31595 (49%) people have pressed this button,
while 33034 (51%) did not.
You transform the world into the perfect utopian paradise.
but
In order to sustain this paradise, one child is forced to endure constant torture, pain, and misery unending. Should the child die, it will be replaced with another child.
Ok what if the child grows up? Is he free to go? Just collectively as a society change the definition of an adult to like anyone over 1, so yeah a baby is getting tortured, but they won't remember that shit and won't be there long.
BoingyBoingertonlast year
Perfect loophole, and you'd definitely be able to do it too because it's the one pressing the button who transforms the world.
I think some already pushed the button and that kid is me.
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Master_Morphicz9 years ago
Well this plus immortal would be perfect so know one gets harmed exept me. Also it never says who has to suffer. (Then again some people I know deserve this.)
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Ultimatekewi3210 years ago
So basically The story "Thise who walk away from omolas"
FlamingRaven9 years ago
That"s what i said
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FlamingRaven9 years ago
This is just like the ones who walk away from omelas...i read it class. Or the giver
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88Austin_9 years ago
Isn't this the Plot for "The One"s Who Walk Away From Omelas?"
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potatotehcow9 years ago
I'll send the child to school as torture and constantly make them listen to Baby by Justin Beiber.
JudahBateman9 years ago
Wow! You heartless son of a bitch
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BambieTheButtonSlapper10 years ago
Alright kid. Step up.
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GameboyTalbott10 years ago
Young child or put him to sleep also it's one child compared to the rest of the world.
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Burnt_Python_5810 years ago
The needs of the many out way the needs of the few
Flameshot10 years ago
The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.
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Alec Haines13 years ago
this was hard
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boykisser2 years ago
womp womp
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Flameshot10 years ago
So... Said child will not cause an uprising and destroy the utopia?
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OliviaAbbe9 years ago
This is the exact plot of a short story I read in English class called The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas. Is that what inspired it?
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Flameice2 10 years ago
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
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BawkBakbak9 years ago
Sucks for that child
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Foggo9910 years ago
Some childs already feel constant pain so where is the paradise
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Yeetaleet4 years ago
Feetus Deletus.
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bloxdudebro10 years ago
WHY DID 50% CHOSE YES!!!!!!! OMG THATS SO SAD
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shockwavebr10 years ago
if that s perfect, no torture
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Rakeem1237 years ago
Fam send him my way I'll string that lil nig up myself
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ShadyBatman10 years ago
All I thought when I heard this was Vault-Tec XD
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LaurenNStuff9 years ago
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I'm sorry, smol children.
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vQuueed8 years ago
Loophole: make laws in this paradise against torture of any kind or anyone
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Ichputzenur11 years ago
That was tough.Great Dilemma
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Alexspook4079 years ago
Id never let a child be hurt mine or not
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114514lxrlast year
我就是孩子
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Pds31410 years ago
Real world: millions of children suffer like this.
Utopia: one does.
Instant press.
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TheDragonFlyer10 years ago
Omg
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QiZirui3 years ago
为什么要用孩子的生命维持
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XenoWarrior10 years ago
So someone is tutored in a perfect workd? I don't have to pick? I don't even have to know them, and maybe I can pick the ones who deserve it, I'd press that fucking button
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BeanWaffle1115 years ago
A small price to pay for salvation
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Burning Soul10 years ago
I'm a child,so I'll torture myself.
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Ultralord14009 years ago
I hope that torture is tickling
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RedKnight10 years ago
It"s not a Utopia if a innocent child is tortured
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bachasnail11 years ago
the suffering of one to end it for the 8 billion others.
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TimeSpy4159 years ago
Its not paradice inless ALL get to enjoy it so NO!!!
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hugedick7 months ago
只要我们隔一段时间就献祭一个孩子,就可以让8000000000人过上完美乌托邦的生活。这并不是亏
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Duke560110 years ago
My life already sick so I practically am the child.
Duke560110 years ago
Sucks
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SamLeo6788 years ago
I'll be the child
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muihgt2 years ago
why would you not press the button???
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doubledashie10 years ago
If there's no pain in the world other than the tortured child then there's no point in being happy.
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