31597 (49%) people have pressed this button,
while 33034 (51%) did not.
You transform the world into the perfect utopian paradise.
but
In order to sustain this paradise, one child is forced to endure constant torture, pain, and misery unending. Should the child die, it will be replaced with another child.
Ok what if the child grows up? Is he free to go? Just collectively as a society change the definition of an adult to like anyone over 1, so yeah a baby is getting tortured, but they won't remember that shit and won't be there long.
BoingyBoingertonlast year
Perfect loophole, and you'd definitely be able to do it too because it's the one pressing the button who transforms the world.
I think some already pushed the button and that kid is me.
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Master_Morphicz9 years ago
Well this plus immortal would be perfect so know one gets harmed exept me. Also it never says who has to suffer. (Then again some people I know deserve this.)
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Ultimatekewi3210 years ago
So basically The story "Thise who walk away from omolas"
FlamingRaven9 years ago
That"s what i said
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FlamingRaven9 years ago
This is just like the ones who walk away from omelas...i read it class. Or the giver
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88Austin_9 years ago
Isn't this the Plot for "The One"s Who Walk Away From Omelas?"
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potatotehcow9 years ago
I'll send the child to school as torture and constantly make them listen to Baby by Justin Beiber.
JudahBateman9 years ago
Wow! You heartless son of a bitch
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BambieTheButtonSlapper10 years ago
Alright kid. Step up.
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GameboyTalbott10 years ago
Young child or put him to sleep also it's one child compared to the rest of the world.
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Burnt_Python_5810 years ago
The needs of the many out way the needs of the few
Flameshot10 years ago
The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.
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Alec Haines13 years ago
this was hard
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LilmanMarcell9 years ago
Boo
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Flying_Tree10 years ago
Don't torture the child and then have a failed dystopia
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sickbro543 years ago
this question gave me goosebumps...
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
You heartless sociopathic pice of shit!
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Bko10 years ago
Yes.. get ready, little brother
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Player-One5 years ago
Oh dude easy
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TylerShannon9 years ago
PROTECT THE YOUTH¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE WHO PRESSED THE BUTTON IS HEARTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!😢😢😢😢😧😧😨😨😩😰😰😟😱😱😲😲😲😰😩😨😟😱
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PopeyesGod297 years ago
Then it"s not perfect
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winwin10 years ago
We just drug the thing until its so drugged it thinks its a trump employee
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WhiteHatHacker9 years ago
Think about the real world for a second, millions of people have to deal with torture, pain, and misery unending, I feel like that sacrifice should be made, for the fortune of millions of people
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Docyorpool10 years ago
I don't want to be with jar jar binks
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Drepple9 years ago
What is they grow up? They"re not a chield anymore but they"re not dead either
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Fckyou123452 years ago
I get the reference
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Warlord208010 years ago
For the greater good
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TaxCollecter8 years ago
I don't like kids anyway.
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SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
just make the kid listen to the worst songs and watch the worst videos ever
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ajm79er10 years ago
idc about some kid to be honest
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purpleshep4279 years ago
i could go back in time and use this on kim jong-un when he"s a child
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Nerdyboy10 years ago
I know just who will be tortured: this five-year old bitch that tries to kill me everytime he sees me. I kicked him in the crotch as hard as i could cause he was punching me for two hours straight while challenging me to a fight but i didn't want to get in...[Show full comment]
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Derpyderpderp12345688910 years ago
Just say in 5 minuets u get icecream to IT and 5 mins later whne they ask for it say in 5 minutes and repeat
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ya111106 years ago
I pressed this only with dark humor in mind. I couldn't care less about the paradise
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Edgelord McGee10 years ago
I see no downside.
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Killred118 years ago
Basterds
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ps3boss11 years ago
I'd vote sohail he's an ideot
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Wolflet9 years ago
I hate kids but not THIS much
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MadDoctor9 years ago
Oh, well.
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Darian183 years ago
I'm technically a child so I will sacrifice myself for you guys
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excuzzie10 years ago
guess i can be the child?
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HEBREWLEARNING10 years ago
Child sacrifice... I like it!
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Redskull4 years ago
fuck off The child
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BlueZombz10 years ago
Wheres the humanity in having someone else suffer for the sake of your enjoyment?! How the hell did 50% of the population press the button!!!
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TylerShannon9 years ago
Unless they deserve it because they have commuted crimes
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