You become completely fluent in four additional languages (of your choice).
but
You can only speak when directly addressed (including your native language).
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 months ago
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pressmedont1239 years ago
that doesn't include written communication

Krysta Breanne9 years ago
It's called gain that person's attention you want to talk to in some other way, like for example: TAPPING THEM ON THE SHOULDER. They usually end up saying "what" afterwards, so you can talk.

minimegaman0906 months ago
well would you rather not know about this guy's epic loophole
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RileyDaWizard9 years ago
Address yourself directly non-verbally

Peter Sibbald12 years ago
I would carry around some sort of horn, to draw attention to myself if I have something to say. If people do not turn and ask what's up, they probably wouldn't have listened anyway.

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago
I commented somewhere & it said 5 hours ago, time is broken
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Meatballllady7 years ago
There is no point in pressing it because I only need to know English

Spiderp8 years ago
I wouldn't be able to speak; but I could type.

Hamistagan8 years ago
just hold up a sign saying please speak "insert name here"

Buttfucka30004 years ago
That would make u look like a street beggar

Gerias8 years ago
Corean,chinese and japanese hentai Inc.

Dark224 years ago
hentai isn't a language it"s an art form and it"s spelled Korean not corean

MadaraUchiha9 years ago
Wouldn't bother me, I'd carry around my name on my chain xD not like many people talk to me anyway when I'm out on the streets

Bruvdova9 years ago
Why are all comments from 46 years ago

jfb13379 years ago
Google "Unix Epoch"
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CaptinGamer9 years ago
Then i can't start conversations. AWKWARD!

DOGOFORLIFE7 years ago
Well that"s for the best... It is so weird when I try.

ReptilianFollower699 years ago
Learn the languages u little bitches :P, also online chat would be impossible sometimes... for example you couldn't do simple call outs in cs go FUCK THAT

Commando_Granny9 years ago
de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de idk im bored DOOGLYDOO

Allison Landis12 years ago
i do that anyways

emotionlesssex2 years ago
I mean I can learn em ?

Marshadow7 years ago
I already am fluent in 4 languages, this is a useless button for me

shortcake9 years ago
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EnderHIM8 years ago
Only speak? Not listening, writing, or reading? Nooo

AidanAB19 years ago
i already only speak when someone talks to me so ye

roseprncss10 years ago
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Salad9 years ago
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ATSLoopholes8 years ago
Cursed shit.
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xKitKatx3 years ago
noooooooooo

NO BODY9 years ago
would I care???

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM8 years ago
Hey now, I"ve always wanted to speak cherokee!

Live to die9 years ago
Books bitch!

Passmesomepie 9 years ago
imma wear a bell?like JINGLE JINGLE listen to me LOOPHOLES

YoloYesterlast year
This website is broken. You can’t reply anymore. I need to find the developer so we can fix this.

Mammot12 months ago
so sigma

SeanRosswell9 years ago
What if I already know multiple languages? The downside only talks about the four new languages and my native language. I already know three.

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Don't press the button then.

Q2977 years ago
Hmm simple take a vocie recored with you and before you go anywhere you recored your voice and the *click (english )

Sitara8 years ago
You can just use your fucking brain and learn 4 languages and don't do these shit

daxtro539 years ago
What's the fucking point then?

roseprncss10 years ago
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lewis04283 years ago
this is me

wiseys9 years ago
so basically i won't speak for the rest of my life..

RavenChan7 years ago
I never talk to anyone anyway, so... yay me!

Asbjørn9 years ago
Just hold a paper-note where it stands what one have to do to speak to you...

EliteZygarde_Ash_Oficial0008 years ago
Não entendi nada

Mammot12 months ago
Help humans!! I turned myself into a Mammot and I can't turn myself back!!!

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Sure why not? I get to know some extra languages.

Ligss10 years ago
This would be Good for me

Jersh9 years ago
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Lowell7 years ago
I don't even want to speek any other languages

leafyisbeer56788 years ago
I picked it cause I really wanna go China and Japan and know there language

Christ0pher20039 years ago
What if one of the languages is sign language

A5una8 years ago
Problem? I think not

bamboo_bazooka9 years ago
i see no downside i rarely initiate conversation

astadeeznuts3 years ago
ur mom

DrWho36079 years ago
Carry a whistle and someone says what's up and I explaine to the what's happening

Dinorex8 years ago
Just more languages I already do the downside
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