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31595 (49%) people have pressed this button, while 33034 (51%) did not.
You transform the world into the perfect utopian paradise.
but
In order to sustain this paradise, one child is forced to endure constant torture, pain, and misery unending. Should the child die, it will be replaced with another child.
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GeorgeSnorewell last year
Ok what if the child grows up? Is he free to go? Just collectively as a society change the definition of an adult to like anyone over 1, so yeah a baby is getting tortured, but they won't remember that shit and won't be there long.

BoingyBoingerton last year
Perfect loophole, and you'd definitely be able to do it too because it's the one pressing the button who transforms the world.

TheDRXD 11 years ago
so basically the giver?

PoipoleADMyt 4 years ago
Dang it! I was gonna say that!
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TheLostCollective 2 years ago
I hate how this would be better then the current world we live in, because it would only be one kid, and not hundreds.

zachintosh 10 years ago
didn't have to think about it....I clicked the button. My school is filled with kids who deserve never ending torture.

oceanwaterpug27 8 years ago
LOL, mine was when I was in middle school.
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marxman 10 years ago
I'll torture the kid myself.

Smart_scratcher12 5 years ago
You are the best person in the world
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Uncookedham87 10 years ago
I call being the child

Bill-nye 10 years ago
Then can i have paradise
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Qolem 10 years ago
If child is tortured, then it is not utopia

yangrou 10 months ago
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DragonEXE 9 years ago
Give him weed that will do the trick

alikamarrousta 9 years ago
I think some already pushed the button and that kid is me.

Master_Morphicz 9 years ago
Well this plus immortal would be perfect so know one gets harmed exept me. Also it never says who has to suffer. (Then again some people I know deserve this.)

Ultimatekewi32 10 years ago
So basically The story "Thise who walk away from omolas"

FlamingRaven 9 years ago
That"s what i said

FlamingRaven 9 years ago
This is just like the ones who walk away from omelas...i read it class. Or the giver

88Austin_ 9 years ago
Isn't this the Plot for "The One"s Who Walk Away From Omelas?"

potatotehcow 9 years ago
I'll send the child to school as torture and constantly make them listen to Baby by Justin Beiber.

JudahBateman 9 years ago
Wow! You heartless son of a bitch

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago
Alright kid. Step up.

GameboyTalbott 10 years ago
Young child or put him to sleep also it's one child compared to the rest of the world.

Burnt_Python_58 10 years ago
The needs of the many out way the needs of the few

Flameshot 10 years ago
The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.

Alec Haines 13 years ago
this was hard

boykisser 2 years ago
womp womp

Flameshot 10 years ago
So... Said child will not cause an uprising and destroy the utopia?

OliviaAbbe 9 years ago
This is the exact plot of a short story I read in English class called The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas. Is that what inspired it?

Flameice2 10 years ago
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

BawkBakbak 9 years ago
Sucks for that child

Foggo99 10 years ago
Some childs already feel constant pain so where is the paradise

Yeetaleet 4 years ago
Feetus Deletus.

bloxdudebro 10 years ago
WHY DID 50% CHOSE YES!!!!!!! OMG THATS SO SAD

shockwavebr 10 years ago
if that s perfect, no torture

Rakeem123 7 years ago
Fam send him my way I'll string that lil nig up myself

ShadyBatman 10 years ago
All I thought when I heard this was Vault-Tec XD

LaurenNStuff 9 years ago
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I'm sorry, smol children.

vQuueed 8 years ago
Loophole: make laws in this paradise against torture of any kind or anyone

Ichputzenur 11 years ago
That was tough.Great Dilemma

Alexspook407 9 years ago
Id never let a child be hurt mine or not

114514lxr last year
我就是孩子

Pds314 10 years ago
Real world: millions of children suffer like this. Utopia: one does. Instant press.

TheDragonFlyer 10 years ago
Omg

QiZirui 3 years ago
为什么要用孩子的生命维持

XenoWarrior 10 years ago
So someone is tutored in a perfect workd? I don't have to pick? I don't even have to know them, and maybe I can pick the ones who deserve it, I'd press that fucking button

BeanWaffle111 5 years ago
A small price to pay for salvation

Burning Soul 10 years ago
I'm a child,so I'll torture myself.

Ultralord1400 9 years ago
I hope that torture is tickling

RedKnight 10 years ago
It"s not a Utopia if a innocent child is tortured

bachasnail 11 years ago
the suffering of one to end it for the 8 billion others.

TimeSpy415 9 years ago
Its not paradice inless ALL get to enjoy it so NO!!!

hugedick 7 months ago
只要我们隔一段时间就献祭一个孩子,就可以让8000000000人过上完美乌托邦的生活。这并不是亏

Duke5601 10 years ago
My life already sick so I practically am the child.

Duke5601 10 years ago
Sucks

SamLeo678 8 years ago
I'll be the child

muihgt 2 years ago
why would you not press the button???

doubledashie 10 years ago
If there's no pain in the world other than the tortured child then there's no point in being happy.

LoneDragon 9 years ago
It wouldn't be perfect then
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