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Pick any (existing) item on earth.
but
You have to french kiss your mom.
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bc 10 years ago
What"s the big deal? I already came out of her vagina, and drank from her boobs, might as well French kiss her too!

mushuangqing 2 years ago
goodnight,mommy
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davidthewalker 10 years ago
I can already pick any existing item on earth. Jello. Proof right there.

Fairycentopia 10 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]
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Sean Manns 13 years ago
do you mean a real French kiss? *kiss each cheek on a persons face once* Or kiss someone with ze tong ?

Alexbi232 4 years ago
So beez or 😛
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Dis-random-dude 6 years ago
My mom"s a fucking milf

Caldruki 6 months ago
I am cracking ur dog btw
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Pizzascripters 11 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will... [Show full comment]

BXKZWL 6 years ago
ur dark
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TinyDemonB 11 years ago
Fine by me.

MechaHitler 11 years ago
Where is that a down Side B-)

Jacob Hill 13 years ago
hello loophole idiots I doesn't say when you have to French kiss her just says you have to French kiss her so you could just get the things done and not French kiss her until your dead but then its too late and you got all the items free and never had to do it

abcx 9 years ago
But you have to do it. I bet, if you die without having done it, a magical force will lock you into a closed room with your mother and you"re only allowed to leave when you have french kissed her.
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Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago
Pick what? I don't understand the upside.

Pizzascripters 11 years ago
Me neither

Shadowdragonofawesomeness 10 years ago
What of you don't have a mom?

Fairycentopia 10 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

xboxfan997 11 years ago
that is not bad

Raf 10 years ago
Ok, so you pick the item...then what happens? Lose situation.

Thelosttraveler 9 years ago
I do that everyday I come home from school, so both upsides :D

CrescentCaribou 5 years ago
it doesn't say you GET the item tho lol

Lenny 11 years ago
Mom's ded brah

1337X-treme 9 years ago
Wyd is this question?

thepotatotabber 11 years ago
I pick to French kiss your mom

Pootis man420 11 years ago
Pick sa 3D printer, you can pretty much make anything you want. I know I know, I'm a genius. 🤑😏

Hubaka Gs 13 years ago
i pick france

OneWingedDevil 11 years ago
I'll just get a cloning machine and then have one of the clones french kiss my mom PROBLEM SOLVED

Samurai_bat 11 years ago
They don't exist yet

Zacattac 10 years ago
i only get to pick item i don't get the item? this is stupid

Fairycentopia 10 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

Trashviis 9 years ago
Why the hell do I need to pick an item

PedoChick123 11 years ago
bonjour... *kisses in french on cheek* mwuuah! :P

GalacticEclipse 9 years ago
is that hitler ross?

sugyo last year
fucking translator.

littlelaphi 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

fallensoldier101 11 years ago
f**k that

sdoniczx 11 years ago
Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope just Nope!!!

Ryan Holmes 13 years ago
what do i do once i have the item picked....this one is stupid as fuck

Inazuma23 10 years ago
...ok!

SuperSky173 11 years ago
I'm naming this event Monday

Nyanfox 10 years ago
Wtf no i shall not put a tongue in my moms mouth

JefferyJeffJeff 11 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

rblogic0484 9 years ago
I love my mom and I french kiss her all the time

SamuKitty 11 years ago
As long as it's not in public...

Arutito 5 years ago
Well, she doesnt need to be awake

xmagixgirlxx 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Dooplcoopl 9 years ago
Didnt it say you"d get what did it??😎

Azazil 12 years ago
Choose some huge diamond or whatever is worth really much, french kiss your mom. You and your family are now rich

Smearypatch 11 years ago
32%....you're all sick.... I quit.

TheGreatAndLoveablePeridot 10 years ago
Well, it could mean the kiss in both cheeks

TippyScissors04 10 years ago
My mom is hot so

whatamidoingheredf 11 years ago
Idk my mom

Axel Rittling 13 years ago
It's some habit on France to French Kiss your mom to say her "Hello", so it won't change nothing for me ^^

fackjtjrjfb last year
我爱你,老妈

a cassowary 11 years ago
so what get a house and leave home

Youwotm8 9 years ago
Ewwwww mom!!! Disquisting!

Melsy 11 years ago
Never said at what point of time. My mom was kinda hot when she was my age sooooooo....THERE WE GO.

Konata-LS 9 years ago
I'll French kiss my mom for Satellite powered Superior Internet and rights to Google.com.

Evergreen1959 11 years ago
Just because I chose an item I wanted, it doesn't say I'm actually getting what I want. Not worth it!

yesmann 5 years ago
gotta go to the ashes

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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