10 years ago
What of you don't have a mom?

Fairycentopia 10 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

xboxfan997 11 years ago
that is not bad

Raf 11 years ago
Ok, so you pick the item...then what happens? Lose situation.

Thelosttraveler 9 years ago
I do that everyday I come home from school, so both upsides :D

CrescentCaribou 5 years ago
it doesn't say you GET the item tho lol

Lenny 11 years ago
Mom's ded brah

1337X-treme 9 years ago
Wyd is this question?

thepotatotabber 11 years ago
I pick to French kiss your mom

Pootis man420 11 years ago
Pick sa 3D printer, you can pretty much make anything you want. I know I know, I'm a genius. 🤑😏

Hubaka Gs 13 years ago
i pick france

OneWingedDevil 11 years ago
I'll just get a cloning machine and then have one of the clones french kiss my mom PROBLEM SOLVED

Samurai_bat 11 years ago
They don't exist yet

Zacattac 10 years ago
i only get to pick item i don't get the item? this is stupid

Fairycentopia 10 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

Trashviis 9 years ago
Why the hell do I need to pick an item

PedoChick123 11 years ago
bonjour... *kisses in french on cheek* mwuuah! :P

GalacticEclipse 9 years ago
is that hitler ross?

sugyo last year
fucking translator.

littlelaphi 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

fallensoldier101 11 years ago
f**k that

sdoniczx 11 years ago
Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope just Nope!!!

Ryan Holmes 13 years ago
what do i do once i have the item picked....this one is stupid as fuck

Inazuma23 10 years ago
...ok!
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