The definition of Flying Spiders - friendly, beautiful creatures, living in nature. They will only hunt you if you steel their babies. So in general, no need to stab anyone. :)
Habatoot4 years ago
but they said that they will hunt you.. maybe they think you stole their babies?
If they have a seizure, give them the injected medication. That counts as stabbing, and is therefore enough to keep the spiders away. And you get to save their life.
There are no flying spiders. Arachnids do not possess wings at all.
Nomisthe3rd9 years ago
Flying spiders are genetically modified to hunt you.
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Ryan Schick12 years ago
i don't mind spiders
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Sevannah Van de Braak12 years ago
i like spiders so yes ofcourse!
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Hanna Åšwida12 years ago
usually people finally fin someone so its better to jsut sit and wait...or look for someone yorself. way better
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Fairytale-22-9-12-12-1-9-149 years ago
Sorry, I don't do spiders.
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DJLPbutton2last year
Just stab the spiders in the heart.
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Thatgirlellie9 years ago
I GOT FREAKING ARACBIPHOBIA
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Nhoj7 years ago
I don't want to get married so no
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The Fallen Anglish10 years ago
I'd like a person with the ability to jail all of the flying spiders forever
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falcon_king35 years ago
my gf gives me omnipotence stab at light speed and heal within a mili mili second which is 1/100 of a second
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VoiceOfReason9 years ago
You people realize that the person you will mary in this senario is from you dreams right? So just make her immortal.
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Spiderp8 years ago
They"re spiders. I can squish them.
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D1014010 years ago
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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happylego919 years ago
can't I just shoot them over and over again?
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Anya Rodgers12 years ago
If you lose the one you get AND get spiders, isn't there more downfall than good to that deal?
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PlumpiXD8 years ago
Just do not marry but live together as a couple?!
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h.meinke10 years ago
HNOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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Amy Max Shanahan12 years ago
flying spiders......sounds like My Neighbour Totoro
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Rye_bread_0007 years ago
What"s the point in marrying the man or woman of your dreams if you have to kill them anyway? So No
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MattWalshe9 years ago
k den
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Justinfab11 years ago
this sounds ok so far "flying spiders" NOPE!!! NOOOOPE! NMRMMR NO JUST NEVER!
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aspol129 years ago
What about a celeb?
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phamster177 years ago
Flying spiders are lit u guys are haters
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Alexiana10 years ago
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO IM NOT STABBING HIM I LOVE HIM
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BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago
OR, now listen to me here for a quick second, you can meet them normally through dating like any other person, AND FLYING SPIDERS DONT EXIST
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tomboy are like wtf9 years ago
Wat if me true love is my cd
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TheAnimefreak8 years ago
a beutiful, sexy and immortal soul mate with the power to give immortality.................................fucking genius
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WackoHacko10 years ago
Spider repellant. Problem solved .
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Pokemon Master9 years ago
THIS IS CRAZY!!
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Crimson Mcd Gregory12 years ago
Ha, my dream marriage is that they are rich have no next of kin, hate charity, and are prone to dramatic suicide attempts.
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