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You gain the ability to manipulate time at your very will
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You will age faster the more you slow time down, and slower the more you speed time up; Reversing time will have an Absolute Value effect on your aging (Realtime speed backwards will age you normally)
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Loophole man9 years ago
Speed up time, go to the far future, find the cure for aging, time travel freely

Yolo0017 years ago
Best idea pewdiepie worth loophole
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RumblyBiscuit668 years ago
So speed up time for boring things that are useless to me and make things I enjoy last longer sounds good to me

Whitetiger7779 years ago
Didnt press it because it got too confused

Logical-loopholes7 years ago
It’s a free ability

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago
would even out, slow time down when gaming (roughly 6 hr) speed time up at work and school (again rougly 6 hrs) nomal well asleep

A7X7 years ago
thats so true it would work
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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy8 years ago
Travel to the future, become immortal come back

GangsternauwL8 years ago
No downside, just be careful ^^

Acero8 years ago
You can even it out. Plus, you still have magic now.

Baji3 years ago
i would just stop time. ZA WAAAAAARUDO

Fa11enPhoenix7 years ago
Uhmm absolute control over time, even with the negative effects you can effectively reverse them

goosifyedlast year
godzilla had a stroke reading that and died

BLACKCOUGAR688 years ago
y not, zoidburg wud, so y not me?

TeamKobus28 years ago
It"s not zoidburg. But zoidberg

Leobeo4 years ago
Weird

William Findlay III12 years ago
swag

dum_4_dead27 years ago
It doesn't say I have to use it often. I could just use it in case of emergencies, or when I really have to.

abcdel3 years ago
Ok guys, you morons, you can just having the power just in case of emergency or never using it, so it"s just 100% upside you silly cows !

Corvuz6 years ago
too complicated

Mintee_Mintee7 years ago
Could the consequence speak English? 😝

Darian18last year
Fuck you

Norinia8 years ago
So, go back and buy a winning lottery ticket, then fast forward minimum of winning. You now are set for life.

LelonMusk4 years ago
What about stopping time temporarily?

Chris Larson12 years ago
Doesn't say i have to use it

JackGallagher7 years ago
Figure out the biggest stock market shifts, horse races etc for the last year, write it down/memorize it, go back a year, make a fortund

Caribou3 years ago
Taxonomy 1: Ability, not mandate A. Net positive for most uses. Always push a 1A

LonLonRancher9 years ago
Can't handle the pressure of this. CAN'T PRESS

Litra5 years ago
I would just stop time and yell "The World!" when doing so and enjoy it for however long I have before I get killed by someone

Infinite123abc7 years ago
What if you fasten time? 👴->👨

Done11 months ago
他沒有副作用ㄟ 代表我可以不用 我還可以按一個按鈕

SantisGaming4 years ago
Bruh i would just go back in time when i get old Or i will turn everyone back to MONKE

rndomeshite9 years ago
yea

Fa11enPhoenix7 years ago
It said manipulate time? I’ll just manipulate my own damn time

Idontknowanddontcare3 years ago
I’m already immortal from another button so…..

Peanut butter9 years ago
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eomchy4 years ago
I'm confused

Sylvezi7 years ago
And if i pause it?

lorrean10 months ago
可以不用,但不能没有,尤其是这种没有多少副作用的能力

Sharky04563 years ago
so you could speed up time and not get older? ooh right your friends do tho :|

SPINiamsoola9 years ago
Like that Adam sandler Movie

wulfboy487 years ago
i don't need to slow down/speed up time

Fuchsylast year
i can completly manipulate time... i can just reverse my aging...

theghostofbuttonspast8 years ago
i get to be this kool smart kid :

StarPlatinum4 years ago
STAR PLATINUM, ZA WARUDO

SeabassJames7 years ago
This is confusing. Slowing time will age me faster, but reversing time will have an absolute value effect? Would pausing time instantly kill me, considering that it"s effectively slowing time to be infinitely slow? Do I age at a rate that seems normal to m...[Show full comment]

Emmieloo228 years ago
weird if i had hat power id look like a potato mixed with a raisin and sultanans

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Logical-loopholes7 years ago
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Logical-loopholes7 years ago
3 times? Go fuck yourself

wojid7 years ago
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Logical-loopholes7 years ago
Are you really this stupid
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