Will You Press The Button?

Slurp9 years ago

Once she dies I can just kill myself.

Luc298568 years ago

So during these 10 Years you are immortal.

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Burstbusterz9 years ago

that last button gave me immortality, so... I won't die and such ten years out of infinite years is infinite years she won't die either

WhyHowAreWeDoingHere4 years ago

We will watch your career with great interest

BananaLady7 years ago

"Don't cry because it"s over, smile because it happened." -Me 2018 and totally not Dr. Suess

High on Potassium8 years ago

what if i kill myself as a result of her dieing?

ThePaulDude5 years ago

Is that the potassium talking? Or are you just that dark?

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Miles Blackwell12 years ago

If it is the happiest love I will ever know, then the 10 years of loneliness would be worth it.

AustraliaRockstar7 years ago

i agree

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Kutarinkito7 years ago

So after she dies you are immortal for 10 years

Samoht-857 years ago

It say:"the happiest life you ever could". The happiest one would be I die with her, so it doesn't work, no?

contoir7 years ago

And you know what u do just commit suicide

Yourgesflergen8 years ago

What would happen if you killed yourself

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

Lets test it out!

Dragonborn28 years ago

Wut the point of marring then?

Cryptic Wolf 99 years ago

Well, if everything else that I clicked on comes true, I'm immortal

Sans_The_Skeleton9 years ago

It would be like loosing Pap all over again...

Mikuelious8 years ago

Sans_The_Skeleton Please, oh please don't tell me you ship Sans and Papyrus... Because they are brothers, not lovers!

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Kieran Egan12 years ago

It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all

ThePaulDude5 years ago

Gee, how cliche.

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Angel Ruiz12 years ago

So.... When (s)he dies, you will know you got only 10 years left to live. Damn.

CorbaKing7 years ago

What if (s)he dies 2 months after you marry.

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Cynakill9 years ago

So he's immortal? I pressed an immortality button earlier, infinity-10 is still infinity.

deadpool1419 years ago

i hate love anyways :3

stopreadingthis7 years ago

so basically 10 years of a normal life, then back to my sad life

skankiness11 years ago

id probably just kill myself tbh

DABOSS54134510 years ago

Ever watched the fault in our stars? Yeah. That happened....

KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon7 years ago

I have spent three years basically confined in my house due to medical issues. FUCK IT I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY FOR ONCE!

plazmafighter9 years ago

WHERES THE WORTH IT BABY!?

ElessarTelcontar8 years ago

"I would rather spend one lifetime with you than all of the ages of this world alone." ~Arwen

xXRainbowBlazeXx9 years ago

Commit Sucide!

Sans_The_Skeleton9 years ago

Dude...

AntiHappyPie2 years ago

fuck yeah! i love me some extreme depression!

jintoya10 years ago

look, a story with a happy ending!!!!

Igyzone9 years ago

I'll just jerk to porn for the rest 10 years

Skypresser4049 years ago

You already do that...

Brizzle5 years ago

As soon as they die I'll have a death clock.

Magickmaster10 years ago

Combine with Immortality button: WIN!

Catspur9 years ago

You could just live your idk at least 50 years of happiness and when she dies it will have been worth and you if you feel like it you could kill yourself

Winth8 years ago

No, part of the condition is that you will live for ten years after her death.

MonoCraeta7 years ago

Doesn't say lonely of whom, doesn't say I can't re-marry

Pau La12 years ago

Because whatâ€™s the point in them being happy now if you know theyâ€™re going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later.

p3nguin1239 years ago

pitchfork now -- == YY

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

Argo not the happiest life you could live through.

ThehueofBlu9 years ago

Do I necessarily need to meet the love of my life? It doesn't mean I can't love anyone else.

skullend110 years ago

oh shit, 50% vs 50%

Panifex8 years ago

Your lover died, 9 years ago today. You find yourself losing the memories you once shared, but always aching for their presence. You know you will die in a year and you yearn for death, after which you will be eternally united with The One.

Fisch9 years ago

i already have the bad things

WhyHowAreWeDoingHere4 years ago

Those years are worth it

MisterGunpowder10 years ago

"Thanks for the adventure! Now go have another one."

IzabellaFarias8 years ago

I will happily

ninjatiger11 years ago

what if I'm immortal because I pressed a button earlier

Giel200209 years ago

So you are bassicly immortal for the time being you can live bullets and traincrashes because you HAVE to die 10 years later.

reasonswhy9 years ago

I didn't press it cause if me marrying her causes to her to die I mean I want her to live a long happy life

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MajorLeagueChris9 years ago

Once i was 7 Years old...

Kingdom ruler10 years ago

I'd just die when she died... i could just bite a gun

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IM-NOT-LYING7 years ago

i hate being lonely

Ryan Schick12 years ago

women live longer than men on average

BEAR_6last year

Heh.. no one can love me 💔💔💔

Joestar_Wayward10 years ago

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