Will You Press The Button?

Maharid last year

I don't want to marry, skip.

Slurp 11 years ago

Once she dies I can just kill myself.

Luc29856 9 years ago

So during these 10 Years you are immortal.

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Burstbusterz 10 years ago

that last button gave me immortality, so... I won't die and such ten years out of infinite years is infinite years she won't die either

WhyHowAreWeDoingHere 6 years ago

We will watch your career with great interest

BananaLady 8 years ago

"Don't cry because it"s over, smile because it happened." -Me 2018 and totally not Dr. Suess

High on Potassium 10 years ago

what if i kill myself as a result of her dieing?

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Is that the potassium talking? Or are you just that dark?

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Miles Blackwell 13 years ago

If it is the happiest love I will ever know, then the 10 years of loneliness would be worth it.

AustraliaRockstar 9 years ago

i agree

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Kutarinkito 8 years ago

So after she dies you are immortal for 10 years

Samoht-85 8 years ago

It say:"the happiest life you ever could". The happiest one would be I die with her, so it doesn't work, no?

contoir 9 years ago

And you know what u do just commit suicide

Yourgesflergen 9 years ago

What would happen if you killed yourself

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

Lets test it out!

Dragonborn2 10 years ago

Wut the point of marring then?

Kieran Egan 13 years ago

It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Gee, how cliche.

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Cryptic Wolf 9 11 years ago

Well, if everything else that I clicked on comes true, I'm immortal

Sans_The_Skeleton 11 years ago

It would be like loosing Pap all over again...

Mikuelious 9 years ago

Sans_The_Skeleton Please, oh please don't tell me you ship Sans and Papyrus... Because they are brothers, not lovers!

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Angel Ruiz 13 years ago

So.... When (s)he dies, you will know you got only 10 years left to live. Damn.

CorbaKing 9 years ago

What if (s)he dies 2 months after you marry.

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Irish Link 11 years ago

forever lonely i am

Six_seven_sechs_seiben last year

I'll know when I die then

RocketGirl1 11 years ago

that's how life usually works out at the end for all of us

Forklift_guy 6 years ago

I kill myself after she dies

Risk 11 years ago

I kinda like how the percentage of people who did and did not press the button is 50-50, though it'd be better if it was straight down the middle 50-50, rather than, it's close enough to being half and half that it says half and half

erilla 11 years ago

combo this button with immortality "eternal happyness with the women/man of your dreams"

Cynakill 10 years ago

So he's immortal? I pressed an immortality button earlier, infinity-10 is still infinity.

deadpool141 11 years ago

i hate love anyways :3

stopreadingthis 8 years ago

so basically 10 years of a normal life, then back to my sad life

skankiness 12 years ago

id probably just kill myself tbh

DABOSS541345 11 years ago

Ever watched the fault in our stars? Yeah. That happened....

KaishenIzarRockieriousTheMortalDemon 9 years ago

I have spent three years basically confined in my house due to medical issues. FUCK IT I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY FOR ONCE!

plazmafighter 10 years ago

WHERES THE WORTH IT BABY!?

jintoya 11 years ago

look, a story with a happy ending!!!!

ElessarTelcontar 9 years ago

"I would rather spend one lifetime with you than all of the ages of this world alone." ~Arwen

xXRainbowBlazeXx 11 years ago

Commit Sucide!

Sans_The_Skeleton 11 years ago

Dude...

AntiHappyPie 3 years ago

fuck yeah! i love me some extreme depression!

Catspur 10 years ago

You could just live your idk at least 50 years of happiness and when she dies it will have been worth and you if you feel like it you could kill yourself

Winth 10 years ago

No, part of the condition is that you will live for ten years after her death.

Igyzone 11 years ago

I'll just jerk to porn for the rest 10 years

Skypresser404 11 years ago

You already do that...

Brizzle 7 years ago

As soon as they die I'll have a death clock.

Magickmaster 12 years ago

Combine with Immortality button: WIN!

Dreamwarrior14 11 years ago

Argo not the happiest life you could live through.

MonoCraeta 9 years ago

Doesn't say lonely of whom, doesn't say I can't re-marry

Pau La 13 years ago

Because whatâ€™s the point in them being happy now if you know theyâ€™re going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later.

p3nguin123 10 years ago

pitchfork now -- == YY

Panifex 9 years ago

Your lover died, 9 years ago today. You find yourself losing the memories you once shared, but always aching for their presence. You know you will die in a year and you yearn for death, after which you will be eternally united with The One.

ThehueofBlu 11 years ago

Do I necessarily need to meet the love of my life? It doesn't mean I can't love anyone else.

skullend1 11 years ago

oh shit, 50% vs 50%

Fisch 11 years ago

i already have the bad things

WhyHowAreWeDoingHere 6 years ago

Those years are worth it

MisterGunpowder 11 years ago

"Thanks for the adventure! Now go have another one."

IzabellaFarias 10 years ago

I will happily

JosephChambers 8 years ago

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ninjatiger 12 years ago

what if I'm immortal because I pressed a button earlier

Giel20020 10 years ago

So you are bassicly immortal for the time being you can live bullets and traincrashes because you HAVE to die 10 years later.

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