You become completely fluent in four additional languages (of your choice).
but
You can only speak when directly addressed (including your native language).
I will not

pressmedont123 11 years ago
that doesn't include written communication

Krysta Breanne 11 years ago
It's called gain that person's attention you want to talk to in some other way, like for example: TAPPING THEM ON THE SHOULDER. They usually end up saying "what" afterwards, so you can talk.

minimegaman090 2 years ago
well would you rather not know about this guy's epic loophole
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RileyDaWizard 11 years ago
Address yourself directly non-verbally

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago
I would carry around some sort of horn, to draw attention to myself if I have something to say. If people do not turn and ask what's up, they probably wouldn't have listened anyway.

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
I commented somewhere & it said 5 hours ago, time is broken
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Meatballllady 9 years ago
There is no point in pressing it because I only need to know English

Spiderp 10 years ago
I wouldn't be able to speak; but I could type.

Hamistagan 10 years ago
just hold up a sign saying please speak "insert name here"

Buttfucka3000 5 years ago
That would make u look like a street beggar

Gerias 10 years ago
Corean,chinese and japanese hentai Inc.

Dark22 6 years ago
hentai isn't a language it"s an art form and it"s spelled Korean not corean

MadaraUchiha 11 years ago
Wouldn't bother me, I'd carry around my name on my chain xD not like many people talk to me anyway when I'm out on the streets

Bruvdova 11 years ago
Why are all comments from 46 years ago

jfb1337 11 years ago
Google "Unix Epoch"
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CaptinGamer 11 years ago
Then i can't start conversations. AWKWARD!

DOGOFORLIFE 9 years ago
Well that"s for the best... It is so weird when I try.

ReptilianFollower69 11 years ago
Learn the languages u little bitches :P, also online chat would be impossible sometimes... for example you couldn't do simple call outs in cs go FUCK THAT

roseprncss 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 5 months ago
I can write or text, plus, I'm a student so I'm not really supposed to speak unless addressed to during the day

lewis0428 4 years ago
this is me

wiseys 11 years ago
so basically i won't speak for the rest of my life..

RavenChan 9 years ago
I never talk to anyone anyway, so... yay me!

Asbjørn 11 years ago
Just hold a paper-note where it stands what one have to do to speak to you...

EliteZygarde_Ash_Oficial000 10 years ago
Não entendi nada

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Sure why not? I get to know some extra languages.

Ligss 11 years ago
This would be Good for me

Jersh 11 years ago
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Lowell 9 years ago
I don't even want to speek any other languages

leafyisbeer5678 9 years ago
I picked it cause I really wanna go China and Japan and know there language

Christ0pher2003 11 years ago
What if one of the languages is sign language

A5una 10 years ago
Problem? I think not

bamboo_bazooka 11 years ago
i see no downside i rarely initiate conversation

astadeeznuts 4 years ago
ur mom

DrWho3607 11 years ago
Carry a whistle and someone says what's up and I explaine to the what's happening

Dinorex 10 years ago
Just more languages I already do the downside

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
...

Scarletrose 2 years ago
Someone pressed the button! Come on, speak. I'm addressing youuu!

veloxin 10 years ago
So, my life, but with seven languages instead of three? Cool.

plooby 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

manga.youtube 11 years ago
no one would be able to talk cause no one can address anyone

YourBoyNaPalm 9 years ago
You could get their attention but in a lot of situations, that’d be impossible.

Natani 9 years ago
I couldn't play D&D soooo

A5una 10 years ago
Sindarin, quena, Japanese, and French

DesmondTJ 11 years ago
Poke the one you want to talk to until he/she get's angry and asks, what the hell you want. (Imagine doing it with your boss. It would be interesting.)

Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago
Believe it or not, speaking is not the only form of communication.

xGSSR_RiderX 4 years ago
What if I use sign language 👁️

dbsgmv 9 years ago
Text

killstien 11 years ago
I don't care about language

Junko_Enoshima11037 9 years ago
I already speak four languages.

asome 11 years ago
I don't talk a lot anyway soooooooo...

plooby 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

dingxing 7 months ago
那别人不问你,你不成哑巴了吗

postboredem 10 years ago
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WakandanKnuckles 9 years ago
Lol...50 50

samomezz 11 years ago
that's how i speak anyways...

ancordon0519 9 years ago
I bet all the kids at my school would love that cause then I wouldn't be so talkative
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