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Pick any (existing) item on earth.
but
You have to french kiss your mom.
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bc8 years ago
What"s the big deal? I already came out of her vagina, and drank from her boobs, might as well French kiss her too!

mushuangqing3 months ago
goodnight,mommy
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davidthewalker 9 years ago
I can already pick any existing item on earth. Jello. Proof right there.

Fairycentopia8 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]
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Dis-random-dude5 years ago
My mom"s a fucking milf

imavirginnn4 years ago
mother, i love food

Pizzascripters9 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will...[Show full comment]

BXKZWL4 years ago
ur dark
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Sean Manns12 years ago
do you mean a real French kiss? *kiss each cheek on a persons face once* Or kiss someone with ze tong ?

Alexbi2323 years ago
So beez or 😛
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TinyDemonB9 years ago
Fine by me.

MechaHitler9 years ago
Where is that a down Side B-)

Jacob Hill12 years ago
hello loophole idiots I doesn't say when you have to French kiss her just says you have to French kiss her so you could just get the things done and not French kiss her until your dead but then its too late and you got all the items free and never had to do it

abcx8 years ago
But you have to do it. I bet, if you die without having done it, a magical force will lock you into a closed room with your mother and you"re only allowed to leave when you have french kissed her.
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Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago
Pick what? I don't understand the upside.

Pizzascripters9 years ago
Me neither

dedirake3 years ago
OMG! NOT MY OWN MOOM!!!!!

Fireball531069 years ago
Nope I'm Irish but a Girl

Lippy8 years ago
Where"s the downside??

DeagleTC7 years ago
It’s fuckin weird.

Zanik9 years ago
@sean manns a french kiss is with ze tong

blowfish020810 years ago
Dude my mom no dude noo.

whatamidoingheredf9 years ago
Idk my mom so just kiss jinifer lopez

franzeco3337 years ago
That is not how it works

TippyScissors049 years ago
My mom is hot so

DarkOverlord28 years ago
My mom died.

franzeco3337 years ago
You'll have to french kiss her somehow

dudebro1019 years ago
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Lenny9 years ago
ima buy the best computer that ever exist right now

Zacattac9 years ago
there is no upside to this because you only get to pick something doesn't mean you get it.

Propoop3 years ago
Sweet home allabama

kawaiidashiee9 years ago
gross

dogradio188 years ago
well in the french kiss I know you kiss the person once on each cheak

Bryson Sullivan-Farrell12 years ago
i see no downside.

Phantomistic9 years ago
I envy those with mums that look 20 XD

dandafan9 years ago
eww!

VertexVelox2 years ago
waddafuq

chRAWRizard9 years ago
Mouth wash

BiPolyAlan8 years ago
I see no downside.

02109779 years ago
That' s just wrong

Peggy-fucking-Carter10 years ago
Ewwwww

420 blaz9 years ago
any item for what exactaly?

icartwright9 years ago
It doesn't say when I have to french kiss my mom so I can just wait until she has died and been cremated and just pretend it was me accidentally spilling ashes on my face. Also im taking one of those 1 trillion dollar coins Oboma had minted.

Sam Hudson12 years ago
Bring it

BrutalDeathDecisions8 years ago
An entire whopping barrel of nope memes

Jey9 years ago
HELL NO! That's gross dude!

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex8 years ago
Nope

XxPu55y5layerxX9 years ago
my mum is dead so :'C

Flan8 years ago
So i need to dig her out of tomb?

Suction-cup-man3 years ago
That one kid who already does it

masochisttrashheap9 years ago
...My mom is dead

Jeebus9 years ago
no god no well unless someones that you liked was named mom but otherwise no incest for me

Mikkel Werner Larsen12 years ago
So you choose an item, you french kiss your mom and nothing more happens. You don't even get the damn item.

love is love9 years ago
I don't have a mom so...

YajairaV9 years ago
all 69% of you are nasty (hehe 69)

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RickySrivastava8 years ago
😄
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the_non-binary_pancakelast year
WÞF? NO!

Nod_Lucario9 years ago
NO! I WILL NOT BE OEDIPUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Blockman3508 years ago
Existing items are boring anyway

DaSom10 years ago
. . . did something happen in your childhood that you'd ask this question?
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