21896 (38%) 36180 (62%)
21896 (38%) people have pressed this button, while 36180 (62%) did not.
You get superhuman physical skill, a 20 times longer lifespan, can change your physical appearance once and you become filthy rich.
but
You now have a cursed Fedora that you cannot remove from your body. It will always make you look hideous and repulsive to everyone including yourself, no matter how good you look.
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minimegaman0909 months ago
loophole time! since you get to change your physical appearance once, you can change into something that would let you have any superpower and remove the downside entirely

Broccolidaddypig26 days ago
Lil bro does NOT know what PHYSICAL appearance means

Maharid9 months ago
No, cause i don't like to wear caps (and cause there are better dilemmas around).

awedarlast year
I love fedoras!!!

XXXXIlast year
我都已经是超人了 我还管别人在我眼里什么样子吗

Toukiden9 years ago
I already look hideous as it is and I love hats so why not

BatshitCrazy3 years ago
lol. Can't remove it from my body, but nothing stopping it from being tucked behind my back or whatever. And, nothing wrong with finding love with blind people who do not judge me for my appearance!

Legion42518 years ago
M"lady

LlamaDrama7 years ago
I’m liking cus of that picture xD

TeamKobus28 years ago
Fedora"s are cool.

Themauf6 years ago
I like fedoras
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Xs10sial_Crisis8 years ago
but no one looks bad in a fedora....

TheAceAce7 years ago
Yah
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abcedarian8 years ago
i can change my appearance and make the fedora vanish

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Or a better fedora

YourLocalToaster3 years ago
These guys value their looks over a long life of strength, wealth, and prosperity? How dumb are you guys?

ButtonWitch3 years ago
I can make myself look like an exact double of a celebrity or historical figure, just as long as they were ugly. A creative person could make the most of that, and live a happy life.

nakobro2003 8 years ago
Make urself look like the 80s Michael Jackson he always looked good in a fedora

Endi9 years ago
so i will be like a cursed anime character that lives for at least 2000years. FUCKING COOL

FatWalrus9 years ago
Why do looks even matter?

BooyakashaGurl 9 years ago
it says you can change your appearance once. So if I change me to a beautiful person,i will look revolting. So this change your physical appearance thing is useless in that case.

grene dae8 years ago
But, like, you can look like an ugly moose or an ugly avatar or an ugly anything instead of yourself in ugly

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
Fadora!? YES!!!

TheKmaN8 years ago
Loophole: just cut off the hair that it is attached to. Then it is still connected to a part of you, it is simply not on your head.

KatKing428 years ago
Why the fedora hate?

FathanFD287 years ago
M"LADY

avalkyr317 years ago
What is up with people hating on fedoras?

champagnexcocainexgasoline7 years ago
I will make myself Patrick Stump

Watsup4 years ago
I was waiting for this

XyloIsCoollast year
everyone is saying how much everyone likes fedoras but it clearly says that: "it will ALWAYS make you look HIDEOUS and REPULSIVE to EVERYONE INCLUDING YOURSELF, NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU LOOK." but I already have an always good looking button pressed from a previous dilemma so imma press this one too.

ChloeStanford8 years ago
Patrick Stump has proven fedoras are not bad

Slimmyswing4 years ago
Hold on they said change physical appearance so you no longer look hideous

AnzJaffa8 years ago
*tips fedora* mm"lady

Kesir9 years ago
I don't want to live that long. This world is bad enough as it is now.

FirstChildHQ8 years ago
You will be called the Fedora Batman

Feigue9 years ago
I Collect many Fedoras

Feigue9 years ago
M'lady

GreyZemn7 years ago
Welp I can be Spider-Man Noir at least

RGPZ7 years ago
Ehhh More Uhhh DeadPool

maggot4563 months ago
i hate the fedora people

VriskaSerket7 years ago
FUCK YOU I WEAR A FEDORA EVERYDAY!

rosered_2 years ago
im not sure what the fedora would look like. i would probably make the fedora match my outfit, so it looks less out of place. if it is just some gastly lookin hat, im going emo.

Malcolmxt9 years ago
Wear something over top the fedora

Debatabletiger37 years ago
Evil villan time?

Markiplier7778 years ago
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Arkon_Raavus218 years ago
If you"re that rich, you can just heavily fund the search for immortality.

SkyArtistic8 years ago
there is no bad looking with a fedora

AdventureGirl398 years ago
Who cares about a hat, when your FILTHY STICKIN" RICH, BABY!

SethHenderson8 years ago
can't leave your body, So cut it up into ribbons and set them on your shoulders under your shirt, Failing that get a backpack and put it in there. Added benefit: Backpack can't be stolen.

feliciathebean3 years ago
just burn the fedora

Baileydog60008 years ago
What is the upside?

creep1128 years ago
Why does the good side feel like another bad side? I didn't even read the negative before saying I won't press.

Jaraskur8 years ago
What is bad with extremly rich ?

Tt write shifter9 years ago
i don't collect it i steal it

RGPZ7 years ago
Being Ugly Is How Ppl Look Cool

LED20003 months ago
What do you mean with Fedora here? I suppose it's not the Linux Distro or is it?

Lyokogod7 years ago
Shapeshift around the fedora

Camo5008 years ago
But it says I can change my physicsal appearance?

Donutdogs8 years ago
So, basically i become batman but better.. smash that button

Gartar 9 years ago
That's stupid

Telemotallast year
Deadpool

KindnessUrie9 years ago
m'lady m'dora
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