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You get superhuman physical skill, a 20 times longer lifespan, can change your physical appearance once and you become filthy rich.
but
You now have a cursed Fedora that you cannot remove from your body. It will always make you look hideous and repulsive to everyone including yourself, no matter how good you look.
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Maharid 2 years ago
No, cause i don't like to wear caps (and cause there are better dilemmas around).

d1ck4ndb4alls 5 months ago
d1ck4ndb4lls

Toukiden 10 years ago
I already look hideous as it is and I love hats so why not

BatshitCrazy 4 years ago
lol. Can't remove it from my body, but nothing stopping it from being tucked behind my back or whatever. And, nothing wrong with finding love with blind people who do not judge me for my appearance!

Legion4251 10 years ago
M"lady

LlamaDrama 8 years ago
I’m liking cus of that picture xD

minimegaman090 2 years ago
loophole time! since you get to change your physical appearance once, you can change into something that would let you have any superpower and remove the downside entirely

Broccolidaddypig last year
Lil bro does NOT know what PHYSICAL appearance means

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Fedora"s are cool.

Themauf 7 years ago
I like fedoras
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Xs10sial_Crisis 10 years ago
but no one looks bad in a fedora....

TheAceAce 8 years ago
Yah
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awedar 3 years ago
I love fedoras!!!

XXXXI 3 years ago
我都已经是超人了 我还管别人在我眼里什么样子吗

abcedarian 10 years ago
i can change my appearance and make the fedora vanish

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
Or a better fedora

nakobro2003 10 years ago
Make urself look like the 80s Michael Jackson he always looked good in a fedora

YourLocalToaster 4 years ago
These guys value their looks over a long life of strength, wealth, and prosperity? How dumb are you guys?

ButtonWitch 5 years ago
I can make myself look like an exact double of a celebrity or historical figure, just as long as they were ugly. A creative person could make the most of that, and live a happy life.

Endi 10 years ago
so i will be like a cursed anime character that lives for at least 2000years. FUCKING COOL

FatWalrus 10 years ago
Why do looks even matter?

BooyakashaGurl 10 years ago
it says you can change your appearance once. So if I change me to a beautiful person,i will look revolting. So this change your physical appearance thing is useless in that case.

grene dae 10 years ago
But, like, you can look like an ugly moose or an ugly avatar or an ugly anything instead of yourself in ugly

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago
Fadora!? YES!!!

TheKmaN 9 years ago
Loophole: just cut off the hair that it is attached to. Then it is still connected to a part of you, it is simply not on your head.

KatKing42 10 years ago
Why the fedora hate?

FathanFD28 9 years ago
M"LADY

Pibby 3 months ago
Okay look dude, i just have to give you the pibby glitch, also, twerk for me?

avalkyr31 9 years ago
What is up with people hating on fedoras?

champagnexcocainexgasoline 9 years ago
I will make myself Patrick Stump

Watsup 5 years ago
I was waiting for this

Lyokogod 9 years ago
Shapeshift around the fedora

Camo500 10 years ago
But it says I can change my physicsal appearance?

LED2000 2 years ago
What do you mean with Fedora here? I suppose it's not the Linux Distro or is it?

Gartar 10 years ago
That's stupid

Telemotal 3 years ago
Deadpool

Donutdogs 9 years ago
So, basically i become batman but better.. smash that button

CherryBombPoP 8 years ago
OH MY GOD

Arkon_Raavus21 9 years ago
That means I can just stay home, play video games, order everything I need online, and beat the shit out of everyone who tries to mess with me. Plus, it said you can change your appearance. It also said you can't take the fedora off. Therefore, make yourse... [Show full comment]

KindnessUrie 10 years ago
m'lady m'dora

Eric Breshears 13 years ago
why have the bit about changing your physical appearance then?

YaBoyMrBellend 9 years ago
M"lady

Panifex 9 years ago
When you change your appearance, remove the hat

Avtar 5 years ago
I'm happy sir

AyyyLOL 9 years ago
FEDORAS R SWAG!

CCthecat 11 years ago
i get a superhuman skill of shapeshifting?

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago
Soo, a fedora with the curse of binding

BrotherOats 2 years ago
Michel Jackson time! He He!

JustPushIt 9 years ago
Microscopic fedora glued under your toenail.

Just_some_random_guy 10 years ago
I can wear a mask

Blockman350 9 years ago
Superpowers AND a free hat? SWEET

Chn 10 years ago
i dont care how i look as long a the fedora looks good, sure ill look bad

Sydnoo 10 years ago
What if I'd hate to look incredible

Kaidyn 7 years ago
You realise you can change what you look like

FuzzysoulYT 9 years ago
Can't I use the fedora to hide my face?

MyChemicalRomanceIsLife 8 years ago
You who looks good in a Fedora? Patrick Stump.

Fartfish 9 years ago
Just wear a mask and a hood. Problem solved

Bryan Ross 13 years ago
but this is contradictory, fedoras aren't hideous or repuslive.

Ceelive_554 2 years ago
woah i do NOT need to live that long

EricDemers 9 years ago
Why would a fedora make you ugly? Fedoras do the opposite why couldn’t you make it a cursed top hat instead? This is a disgrace to fedoras!
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