Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0909 months ago

loophole time! since you get to change your physical appearance once, you can change into something that would let you have any superpower and remove the downside entirely

Yourlocalbuttonpresser2 days ago

Lil bro does NOT know what PHYSICAL appearance means

Maharid9 months ago

No, cause i don't like to wear caps (and cause there are better dilemmas around).

awedarlast year

I love fedoras!!!

XXXXIlast year

我都已经是超人了我还管别人在我眼里什么样子吗

Toukiden9 years ago

I already look hideous as it is and I love hats so why not

BatshitCrazy3 years ago

lol. Can't remove it from my body, but nothing stopping it from being tucked behind my back or whatever. And, nothing wrong with finding love with blind people who do not judge me for my appearance!

Legion42518 years ago

M"lady

LlamaDrama7 years ago

I’m liking cus of that picture xD

TeamKobus28 years ago

Fedora"s are cool.

Themauf6 years ago

I like fedoras

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Xs10sial_Crisis8 years ago

but no one looks bad in a fedora....

TheAceAce7 years ago

Yah

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abcedarian8 years ago

i can change my appearance and make the fedora vanish

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Or a better fedora

YourLocalToaster3 years ago

These guys value their looks over a long life of strength, wealth, and prosperity? How dumb are you guys?

ButtonWitch3 years ago

I can make myself look like an exact double of a celebrity or historical figure, just as long as they were ugly. A creative person could make the most of that, and live a happy life.

nakobro2003 8 years ago

Make urself look like the 80s Michael Jackson he always looked good in a fedora

Endi9 years ago

so i will be like a cursed anime character that lives for at least 2000years. FUCKING COOL

FatWalrus9 years ago

Why do looks even matter?

BooyakashaGurl 9 years ago

it says you can change your appearance once. So if I change me to a beautiful person,i will look revolting. So this change your physical appearance thing is useless in that case.

grene dae8 years ago

But, like, you can look like an ugly moose or an ugly avatar or an ugly anything instead of yourself in ugly

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago

Fadora!? YES!!!

TheKmaN8 years ago

Loophole: just cut off the hair that it is attached to. Then it is still connected to a part of you, it is simply not on your head.

KatKing428 years ago

Why the fedora hate?

FathanFD287 years ago

M"LADY

avalkyr317 years ago

What is up with people hating on fedoras?

champagnexcocainexgasoline7 years ago

I will make myself Patrick Stump

Watsup4 years ago

I was waiting for this

Timelypat8 years ago

The downside does not compute. The only people who look bad in fedoras are people who don't believe that they can look good in fedoras.

Akes9 years ago

So I can shapeshift into a pronation-capable Velociraptor/Macaw with the ridiculously floofy feathers and actual hands and tail of a Velociraptor and the speaking and beutiful colors of a Macaw. With a fedora. M'caw

Keklester7 years ago

So basically u will become a reddit neckbeard

Airshipdispatch8 years ago

What is with all this fedora hate

ChloeStanford7 years ago

Patrick Stump has proven fedoras are not bad

XyloIsCoollast year

everyone is saying how much everyone likes fedoras but it clearly says that: "it will ALWAYS make you look HIDEOUS and REPULSIVE to EVERYONE INCLUDING YOURSELF, NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU LOOK." but I already have an always good looking button pressed from a previous dilemma so imma press this one too.

Kesir9 years ago

I don't want to live that long. This world is bad enough as it is now.

Slimmyswing4 years ago

Hold on they said change physical appearance so you no longer look hideous

AnzJaffa8 years ago

*tips fedora* mm"lady

GreyZemn7 years ago

Welp I can be Spider-Man Noir at least

RGPZ7 years ago

Ehhh More Uhhh DeadPool

FirstChildHQ8 years ago

You will be called the Fedora Batman

Feigue9 years ago

I Collect many Fedoras

Feigue9 years ago

M'lady

maggot4563 months ago

i hate the fedora people

VriskaSerket7 years ago

FUCK YOU I WEAR A FEDORA EVERYDAY!

rosered_2 years ago

im not sure what the fedora would look like. i would probably make the fedora match my outfit, so it looks less out of place. if it is just some gastly lookin hat, im going emo.

Markiplier7778 years ago

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Arkon_Raavus218 years ago

If you"re that rich, you can just heavily fund the search for immortality.

Malcolmxt9 years ago

Wear something over top the fedora

Debatabletiger37 years ago

Evil villan time?

SkyArtistic8 years ago

there is no bad looking with a fedora

SethHenderson7 years ago

can't leave your body, So cut it up into ribbons and set them on your shoulders under your shirt, Failing that get a backpack and put it in there. Added benefit: Backpack can't be stolen.