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You get superhuman physical skill, a 20 times longer lifespan, can change your physical appearance once and you become filthy rich.
but
You now have a cursed Fedora that you cannot remove from your body. It will always make you look hideous and repulsive to everyone including yourself, no matter how good you look.
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minimegaman0909 months ago
loophole time! since you get to change your physical appearance once, you can change into something that would let you have any superpower and remove the downside entirely

Yourlocalbuttonpresser2 days ago
Lil bro does NOT know what PHYSICAL appearance means

Maharid9 months ago
No, cause i don't like to wear caps (and cause there are better dilemmas around).

awedarlast year
I love fedoras!!!

XXXXIlast year
我都已经是超人了 我还管别人在我眼里什么样子吗

Toukiden9 years ago
I already look hideous as it is and I love hats so why not

BatshitCrazy3 years ago
lol. Can't remove it from my body, but nothing stopping it from being tucked behind my back or whatever. And, nothing wrong with finding love with blind people who do not judge me for my appearance!

Legion42518 years ago
M"lady

LlamaDrama7 years ago
I’m liking cus of that picture xD

TeamKobus28 years ago
Fedora"s are cool.

Themauf6 years ago
I like fedoras
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Xs10sial_Crisis8 years ago
but no one looks bad in a fedora....

TheAceAce7 years ago
Yah
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abcedarian8 years ago
i can change my appearance and make the fedora vanish

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Or a better fedora

YourLocalToaster3 years ago
These guys value their looks over a long life of strength, wealth, and prosperity? How dumb are you guys?

ButtonWitch3 years ago
I can make myself look like an exact double of a celebrity or historical figure, just as long as they were ugly. A creative person could make the most of that, and live a happy life.

nakobro2003 8 years ago
Make urself look like the 80s Michael Jackson he always looked good in a fedora

Endi9 years ago
so i will be like a cursed anime character that lives for at least 2000years. FUCKING COOL

FatWalrus9 years ago
Why do looks even matter?

BooyakashaGurl 9 years ago
it says you can change your appearance once. So if I change me to a beautiful person,i will look revolting. So this change your physical appearance thing is useless in that case.

grene dae8 years ago
But, like, you can look like an ugly moose or an ugly avatar or an ugly anything instead of yourself in ugly

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
Fadora!? YES!!!

TheKmaN8 years ago
Loophole: just cut off the hair that it is attached to. Then it is still connected to a part of you, it is simply not on your head.

KatKing428 years ago
Why the fedora hate?

FathanFD287 years ago
M"LADY

avalkyr317 years ago
What is up with people hating on fedoras?

champagnexcocainexgasoline7 years ago
I will make myself Patrick Stump

Watsup4 years ago
I was waiting for this

YaBoyMrBellend7 years ago
M"lady

Panifex8 years ago
When you change your appearance, remove the hat

Avtar3 years ago
I'm happy sir

AyyyLOL8 years ago
FEDORAS R SWAG!

CCthecat9 years ago
i get a superhuman skill of shapeshifting?

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
Soo, a fedora with the curse of binding

BrotherOats2 months ago
Michel Jackson time! He He!

JustPushIt7 years ago
Microscopic fedora glued under your toenail.

Just_some_random_guy8 years ago
I can wear a mask

Blockman3507 years ago
Superpowers AND a free hat? SWEET

Chn8 years ago
i dont care how i look as long a the fedora looks good, sure ill look bad

Sydnoo9 years ago
What if I'd hate to look incredible

Kaidyn6 years ago
You realise you can change what you look like

FuzzysoulYT8 years ago
Can't I use the fedora to hide my face?

MyChemicalRomanceIsLife7 years ago
You who looks good in a Fedora? Patrick Stump.

Fartfish8 years ago
Just wear a mask and a hood. Problem solved

Bryan Ross12 years ago
but this is contradictory, fedoras aren't hideous or repuslive.

Ceelive_5545 months ago
woah i do NOT need to live that long

EricDemers7 years ago
Why would a fedora make you ugly? Fedoras do the opposite why couldn’t you make it a cursed top hat instead? This is a disgrace to fedoras!

Creeperkid238 years ago
Three words: I love fedora"s

smileyrester7 years ago
*fedoras

Jaraskur8 years ago
This phrase is a lie.

Havoc99667 years ago
Just use the physical appearance change once the effects of the fedora have taken hold, job done

Alexa17 years ago
i don't look bad in hats, so where is the down fall?

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
I like fedora"s though.

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dingo268 years ago
Dogs? D=

DomZ1279 years ago
In the Future fedoras might be in

Graciepar5 years ago
Never put on the Fedora

BattleCall8 years ago
yall know that you can go full on kailtyln jenner and change oyor appearance
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