Will You Press The Button?

GeorgeSnorewell last year

Ok what if the child grows up? Is he free to go? Just collectively as a society change the definition of an adult to like anyone over 1, so yeah a baby is getting tortured, but they won't remember that shit and won't be there long.

BoingyBoingerton last year

Perfect loophole, and you'd definitely be able to do it too because it's the one pressing the button who transforms the world.

TheDRXD 10 years ago

so basically the giver?

PoipoleADMyt 4 years ago

Dang it! I was gonna say that!

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TheLostCollective 2 years ago

I hate how this would be better then the current world we live in, because it would only be one kid, and not hundreds.

zachintosh 10 years ago

didn't have to think about it....I clicked the button. My school is filled with kids who deserve never ending torture.

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

LOL, mine was when I was in middle school.

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marxman 9 years ago

I'll torture the kid myself.

Smart_scratcher12 4 years ago

You are the best person in the world

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Uncookedham87 10 years ago

I call being the child

Bill-nye 10 years ago

Then can i have paradise

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Qolem 10 years ago

If child is tortured, then it is not utopia

yangrou 9 months ago

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DragonEXE 9 years ago

Give him weed that will do the trick

alikamarrousta 9 years ago

I think some already pushed the button and that kid is me.

Master_Morphicz 9 years ago

Well this plus immortal would be perfect so know one gets harmed exept me. Also it never says who has to suffer. (Then again some people I know deserve this.)

Ultimatekewi32 9 years ago

So basically The story "Thise who walk away from omolas"

FlamingRaven 9 years ago

That"s what i said

FlamingRaven 9 years ago

This is just like the ones who walk away from omelas...i read it class. Or the giver

88Austin_ 9 years ago

Isn't this the Plot for "The One"s Who Walk Away From Omelas?"

potatotehcow 9 years ago

I'll send the child to school as torture and constantly make them listen to Baby by Justin Beiber.

JudahBateman 9 years ago

Wow! You heartless son of a bitch

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

Alright kid. Step up.

GameboyTalbott 10 years ago

Young child or put him to sleep also it's one child compared to the rest of the world.

Burnt_Python_58 10 years ago

The needs of the many out way the needs of the few

Flameshot 10 years ago

The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.

Alec Haines 13 years ago

this was hard

FloothecloudGaming 9 years ago

Yes jake paulers will suffer

FUcksMcgee 10 years ago

Okay so many people starve to death like? That"s unending torture each moment. Now it"s just one person.

Fmajorseven 5 years ago

fuck them kids

XxX_PSYCO_MAN_69_Xxx 10 years ago

CHILD TORTURE IS FUNNY.

Oplayer1 10 years ago

Dude. NOT cool.

thedocatlas last year

the world doesn't deserve paradise and child does not deserve torture

Duke5601 10 years ago

A child being tortured! That's not my version a of a utopian paradise.

adam1020 10 years ago

im uh a uh child so uhhh no

Makuseti_Seji 8 years ago

I'll be the child cause I'm a masochist

Macucumber 10 years ago

if the child gets an adult, it won't suffer anymore cause it's not a child anymore. Otherwise here is said "Should it die"

OliviaAbbe 8 years ago

This is the exact plot of a short story I read in English class called The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas. Is that what inspired it?

Flameice2 9 years ago

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

boykisser 2 years ago

womp womp

Flameshot 10 years ago

So... Said child will not cause an uprising and destroy the utopia?

Foggo99 10 years ago

Some childs already feel constant pain so where is the paradise

Yeetaleet 4 years ago

Feetus Deletus.

bloxdudebro 10 years ago

WHY DID 50% CHOSE YES!!!!!!! OMG THATS SO SAD

BawkBakbak 9 years ago

Sucks for that child

Rakeem123 7 years ago

Fam send him my way I'll string that lil nig up myself

ShadyBatman 10 years ago

All I thought when I heard this was Vault-Tec XD

LaurenNStuff 9 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I'm sorry, smol children.

shockwavebr 10 years ago

if that s perfect, no torture

Alexspook407 9 years ago

Id never let a child be hurt mine or not

114514lxr last year

我就是孩子

Pds314 10 years ago

Real world: millions of children suffer like this. Utopia: one does. Instant press.

vQuueed 8 years ago

Loophole: make laws in this paradise against torture of any kind or anyone

Ichputzenur 10 years ago

That was tough.Great Dilemma

QiZirui 3 years ago

为什么要用孩子的生命维持

XenoWarrior 10 years ago

So someone is tutored in a perfect workd? I don't have to pick? I don't even have to know them, and maybe I can pick the ones who deserve it, I'd press that fucking button

TheDragonFlyer 9 years ago

Omg

Ultralord1400 9 years ago

I hope that torture is tickling

RedKnight 10 years ago

It"s not a Utopia if a innocent child is tortured

BeanWaffle111 5 years ago

A small price to pay for salvation

Burning Soul 10 years ago

I'm a child,so I'll torture myself.

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